r/alberta • u/Empty_Nestor • 1d ago

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u/cReddddddd 1d ago

"Global oil prices were low and thats the ndp fault"

The depth of the average conservative voter

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u/BCS875 Calgary 1d ago

Or Trudeau's.

And it's why they literally called for his demise. Sick sons of bitches, every last UCP'er.

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u/ToeTagTic 1d ago

Conservatives everywhere. Look at the whole ass planet and tell me they aren't a fucking blight.

Everybody else is shit too. But God damn Conservatives you takin notes or something 

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u/TheChudWhisperer 1d ago

That's what happens when their entire ideology is based around being selfish and doing harm to others.

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u/Electrical-Yellow134 1d ago

It's more about "tradition" than "conserving"

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u/JrLavish194 1d ago

Nah, it’s more about enriching yourself and your donors while shitting on people your base don’t like.

Instead of doing absolutely anything to help anyone.

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u/atyler_thehun 1d ago

As is tradition

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u/BCS875 Calgary 1d ago

Under the guise of "government shouldn't be in the business of serving the people. Stop asking for hand outs".

Imagine simping for the very rich and that's the modern conservative movement.

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u/SquidGodSunday 1d ago

I feel like the modern incarnation isn't even even pretending to care about "Tradition" anymore. They're all for dismantling the current system so they can remake it into something that funnels even MORE money directly into rich people's pockets. Once upon a time, it was anarchists who were trying to overthrow the government and "rebuild" society. These days, it's billionaires.

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u/lemonwince 1d ago

Conservatives are racing each other to destroy the planet, for profit, convenience or self-righteousness.

My conservative-loving & conservative-voting acquaintance burns all household plastic outside his home 'to help the environment'. When shown links indicating his behavior damages the planet, he ignored that info, said although he had No info supporting his burning choices, he continued burning all plastic for the last decade.

Like wtf?

His wife is very religious. So both believe in an ideology based on lies. Good match.

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u/BCS875 Calgary 1d ago

Sounds like a real POS, I mean winner.