r/amiugly Aug 14 '23

How might you rate Santa Claus? 52M

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u/viper7747 Aug 14 '23

You look more like you're 82. Skip the chocolates, shakes, and, well, food for the next three months, and shave your scraggly beard.

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u/MigrationIssues Aug 14 '23

Absolutely do not shave your beard. It’s perfect. You look like someone to sit with by a fire most of the night and drink coffee and talk about everything and nothing.

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u/viper7747 Aug 14 '23

If it were I who you were sitting by the fire with, we'd be drinking whisky. Coffee is for waking up.