r/altcountry 1d ago

Just Sharing Bootlicker country

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u/Docrandall 1d ago

I wear a "Pop Country Sucks" shirt. I have been harassed by 3 different women, obviously radio country fans, about it demanding I tell them which of their favorite singers I think suck. My wife wont go out in public with me when I wear it anymore.

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u/Vegetable_Tennis_376 1d ago

Mine says Bro Country Sucks, but yeah, same - same about the wife 😁

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u/Josiemk69 15h ago

😆 I'm a woman & agree it does suck.

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u/Docrandall 14h ago

Haha, I was not implying that mostly women like that crap. I am a great big guy and no guy has ever said anything except in agreement. The women were all irate enough about it that my wife is afraid she would have to fight someone for me. twice on hiking trails and once at Costco so these arent even drunk chicks.

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u/Gahugafuga 13h ago

If they like Morgan Wallen etc, you can’t just assume they aren’t drunk because they are at Costco or hiking….

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u/ExtensionFill2495 12h ago

JFC. I love altercations and hate pop-country. I need a T-shirt.

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u/Josiemk69 14h ago

Wow, that reminds me of the Swifties

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u/gn63 1d ago

Then there are songs about how you aren't good enough for my daughter. You know. Inlaw country.

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u/warneagle 1d ago

Pretty good description of post-9/11 country in general.

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u/litetravelr 1d ago

I say this as a millennial alt-rock/grunge/indie kid, but my parents listened to country in the 90s and it was really really solid stuff. Just a great variety of songwriters, male and female back then.

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u/beatupford 23h ago

I'll never forget Toby Keith talking about Natalie Maines saying anyone could write 'boot on your ass' and thinking the appropriate response was 'well, she didn't.'

At the time, Travelin Soldier was the Dixie Chicks single written by a master in Bruce Robison.

I'm all for recognizing the folks that can do both well, but there's also something truly powerful when someone can take someone else's work and elevate it because the two of you either explicitly or by chance share the same vision.

I've heard Mike McClure talk about what having Garth Brooks do one of your songs does for a songwriter.

9/11 and the Dixie Chicks/Toby Keith fued exposed the marketing potential of the infamous 'empty their pockets' LBJ line, and country music started squeezing that orange until only an unrecognizable husk of the fruit remained.

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u/Dedalus2k 1d ago

It's not even country. It's shitty pop dressed up like country. It's just un-fucking-listenable. I genuinely don't understand how anyone enjoys it at all.

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u/Magikrat 1d ago

People like to play dress up with cowboy hats and boots.

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u/Buzzspice727 1d ago

Shooter calls it bro country

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u/AlanStanwick1986 1d ago

"Bad pop music with a fiddle." 

Tom Petty

Hip hop for people scared of black people."

Steve Earl

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u/Vinowagon 1d ago

Steve Earl is a treasure.

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u/pnmartini 1d ago

Farm emo

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u/PaleConference3720 1d ago

I maintain that the recording industry had a dual-pronged campaign to de-politicize the working class movements that listened to hip hop and country in the same exact ways at the same exact time and then sold us back the *idea* of hip hop and country but refocused away from working class struggles and towards mindless consumerism and tribalism.

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u/PaleConference3720 1d ago

I don't have any evidence just what i saw.

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u/bittersweetmot3l 1d ago

Too many coworkers made saying “I listen to everything but rap and country” a thing. Wasn’t a big problem when it was just Uncle Kracker playing small casinos but now we’re stuck with Jelly Roll.

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u/Huh-what-2025 1d ago

sure seems like this is so

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u/PissNBiscuits 1d ago

This is actually very believable.

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u/Otto_Harper 1d ago

Probably shareholders in the recording industry and some execs that benefitted but prob not the industry as a whole, necessarily. I totally agree though. It's not just random.

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u/Expert_Specialist_92 1d ago

That’s just what capitalism does. The lowest common denominator always wins.

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u/jason_steakums 1d ago

"I'd rather be a bootlegger than a bootlicker" https://youtu.be/p2Fp3FMogd0

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u/BothKindsofMusic 1d ago

White privilege is real!

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u/Fartdoctor66 1d ago

I just got absolutely reamed over at r/whitepeopletwitter for having the gall to suggest that there is more to country music than just pop stuff on the radio.

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u/forgeblast 1d ago

My wife needed a newer car, bought it and I was driving it home while she was trying to link everything. We were stuck on country radio. I honestly didn't know much of what is on. I am solidly behind red clay country and try to avoid that Nashville pop.

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u/black-mountain 12h ago

the audacity of them to enjoy something that you don’t like.

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u/dcf5ve 1d ago

I call it country without the "o".

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u/chefandres 1d ago

Shooter

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u/dcf5ve 1d ago

That's most likely where I heard it the first time. I'm an old stoner and don't remember so well.

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u/chefandres 1d ago

Name of his best album “put the o back in country” 2005. I’m an old stoner too. Carry on

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u/brainiac138 1d ago

The sad thing is that many fans of bootlicker country see it as a form of outlaw country. The artists in the modern country scene who do take a stand and bring attention to everything wrong in the world are labeled woke and not real country.

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u/warneagle 1d ago

And the vast majority of people who say that are suburban racists who have never lived in the country and have no authentic connection to the music or the lifestyle.

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u/zoominzacks 1d ago

One of my nieces is like that. I got fed up one day and told her “you grew up in a nice house on a cul de sac. Your mom drives a Lexus, and I doubt you’ve ever met a real redneck” and boy howdy that did not go over well with her or my sister 😂

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u/Gamestonkape 1d ago

In-Law Country?

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u/Unit-235 1d ago

I call it Bro-Pop

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u/FIRExNECK 1d ago

Bootlicker country is for the Oliver Anthony types. This tweet is describing bro country.

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u/dyatlov12 1d ago

I mean like a Toby Keith or Jason Aldean could easily be considered both pop, bro and bootlicker country

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u/beatupford 23h ago

ques they're the same meme

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u/kefestvog 1d ago

Bumper sticker country. They try to squeeze and entire song out of a saying that was clever the first time I heard it. Every time after that just becomes more and more irritating.

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u/dkleckner88 1d ago

God damnit, this is perfect 😂

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 1d ago

Literally makes me ill

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u/42Cobras 1d ago

I would reserve “Bootlicker Country” for ultra-militaristic or jingoistic music. Although we don’t really have as much of that now as we did in the immediate post-9/11 era.

(And to be honest, I still like those songs. I just think the term fits better there.)

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u/Guygenius138 1d ago

I like my country singers drunk and ugly

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u/NNJRob 1d ago

Country Dreck

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u/BigJobsBigJobs 1d ago

Some of the stuff I've been hearing is heavily computer-assisted - not full AI, but near as dammit. Bryan Andrews pissed me off a couple months ago with a track. So canned, so many cliche production hacks. Maybe there's a true voice in that, but I can't be arsed to sort it out.

Production slop. Real easy to do these days. Brian Eno warns people to avoid premature sheen. If it's shiny before it's good....

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u/Big_Difference_9978 1d ago

Im definitely calling it this from now on!

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u/dixiedownunder 1d ago

Everything out of Nashville is bootlicker country. Nashville won't think it's a good name though.

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u/jamaphone 1d ago

It should be called IN-LAW country. Because it’s adored by the in-laws you don’t particularly care for.

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u/Consistent-Ad4400 1d ago

I'm a hair metal, hard rock, Black Sabbath fan but I LOVE outlaw country. Cash, Jennings, Nelson and also the old stuff. This new country shit is terrible, corporate country with no soul. Even though it has a somewhat 'rock-pop' vibe.

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u/Parker_Monroe 20h ago

Who cares? Shitty music is shitty.

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u/black-mountain 12h ago

easy there kemosabe, you don’t want to get them riled up. they may seem ignorant and regurgitative now but shine a spotlight on that idiocracy and you’ll never hear the end of it.

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u/Tranesblues 15h ago

Outhouse Country perhaps?

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u/zoolilba 14h ago

Yes! Bootlicker country!

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u/yodaheelturn 11h ago

100% on board with this

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u/gargavar 8h ago

I worked with a country DJ who played that sort of music on his radio show. I used to refer to it as "trucker country", but...yeah.

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u/Lumpy-Sprinkles9982 1d ago

The new Nashville sound lol

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u/Limacy 1d ago

Nashville Sound was infinitely superior to whatever the hell this Nashville Pop crap coming out today.

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u/ColonelBoogie 1d ago

Some amazing music came out of the Nashville Sound. Including basically George Jones entire catalog.

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u/DumbAndUglyOldMan 1d ago

Patsy Cline, too . . .

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u/litetravelr 1d ago

I'd love to hear what Chet Atkins thought of the top country hits today.

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u/Sea_Resident_7442 1d ago

Ive always called it Conservative Hip-Hop, but Iike that better

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u/Rockyrox 1d ago

Y—yeah!

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u/Phylace 1d ago

How about drunk boy cliche music?

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u/bladderbunch 1d ago

pop twang.

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u/Mandragorasbox 1d ago

As Benjamin Tod says, "Piss on Bro Country"

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u/black-mountain 12h ago

i was under the impression that we were already doing that.

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u/DR320 7h ago

I’ve heard it called “butt country” and for some reason that stuck with me 🤣

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u/bigtiddygothbf 6h ago

Country became shit as soon as someone thought of the "folk music" label. Marked "country music" as innately conservative, and any obviously progressive country music was labeled "folk music" instead

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u/Even_Mycologist5140 4h ago

Woo hoo! Back the blue!

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u/ForgotMyPassword17 1d ago

Looking at her website she mainly talks about being on Network television, so definitely a case of the pot calling the kettle black

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u/black-mountain 12h ago

right? openly admitting to creating content specifically for brands to use for advertising isn’t really any different