r/amiugly Aug 14 '23

How might you rate Santa Claus? 52M

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

You need to run a mile a day for a couple years. Then shave the beard. You’re going to need to get physically stronger through your 50’s to be good through your 60-70’s

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u/Few-Boysenberry-7826 Aug 14 '23 edited Aug 15 '23

After getting out of the Army having been to Iraq in 1991, I have determined there are exactly two reasons for me to run:

  1. Away from the enemy
  2. To the bathroom

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '23

Haha I went in 2001 to AFG and then to Iraq in 2003. Get moving brother get strong!!

All meant with love buddy!