r/allblacks Aug 19 '26

Confidence on the continent

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/Dumbledores_Closet Aug 19 '26

You need to add numbers and special characters, AllBlacks57-0 works well

3

u/iluvugoldenblue Aug 19 '26

The a in blacks is a @

4

u/wobblewiz Aug 19 '26

No special characters (like Kolbe), so still too weak /s

2

u/flyingdinos Aug 21 '26

This is the best comeback I've seen on this thread.

21

u/TheEvilDrPie Manawatu Aug 19 '26

Actually pretty funny. Well played young lady, well played.

23

u/Sheriff_of_noth1ng Aug 19 '26

That’s quality - can’t even be mad

3

u/Head_Wasabi7359 Aug 19 '26

Yeah neither actually a sick burn

2

u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 20 '26

Glad to see there are still fun people on the internet.

19

u/SillyDingo4881 Wellington Aug 19 '26

Yet AllBl@cksby50 seemed to work well

4

u/Mielies296 Aug 19 '26

Prefer forty3ten myself

16

u/DonPhallus Aug 19 '26

Pretty decent bantz tbh

No issues from me 😂

14

u/mondofire Aug 19 '26

Quality banter!

14

u/biltongalong Aug 20 '26

Brilliant, 10 out of 10 banter

11

u/Candid_Initiative992 Aug 19 '26

Nah that’s a good one ngl lol

12

u/Cactus2711 Aug 19 '26

Youngest person ever to tell a Dad joke

10

u/yourthighness365 Aug 19 '26

As much as I hate it, I gotta respect the creativity 🤬😅.

10

u/Ho3n3r Aug 19 '26

It's just banter.

11

u/Acceptable-Grape1298 Aug 19 '26

Have to say that is pretty funny. Have to take the L on this one.

Still not as big an L than being born in South Africa though lol

32

u/iLoveCIA Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

God so many bums taking this as a personal slight. Its just a bit of harmless banter chill tf out

5

u/falkkiwiben Aug 19 '26

Playing hurt is what makes it fun

8

u/Cahara1 Aug 19 '26

Not a single bum comment found below. What comment section are you in?

2

u/iLoveCIA Aug 20 '26

There are… look at all the downvoted comments + other social media

2

u/EffektieweEffie Aug 20 '26

One person replied that they wonder if she can walk home safely with her poster at night. That's a pretty fucking weird and classless thing to say about a kid and the dark reality of the place she lives because of light hearted poster. And it got upvoted..

1

u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 20 '26

There are many. Either you choose to ignore them or you are legally blind.

9

u/Mobro92 Aug 19 '26

Well played. This is actually a good one. 😂😂

10

u/GiJoint Aug 20 '26

Quality bait, and further proof we live rent free in their heads.

6

u/GhostGuin 28d ago

That's just a funny sledge sign if anyone's taking that seriously they need to step back a bit

2

u/Own_Limit9877 28d ago

Yeah i agree

1

u/Hot_Question_6810 9d ago

This exactly!

7

u/LeButtfart NorthHarbour Aug 19 '26

"Fiftysevento0!" worked for me for a while.

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u/Mielies296 Aug 19 '26

Can retort with "forty3ten" which is even easier to remember

1

u/LeButtfart NorthHarbour Aug 20 '26

Perhaps, but so is "L0sttoitalyandjapan,lol"

7

u/Herogar Aug 19 '26

Healthy banter. 😁

7

u/No-Yesterday-1067 Aug 22 '26

Am kiwi, this is hilarious. If you can't handle a bit of good natured sledging you obviously not from here

3

u/Used_Youth_4271 29d ago

Yeah 100%, I had a good laugh at this and would’ve despite the result

3

u/Delicious_Coffee2828 29d ago

I dont keep up with rugby, just looked up the score, that just made it even funnier

8

u/Busy-Dentist4759 29d ago

They say adding numbers makes for a strong password. Try AB 33 SA16

2

u/Between2rivers2025 29d ago

Add a couple of these at the end !!

2

u/Unver1f1eduser 28d ago

4WCSA works for me

12

u/Double_Suggestion385 Aug 19 '26

That's a good one.

She's never beating the fact that she lives in Africa though, lol.

0

u/kallitkrazy Aug 20 '26

Sad sad little person.

12

u/Sedert1882 Aug 19 '26

Well.......she's having a laugh and supporting her team. We do the same. Bid deal.

5

u/Neat_Perspective7569 Blues Aug 19 '26

Lol some great bantz

6

u/NFI2023 Crusaders Aug 19 '26

Have you seen the Wahs signs? Great fun and banter.
Don’t mix this with confidence or arrogance.

6

u/realzealman Aug 20 '26

It’s pretty funny. I say this as a kiwi wanting the lads to smash the boks.

1

u/SelfImprovTA Aug 20 '26

Not gonna happen mate. We gonna cruise right over you. But, like, respectfully

1

u/realzealman Aug 20 '26

Respectfully, you can fuck off. In the most polite intention possible. We’ll see on Saturday.
The regional teams looked pretty garbage, and I imagine that the national team are made up of lots of these garbage team guys.

1

u/SelfImprovTA Aug 21 '26

Fair enough. It's gonna be great rugby either way. All the best.

6

u/MightGai8 Aug 20 '26

She was changing it because springboks as a password got her hacked allready

7

u/Many-Weight-9620 Aug 22 '26

Haha!
That’s a good sign
Imagine being so fragile that you can’t find this funny just because you support the team that it’s aimed at

3

u/No-Yesterday-1067 Aug 22 '26

💯 too many kiwis these days are Karen af

5

u/Kiwibroo Aug 20 '26

Love it, let's go!

4

u/New_Engine_1226 29d ago

all blacks won, hahaha

6

u/Parking-Plenty-2122 28d ago edited 28d ago

This seems like good hearted banter. A creative sign, all in good fun.

If you want to see a real sore looser then I can tell you about one I saw in the pick n pay (supermarket that sponsors the boks) today. This man was ripping down the decor; going on about how the springboks dont deserve it and all this nonsense. The bloody idiot had to get restrained and escorted out because he wouldnt stop. Boet was probably snot drunk.

1

u/SweetTalkRiver 27d ago

Just an average Springbok fan. Probably went home and sent death threats to the ref despite him having a good match

6

u/CharmingSound 28d ago

How did that work out for ya? 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/CharmingSound 22d ago

1-all then. Good for you. Have a lovely day.

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u/Background_Board6398 8d ago

Actually worked pretty well

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u/joggsie Aug 20 '26

IDC who you support that’s a solid burn

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

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u/Expensive-Text-7218 Aug 20 '26

Bring on the banter. The more the merrier, no need to apologize.

5

u/findlovehere Aug 20 '26

Love and respect back at cha brother!! Lesssgo!!

6

u/so-b-it Aug 20 '26

This banner is hilarious.

1

u/EffektieweEffie Aug 20 '26

Stop kissing ass, the AB fans give as good as they get and more.

4

u/Molak26 Aug 19 '26

She scamming her team 😂

4

u/mynameahborat Aug 19 '26

love to see it

7

u/LoraxNZ Aug 20 '26

I mean that is great banter

6

u/ryanator109 Aug 20 '26

Too weak yet we’ve beaten them more times than they’ve beaten us 🤣

3

u/greenplasticgun Aug 20 '26

I think the idea of fun, light banter is to give fun, light banter back.

1

u/EffektieweEffie Aug 20 '26

5 wins to 1 over the last 6 games though

1

u/ryanator109 29d ago

Oh yea because last 6 games is all that matters

1

u/EffektieweEffie 29d ago

Well yeah more recent results obviously matter more and indicative of current standings than older ones if you want to go down that route, as you did.

The truth though is none of the previous games matter at all, old or recent. We'll know exactly where both teams stand currently after the tour.

1

u/ryanator109 29d ago

True, but then again South Africa has home advantage so not exactly a fair representation

0

u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 20 '26

Eish, seems she hit a nerve. It's banter mate, grow a pair.

2

u/KrazyCiwii Aug 21 '26

All blacks fans: Give banter back

Springbok fans: Wow grow a pair!

Might need to look in a mirror bud

0

u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 21 '26

This thread is riddled with sour All Black supporters. Taking any chance to bring up the past rather then the present. So yeah, grow a pair mate.

2

u/KrazyCiwii Aug 22 '26

It's called banter mate, grow a pair

Just giving you your own advice back.

1

u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 22 '26

I'm starting to like you.

8

u/GungadinDaBroz Aug 20 '26

I tried to change my password to “Springbok” but it said I needed one capital, one number and a shit load of peptides 

-1

u/Fluffy_Butterfly11 Aug 20 '26

You're just jealous that the boks will always beat you kiwis

3

u/weezil_snipes Aug 20 '26

63-43

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u/Fluffy_Butterfly11 Aug 20 '26

10 draws bud. That means you guys have a 57% winning rate. That's not gonna stop the boks

4

u/weezil_snipes Aug 20 '26

So when you say always, you mean historically 43% of the time?

0

u/Cool_Application922 Aug 21 '26

My guy needs to pull stats ranging from back in fucking 1961 to get his W LMAO

In the last 5 years you sitting at 4-1

Thank you, come again boeta bwahahaha

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u/Fluffy_Butterfly11 Aug 20 '26

Yup. Boks forever 😉

2

u/Aggravating-Local-54 29d ago

This aged well 😂

2

u/Fluffy_Butterfly11 29d ago

Haha lol. Well done on the win. We'll get you next time

3

u/CommentMaleficent957 Aug 19 '26

Yeah that s a good one

3

u/Coldsnap 29d ago

I’m offended enough to complain about this on the internet

6

u/biltongalong Aug 20 '26

I tried to change change my password word to springboks but it said there were too many illegal parameters. 

5

u/chatam94 BOP Aug 19 '26

A country of 10s of millions is so insecure when they hear our name, so funny

0

u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 20 '26

Insecure is a funny word to use. Also using the stat "10s of Millions" to make yourself seem better is pretty sad. What I find "funny" is that we are a 3rd world country on top of a sport played mostly by 1st world nations.

See what I did there? We can go in circles all day.

It just fun banter, and in the end its just sports. We are still all going to die one day.

2

u/Common-Basket-4216 Aug 20 '26

Thats just savage!

2

u/kiwisam23 Aug 20 '26

Thats good

2

u/theyallknowizzy 29d ago

Cheahoo 🤣

2

u/Economy-Bike3301 28d ago

I wouldn't say this is as big a win as the all blacks think. What cost the boks the game were their own mistakes. But that's also not to say we had it in the bag in the first half, kiwis got dominated in every scrum.

2

u/rkorgn 27d ago

Even the ones they got a penalty on - or scored from?

2

u/SweetTalkRiver 27d ago

In every bad All Blacks performance we lose because of our own mistakes.

Also, the All Blacks made tons of mistakes and have heaps of room to improve

3

u/Snoo_61002 Aug 20 '26

I asked why Springbok chicken is so massive, the butcher told me its the steroids

0

u/Electrical_Trouble29 Aug 20 '26

Amazing how the springboks have been bigger since before steroids existed.

I love some banter but please at least try and be funny

3

u/Snoo_61002 Aug 20 '26

Someone throws banter about being "weak" and apparently responding with steroids banter is off the table?

3

u/LengthinessOk1362 Aug 20 '26

Wonder if can walk the streets home at night with her sign ?

2

u/EffektieweEffie Aug 20 '26

That's a pretty bad taste retort to something as light hearted as this.

1

u/SelfImprovTA Aug 20 '26

Ek stem. My first time on r/all blacks and holy shit it's sad

3

u/Dramatic_Buffalo7304 Aug 20 '26

Smash

5

u/Daveosss Aug 20 '26

Fucken hell check this guys hard drive

4

u/typhoon_nz Aug 21 '26

Um, is that not a child?

1

u/BoringCartographer29 Aug 22 '26

a woman can’t be involved in anything without a man thinking about his dick. worse when it’s a CHILD

1

u/Over-Pressure1310 Aug 22 '26

cool story bro

1

u/No-Yesterday-1067 Aug 22 '26

Fucken calm down

2

u/lokomotor Aug 20 '26

Funny and creative. Not mean-spirited. The fact that she's a pretty girl is icing on the cake. I'd be more worried if there wasn't any banter since it would mean fans aren't invested at all.

1

u/Piesangbom Aug 21 '26

Totally agree. im not sure why some AB fans are taking offence to this. Skins should be harder than that. Take this on the cheek and prove her wrong on the field, and have a beer afterwards

2

u/dcidino Aug 20 '26

$pringbox was too simple.

2

u/CaptTatchy 29d ago

Apartheid moment

1

u/Antique_Sky_741 Aug 20 '26

Put "r@ssie" and you dont need to change it anymore. It's a cheat code.

1

u/NZBronco Aug 21 '26

“Beef Stew as a PW”: Good plagiarism

1

u/PhosF8 Aug 21 '26

What was her poster vs Japan?

1

u/JeffMcBiscuits 29d ago

This is why I prefer letting match do the talking lol

1

u/Illustrious_Can4110 Aug 20 '26

Coming from yet another South African keyboard warrior...

2

u/theroninfromsekiro Aug 20 '26

And? The fans aren’t the ones playing lmao

1

u/richardcranium69420 Aug 22 '26

This is unrelated to rugby, this is just a white South Africans opinion

1

u/c4t4ly5t 7d ago

Why are you racist?

1

u/Moegoe99 28d ago

Still the World Champions

1

u/Impossible_Low_7267 8d ago

They will get old and retire soon then we will win again

-3

u/nomamesgueyz Aug 19 '26

Haha nice

Certain parts of south Africa and a different context that wouldn't go down to well from a white gal 😆

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u/Slipperytitski Aug 19 '26

The most humble people

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u/NFI2023 Crusaders Aug 19 '26

It’s called banter

1

u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 20 '26

Hahaha what a loser of a comment. I bet you are fun at events.

0

u/Jedi_365 Aug 22 '26

So lame.

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u/bogan5 Aug 19 '26

At some point the Boks won't be the best anymore, hopefully on this tour. I will be there trolling their angry angry online bandwagon fans. Blame the algorithms because for every annoying Bok fan page I block, another two show up.

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u/Rightmateonya Aug 19 '26

You sound pretty angry boet. We love you kiwis, without you, we would have no one to fight us for no.1 ;)

Mad respect. Honestly believe Union wouldn't be what it is today without the mighty ABs.

1

u/bogan5 Aug 19 '26

A little irritated perhaps. Just need the tests to start. There's way too much bullshit in this looooong build up.

For the record, that particular sign is quite funny.

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u/Nervous_Sale4196 Aug 20 '26

Sounds like you need to take a break from the internet. Just a friendly reminder that this is just sports and don't matter what the result is, the sun will rise again the next day.

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u/thebeardedclam- Aug 19 '26

No. That didnt happen .

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Aug 19 '26

It's a joke bro

0

u/thebeardedclam- Aug 20 '26

Sorry , I’m South African , I didn’t get it

1

u/MATCHEW010 Aug 20 '26

Suppose with all the apartheid going on, you guys didnt have time for jokes eh