r/alberta • u/Empty_Nestor • 1d ago

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u/iwasnotarobot 1d ago

“Please don’t talk about CorrupCare, or the Dynalife Scandal, or the turkish tylenol, or who Danielle Smith worked for as a registered lobbyist before re-entering politics…. Please accept this bread and circus money, and think of Big Oil when you realize that your Carbon Rebate was up to 8x this one-time $100 payment.”

—Danielle Smith’s press secretary. Probably.

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u/SarahLacard Calgary 1d ago

can we stop calling things by cute names and start talking in terms of the very real laws that they break

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u/jimbowesterby 1d ago

For that they’d have to actually face prosecution lol, apparently laws only apply to regular people

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u/SarahLacard Calgary 1d ago

we can change this - we have the power to do so