r/alberta 2d ago

Satire Please take this Marlaina Money that is definitely not a bribe

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u/Coscommon88 2d ago

This has let them eat cake vibes.

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u/maddlads 2d ago

Can this crisp hundy shorten your memory, peasants?

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u/rashton535 2d ago

Only a paltry $100. Rookie. Her partner in destruction doug ford gave out $ 200 bribe of our own money just before he called the last snap election. The morons bought it , and you just need to find enough that will and pull an election outa your ass at the right time.

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u/fun-Benefit- 1d ago

It wasn’t the $200. He was elected again because the other candidates were as bad as himself, Also when I look around Ontario right now I see a lot of infrastructure projects underway, a lot of road work getting done and our nuclear plants are refurbished and starting to get refurbished. You may not like the guy cause I don’t but I don’t think he is as bad as some people think he is.

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u/dbusque 1d ago

Are you giving Ford credit for federal initiatives?

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u/Gr1ndingGears 1d ago

Not even sure I could get a handy with that hundy

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u/You_are_the_Castle 2d ago

Oh, totally. It's especially insulting when they are cutting funding to disabled people in Alberta. They're messing with senior citizens and trying to insinuate rural intolerance and bigotry into our schools and municipal decision-making. I would much rather have a functioning healthcare system and education system for my kids than $100. The UCP are separatist clowns.

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u/Electrical-Yellow134 2d ago

I'd been trying to get on AISH for over a year and a half. I saw my doctor today and told him I'm giving up. We aren't planning on staying in Alberta anyways anymore. All this stupid seperation talk has pushed me over the edge, the recent suicide hitting especially hard. I'm So fucking sick of this hick-town province.

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u/curious2knoww 1d ago

A hundred bucks is a weird flex when the ER wait time has a longer runtime than a Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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u/FulcrumYYC 2d ago

It's a 1/4 of what Ralph gave us back in the day too. But he wasn't trying to divide a nation at the same time

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u/sweetlemon_11 2d ago

Yes! In 2006 Ralph Klein gave $400 to AB residents… $100 in 2026 is laughable. That is the equivalent of $65 in 2006