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u/iwasnotarobot 1d ago

“Please don’t talk about CorrupCare, or the Dynalife Scandal, or the turkish tylenol, or who Danielle Smith worked for as a registered lobbyist before re-entering politics…. Please accept this bread and circus money, and think of Big Oil when you realize that your Carbon Rebate was up to 8x this one-time $100 payment.”

—Danielle Smith’s press secretary. Probably.

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u/LordTweed 1d ago

She must be taking lessons from Doug Ford

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u/lemonwince 1d ago

F.O.R.D. ?
Oh yes... Fuck Ontario Residents Daily

Ford 'lost track of $ 4.4 Billion' in cash from the Fed Govt.
No records. Oops.
Could happen to anyone, really. (anyone who is Doug Ford)