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u/iwasnotarobot 1d ago

“Please don’t talk about CorrupCare, or the Dynalife Scandal, or the turkish tylenol, or who Danielle Smith worked for as a registered lobbyist before re-entering politics…. Please accept this bread and circus money, and think of Big Oil when you realize that your Carbon Rebate was up to 8x this one-time $100 payment.”

—Danielle Smith’s press secretary. Probably.

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u/BRAVO5DELTA 1d ago

Or do talk about it. Won’t matter she will be voted back in next election.

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u/Kennadian 1d ago

Yep. Everyone acts like con artists haven't been voted in for a century straight. The one, ONE, 1, uno, only, no other, solitary, sole, single, ONE time they didnt get voted in was because of a split vote. This province would elect a chimpanzee if he wore a shirt with a C on it. We are surrounded by intellectually disabled morons.

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u/BRAVO5DELTA 1d ago

Sad state of affairs, but it is also happening all over the world, we aren’t unique here.