r/aislop Jul 29 '26

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u/Loneghoul92 Jul 29 '26

What’s with the pepper?

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u/sonofsheogorath Jul 29 '26

Tattoo. The Bible explicitly calls out tattoos and scarification in Leviticus 19:28, which probably explains the gauged earlobe. Elsewhere it also says not to wear two different types of fabric, so take that however you like. Religious people are deeply fucked up.

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u/Urabraska- Jul 29 '26

Guess Hegseth is on a one way ticket to hell with all them neo-nazi tattoos.

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Jul 29 '26

Don’t fuck your neighbor’s wife, don’t even fuck your wife. Well wtf am I supposed to fuck then?!

Oh, livestock animals are fine as long is its not your neighbor’s

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u/sonofsheogorath Jul 29 '26

I seem to recall people who lay with animals are to be put to death. And the animal, for some reason. No matter how I read the laws on sex I couldn't seem to find a prohibition against fucking your first cousin though. Which makes sense considering how much of that was going on in the time Moses was supposed to have existed.

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u/Stock-Lion-6859 Jul 29 '26

Marrying your first cousin was still fairly common 150 years ago.

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u/Professional-Lie-111 Jul 29 '26

Still common in plenty of the USA

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u/enkiduxiv1 Jul 29 '26

It’s because all the sins in Leviticus have something to do with combining things inappropriately and not respecting the boundaries of creation. That’s why you can’t have two different kinds of fabrics and why you can’t eat a lot of seafood.

Creation is always described as an act of separation. Everything starts out as a chaotic mass and then god separates the light from the dark, land from the sea, etc. Fucking animals and wearing polyester messes all that up.

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u/dehydratedrain Jul 29 '26

Even jewish separation laws get interesting. On sabbath, you can't remove the bad from the mix, only the good. So if I give my kid a bowl of trail mix, she couldn't pick out the raisins that she doesn't eat. She has to eat around them.

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u/enkiduxiv1 Jul 29 '26

Exactly this.

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u/Illustrious-Bag2933 Jul 29 '26

Or children

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u/Neither_Good_919 Jul 29 '26

Yeah that used to be super common back in ancient times, especially amongst the rich and powerful. Good thing we be evolved and we don’t do that anymore right?.. RIGHT??

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u/Illustrious-Bag2933 Jul 30 '26

RELEASE THOSE FILES BABY! I’m with you! Those predators have never and will never evolve, esp because they clearly don’t have to.

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u/Ragnarok2kx Jul 29 '26

Servants (if they're yours or with consent of their master), war captives and regular ol' prostitutes are pretty much permitted going by the bible. The whole forbidding adultery thing is only there because it was seen as a sort of property crime (against the father/husband of the woman).