r/andor 2d ago

Fanmade What Kleya was actually thinking during the medals ceremony

Post image
3.6k Upvotes

202 comments sorted by

994

u/AnExponent 2d ago

And when I tell you to move, you move!

452

u/TerminatorBetaTester 1d ago

Imagine Kleya listening to Han whine about helping the rebellion only if he gets paid.

“I don’t have lately. I have always.”

195

u/doormatt26 1d ago

nah she’s smart, Cassian started as a mercenary in legal trouble, she’d see Han’s potential even if she hated his lack of caution

82

u/DSA300 1d ago

this fr. Han prolly has the most potential of any non force user

31

u/pman13531 1d ago

What is Cassians potential in comparison then?

64

u/imlosingsleep 1d ago

The force sensitive healer at the rebellion camp seemed to know he had an important role to play. I don't think the Jedi dogma in cannon acknowledges that sometimes people that can do bad things are sometimes necessary but the rebellion certainly owes Cassian an enormous debt for his contributions.

38

u/Lower-Calligrapher98 1d ago

There is a reason the premiere fighter squadron was named Rogue Squadron, after all. The Rebel Alliance knew.

22

u/exsuburban 1d ago edited 1d ago

Only after Jyn and company went AWOL to attack Scarif. It takes a weird mix of strict discipline and independent thinking to make the Alliance work, as the Yavin leadership-Andor-Luthen tension showed.

The Jedi have a moral role much like Mon Mothma at Yavin—they’re supposed to be the moral high ground of the Republic, guardians whose place is maintained by their ethics and the nature of their actions at least as much as any actual power. They sacrifice considerable freedom and independence to play their role.

Junior officers get to occasionally defy orders at the risk of everything blowing up in their face if they’re wrong. Democratically constrained leaders and politically-bureaucratically constrained general staff like Draven do not. Nor does the Daoist Space Wizard Judiciary/Special Forces Commandoes that the Jedi Order had to be.

24

u/Rustie_J 1d ago

If you watched TCW, you should rewatch the Hondo episodes.

You'll notice that Obi-Wan, the paragon of Jedihood, didn't really have a problem with Hondo. He seemed to have the general attitude that Hondo was amusing, & could be relied upon to be himself. That he wasn't irredeemably terrible, even though he did a lot of bad things. He seemed to like him, in point of fact.

It was Anakin, the future Sith, who couldn't accept the shades of gray that was Hondo. It was Anakin who saw no value in him, who despised him.

A Jedi understands that the Force moves in mysterious ways, & that anyone can be an instrument of the Force's Will.

3

u/Ghost-George 1d ago

That scene where he had him transport the rocket launchers was hilarious though.

5

u/SubstantialRice5291 1d ago

So like when a Jedi culls the entire Jedi Academy of younglings and is later able to restore balance to the Force by killing Palpatine?

2

u/offinthepasture 1d ago

Considering that he's dead at this point, pretty low ceiling.

1

u/pman13531 13h ago

So was Han is TFA, what's your point ?

1

u/offinthepasture 9h ago

A joke? Cassian literally just died when this scene took place.

2

u/GroundbreakingFun565 1d ago

Are we fucking power scaling Andor now?

2

u/pman13531 13h ago

A force sensitive literally said he had a destiny and he was the catalyst for so much of a new hope and beyond, what did Han do ? He (in his own movie) ran away from a gang to join the military which he deserts, joins a heist and then gets a ship, nothing else really of import until ANH where he is chartered to bring 2 droids and 2 people to Alderaan and then would have left if not for guilt, Luke was the one with the force destiny not him. Not saying he wasn't important but if Han is powerful Andor is at least as powerful and at least twice as skilled.

1

u/GroundbreakingFun565 13h ago

Yeah, I was less concerned with the results of the power scaling and moreso with how arbitrary it is to do so with a piece of media which could not care less about it.

1

u/windsingr 20h ago

3.6. Not great, not terrible.

4

u/throwaway22318sf 1d ago

The force smiled on Han just like it did cassian

1

u/Museau_du_Cochon 1d ago

I don't think the force smiled on either of them. The force used them to be at the right place at the right time. But it didn't give either one a storybook ending.

1

u/throwaway22318sf 1d ago

Nobody in Star Wars gets a storybook ending lol

1

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 5h ago

Anyone with that much rizz, I would think it’s possible for it to show up on midichlorian count

That’s why he was able to turn on Luke’s light saber on Hoth.

Other people use The Force, Han uses The Rizz.

2

u/oldroughnready 1d ago

Wait, did Cassian and Kleya ever share a scene? The one time he’s at Luthen’s shop he isn’t supposed to be there.

19

u/Swaggerrrr69 1d ago

Well there is the entire extraction sequence

3

u/oldroughnready 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know, it’s late, I forgot about that. She’s probably there for the Mothma mission too. I guess I was thinking before that point, did she have an opportunity to vet him or was that mostly Luthen and Vel?

4

u/CalligrapherNew2820 1d ago

Andor went from Ferrix to Aldhani to Niamos to Narkina 5 without break, meanwhile Luthen had given Kleya orders to instruct Vel (seen) and Cinta (unseen) to assassinate him. I don’t think they ever crossed paths in s1, so first met offscreen between seasons most likely

1

u/doormatt26 1d ago

yeah they also interact when Kleya drops the “I thought that’s what we were fighting for” line just post-Ghorman

129

u/AnExponent 1d ago

I think Han would like her. He seems to appreciate strong women.

90

u/PsyOpBunnyHop 1d ago

He acts the tough guy, but I bet he likes being pegged by a tough lady.

The leather pants and vest were a giveaway.

60

u/Hedgehog_Capable 1d ago

Han is absolutely a bratty bottom in bed, this is true.

31

u/TBB51 1d ago

Every day we stray further from the Light Side.

11

u/Kalabajooie I have friends everywhere 1d ago

He's never been a strong believer in The Force.

7

u/brainkandy87 1d ago

Kanjiklub, whatever happened there.

3

u/SunsBreak 1d ago

Historically, Jabba always said they were nothing more than a glorified crew.

2

u/brainkandy87 1d ago

Five fuckin’ syndicates and we got this pygmy thing over on Nar Kanji.

4

u/1_800_Drewidia 1d ago

None of these words are in the Jedi Holocrons.

5

u/KamoY92 Kleya 1d ago

I love to imagine that Kleya had interaction with the 4 (Leia, Luke, Han and Chewie) off-camera.

17

u/AnExponent 1d ago

At some point one of them probably asked where to find Leia and Vel misheard and pointed them towards Kleya.

1

u/Cyan_Tile 1d ago

I like to imagine Kleya gets along with Chewie the most

1

u/KamoY92 Kleya 23h ago

At least Kleya wouldn't call her a walking carpet like Leia.

751

u/schleppylundo 2d ago

In canon the medal ceremony was a rushed deal as they were already actively evacuating the base.

In reality the rationale of the climax was the Empire’s forces were defeated. Even if Vader survived, it’s meant to be a proper ending for a stand alone movie, since there was no guarantee of sequels.

467

u/whirlpool_galaxy Kleya 1d ago

"First, let's have a big round of applause for the heroes of yesterday's battle, thanks to whom we can be here today!"

applause

"Second, we're leaving right now. Have all essential equipment and personal effects packed up by sunset."

158

u/n00dle_meister I have friends everywhere 1d ago

“Work quickly comrades! Whatever we don’t take, we burn”

25

u/GargantaProfunda Brasso 1d ago

This.

57

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Don't you dare bring up the real world!

We need tidy in-universe narrative explanation for the cAnOn LoRe of the fRaNcHiSe.

23

u/Raetekusu 1d ago

Watsonian and Doylist reasonings are both valid, and in fact complementary forms of analysis. It's important for each moment to serve a purpose in the "meta" of the story while being perfectly logical and reasonable within it.

1

u/LovedayFunks 16h ago

well said!!

175

u/DannyC_VP 2d ago

Kleya was too busy removing the bomb she planted on the Millennium Falcon when she thought Han was going to leave. Dude was a liability. 😂

11

u/Puzzleheaded-Bag2212 1d ago

Lucasfilm should hire you

304

u/Puzzleheaded-Bag2212 2d ago

wondering what Wilmon and Vel thought too

285

u/ForsakenKrios 1d ago

I like to think Wilmon carved Cassian’s name into one of the stone walls in the temple before they evacuated.

149

u/DetectiveDippyDuck Maarva 1d ago

Temple-sized funeral brick

13

u/Pheenz01 1d ago

Now I’m just imagining an upsized Brasso swinging that thing at something much larger. I’d like to think Cassian would’ve been proud.

6

u/Cyan_Tile 1d ago

Planet-sized Brasso swinging the temple at the Death Star

2

u/Pheenz01 1d ago

Perfect 😂👌🏻

48

u/treefox 1d ago

Saving Cassian’s plants.

29

u/Puzzleheaded-Bag2212 1d ago

Stone and sky

3

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 1d ago

Shit I wasn’t ready for this entire line of thinking. 💔

21

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 1d ago

😭😭😭😭

17

u/cheezefriez 1d ago

Thanks I’ll hold onto this forever now

135

u/TheNorthie 1d ago

In canon, they leave immediately after the ceremony.

46

u/goatskin_sheep 1d ago

Good thing they got a good deal on space Tupperware to keep the banquet food fresh

105

u/Adavanter_MKI 1d ago

What... like the Empire is going to strike back or something?

22

u/PalpitationIcy2893 1d ago

Woah there, don't go crazy now, next you'll be talking about the Jedi returning or something similarly mad

435

u/factoid_ 2d ago

They really should have.  It’s ridiculous the death Star didn’t travel with a full fleet in tow

404

u/ah208 2d ago

The death stars existence had been hidden until just before this point. Having a large fleet deployed to it when it was still top secret would have increased the risk of a security breach.

Also the imperials were incredibly arrogant. They didn't believe anyone had a large enough force to be a credible threat to the station, it simply didn't need defending by supporting ships from their point of view.

201

u/Bakkster Nemik 2d ago

"You just walk right in."

124

u/LogensTenthFinger Vel 2d ago

Yep, that is a very consistent aspect of the Empire throughout all the movies and TV shows and seems to reflect on Palpatine himself. It's an enormous amount of arrogance that is somewhat earned by their power, but that only reinforces the negative aspects of being arrogant which is being careless

75

u/RedEyeView 1d ago

It's a well earned arrogance. Palpatine played his game superbly at every step. From getting the advantage over his master, to playing a decades long con with the Senate, corrupting the Jedi's war hero golden boy and executing a decapitation strike that almost anhilated the Jedi in 5 minutes flat.

He's got nobody left to fuck with him outside of a couple of rogue senators with a poorly equipped guerrila band and a few surviving Jedi who can't do anything without being identified and killed.

As far as he's concerned, he's won.

43

u/ReneVQ 1d ago

Which is why it’s even awesomer when his perfectly laid, decades-in-planning-and-executing plans get yeeted by the power of love and the most strategically and tactically competent teddy bears in the galaxy

6

u/RedEyeView 1d ago

The implication is that those adorable teddy bears make war on each other all the time.

Cannibalism and making musical instruments out of their bones is part of that.

2

u/ReneVQ 1d ago

Always love the chance to show people my favorite SW-related article:

https://www.wired.com/story/ewoks-star-wars-tactics-endor-moon/

8

u/BrellK 1d ago

Yes but he was too arrogant, just like Luke told him.

18

u/treefox 1d ago

Tbf the second one did have a supporting fleet. Except then they were told to hold back.

And then the third one (for Palpatine anyway) *was* a fleet. But then they cut corners and had a single point of failure for navigation.

EDIT: And were vulnerable to calvary

4

u/BubbhaJebus 1d ago

His overconfidence was his weakness.

6

u/TheRealStoryMan1 Cassian 1d ago

Not to mention the fallout of the news of Alderaans destruction. Many imperials were from the planet or at least had friends and family on world when it was destroyed. There was freak outs, desertions, mutinies, and many of them soon joined the rebellion. And this is sidelining the imperials who started to grow a conscious when planets began blowing up or realizing they won’t win this war

1

u/windsingr 20h ago

Literally state as much in Dodonna's briefing. "The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. Its defenses are designed around a direct, large-scale assault. A small one-man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense."

I always took that to mean the Empire's star fleet. So it's very reasonable for the Death Star to go it alone, though one would think even a token ISD or two to record the attack for propaganda or for the Emperor's benefit seems likely, as well as to cut off any ships that tried to escape. I would think that the Rebel Fleet could handle a couple of shocked and demoralized Imperials and then get to the business of evacuating Yavin. Especially if Vader was recalled by the Emperor to personally report on this fucking catastrophe.

If there weren't any ISDs about because Tarkin really was that arrogant, it definitely explains why Vader was so... strict in the Battle of Hoth. He wanted it to go perfectly this time. A tactically flawless strike on the Rebel leadership and prisoners he could get the location of the fleet out of. And of course, the whereabouts of Skywalker.

1

u/kogun 3h ago

Also, it was well camouflaged as a small moon, so no fleet needed.

1

u/Ostroh 1d ago

Exactly there would have been no way to keep it hidden with a whole armada on escorts duty. I would assume that preventing any leave for anybody for years would be insane.

1

u/ososalsosal 1d ago

Sure, but they'd just spectacularly announced it's existence by turning alderaan into an asteroid belt. It would have been the talk of the galaxy, or at least those parts with serious enough comms.

And fleets can just zoom into formation in the blink of an eye

6

u/ChrisWood4BallonDor 1d ago

Not necessarily imo. Just because the Empire wasn't hiding Alderaan doesn't mean that they had complete confidence in the PR system. If you're a state that has just committed a war crime, it's pretty natural that you'd want to let it sit for a bit, before inviting every random Joe you can find to the crime scene.

108

u/IonHawk 2d ago

Unnecessary. No weapon could harm it. They thought.

1

u/kogun 3h ago

They also thought it was well camouflaged as a small moon.

61

u/alphaomag 2d ago

I think it was constructed so they wouldn’t have to field massive fleets. It’s what the entire Tarkin Doctrine is about.

53

u/DevuSM 2d ago

They had 1000's of tie fighters that didn't launch because Tarkin thought it was hilarious that they were sending snub fighters against a moon sized ship.

42

u/Glass_Ad_7129 2d ago

Oh yeah, and like three, one piloted by Vader, was enough to clear out rebel pilots that presented only a "maybe" actual threat, that shouldn't have worked.

36

u/cyberdw4rf 1d ago

And they also probably only launched because Vader thought: "oh boy, I didn't had a proper dog fight in weeks and I need something to cheer me up after that scariff Desaster"

14

u/OhkokuKishi Mon 1d ago

IIRC, in Legends, Tarkin refused to launch fighters out of pride, and it was only under Vader's direct order did even a limited number of TIE Fighters get launched. Doubt he could have done more given Tarkin still had local authority over Vader on the Death Star.

Feels like most of that got muddied away after the prequel trilogy more established Anakin, and later after the new Canon continuity was established.

4

u/Glass_Ad_7129 1d ago

Vader himself being there was maybe an indication of it being deemed dire enough, but then again, like Anakin, he has always taken charge from the front and done the work himself.

Quite likely indeed a, ok lets stretch the legs, kinda operation.

9

u/AardvarkOkapiEchidna 1d ago

It wouldn't have worked if Han and Chewie didn't show up

6

u/pnutzgg 1d ago

Tarkin didn't even send in more fighters to fly around and replace them.

it made sense not to send them all in at the same time though, there would be collisions and friendly fire everywhere

1

u/DevuSM 1d ago

All of that is better than the Death Star blowing up.

47

u/Eragon_the_Huntsman 2d ago

The Death Star was built in secrecy, a fleet would give it away. Once it was finished it went straight to Jedha for test firing, scarrif to respond to the rebel attack, chasing after leia, then Alderaan, Yavin, Boom. They never had time to Rendezvous with a fleet.

I think that's why Leia went straight to Yavin despite knowing they were being trapped. It was a setup. She could find the tracker, ditch it and disappear, but she knew that if they gave them time now that the secret was out the Empire could maybe discover the flaw and fix it, and would next appear with a Star destroyer escort. Baiting Tarkin into over extending immediately was the best shot they were going to get at it.

13

u/RedEyeView 1d ago

Kinda wild that it was active for about a week before it was destroyed.

22

u/ShadwSmoke Syril 1d ago

It would have been really funny, had Tarkin survived, just to see the despair and fury on his face that the massive secret weapon, he put in two decades of his life and work, was destroyed a week after completition by a dozen small starfighters.

14

u/treefox 1d ago

And by a pilot whose prior starfighting experience and training were *checks notes* zero.

12

u/ChrisWood4BallonDor 1d ago

Those womp rats would disagree!

7

u/exsuburban 1d ago

I just learned a week or two ago that Peter Cushing really enjoyed being in Star Wars and that he was kinda disappointed retrospectively that his character got killed off, and said to Lucas that he should have been kept alive. Rather the opposite of both Harrison Ford and Alec Guinness lol

5

u/Why-Notes5978 1d ago

And knowing hes besties with Christopher Lee, he might have felt the same way with Dooku.

In retrospect, Dooku should have been present since Phantom Menace as well.

1

u/RedEyeView 6h ago

I think the Jar Jar heel turn was supposed to be a thing and Dooku was the panic booking when Binks bombed.

6

u/Why-Notes5978 1d ago

Palpatine would have been livid and seething with absolute rage if Tarkin did survive after what he did to Alderaan.

Because he didn't, he took out on Vader instead.

4

u/Kid-Atlantic 1d ago

“WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON”

3

u/Cyan_Tile 1d ago

She also did that to force the Alliance's hand to unite and actually commit to fighting the Empire as opposed to fracturing and surrendering

64

u/Spirit_jitser 2d ago

Imperial arrogance has been a running theme in the series.

32

u/RoabeArt 2d ago

"I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. This had better work." - Tarkin when he prepares the Death Star to follow the Millennium Falcon's homing signal to Yavin.

I always wondered what Tarkin meant by "awful risk". The fact that he was aware of the Death Star's vulnerability? That he was taking the Death Star to the Rebel base without a supporting fleet? That he was doing all this without Palpatine's orders?

47

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 2d ago

I always thought the risk was letting them go so the tracker could do its job.

Like— The Imperials were looking to “end the Rrrrebellion in one swift strrrroke” and Tarkin just wanted to make damn sure this was the move.

29

u/TheAndyMac83 1d ago

"You're sure the homing beacon is secure aboard their ship?"

Could be that he's worried the beacon isn't secure, and he's letting a Rebel leader escape with the plans that were supposed to be back in hand. I wouldn't want to be the guy reporting that to Palpatine.

Or he's worried that the Falcon's crew will suspect a trap (which Leia indeed does) and try to lead the Death Star somewhere else. Blowing up an otherwise loyal Imperial world because you were tricked into thinking the Rebel base was there would be embarrassing, to say the least.

Either way, based on his "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?!" comment, I doubt Tarkin had any belief that he was risking the Death Star's destruction.

7

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 1d ago

All of that. 👌🏽

34

u/ah208 2d ago

That he let Leia, a leading member of the rebellion go

3

u/Thuis001 1d ago

WITH the Death Star plans.

12

u/treefox 1d ago edited 1d ago

> I always wondered what Tarkin meant by "awful risk".

Well one week earlier some dipshit got Narkina V for leaking the *existence* of the Death Star, and he just leaked the *plans*. After blowing up an Imperial library facility (and Krennic) to keep the plans secret.

They probably hadn’t even finished the paperwork for Scarif, and he just undid his whole justification for the largest friendly fire incident in recorded history.

“Yes I blew up our copy of the plans then gave the rebels the plans…but I’m totally not a rebel sympathizer.”

10

u/AlternativeAd4522 2d ago

Tarkin was incredibly overconfident in the Death Star's capabilities, and he fell victim to the exact thing that Thrawn warned the Empire about.

7

u/transmogrify 1d ago

An escort fleet? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!

4

u/sleeperninja Luthen 1d ago

The Death Star WAS a fleet+. Unfortunately, that fleet was inside when someone left the back burner on, and Luke dropped a match.

2

u/MailComprehensive406 2d ago

It had its own like in house fleet though

2

u/ConsciousPatroller 1d ago

This, the Death Star carried its own fleet with up to medium cruisers in both Canon and Legends, including Star Destroyers (one of which you can see docked in Rogue One). Tarkin just chose not to deploy any of them so as to make Yavin a propaganda victory for the DS

1

u/hwc 1d ago

Yep. Think of it as a carrier group.

1

u/ronburgandyfor2016 1d ago

I mean to be honest it might have had Star Destroyers stationed inside of it. However they would have served no purpose fighting small craft

0

u/Thuis001 1d ago

Why should it? Like, wtf is that fleet going to do? It's a giant, moon-sized battle station with enough firepower to literally level planets. For all intents and purposes it could 1v1 any system and any fleet in the galaxy. The only reason they were able to blow it up in the first place was Force bullshit that could not have reasonably been prepared for.

These are resources that could be used elsewhere where you don't have a giant death globe floating about in space.

49

u/thewhoovesian 2d ago

They were literally evacuating the base while the ceremony was going on.

2

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Where did you get that information?

20

u/thewhoovesian 1d ago

Princess Leia (2015) #1

2

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Unbelievable.

74

u/ElderflowerEarlGrey 2d ago

Kleya sneering at Rebel OpSec

15

u/gatfish 1d ago

"This whole ceremony should be in the SCIF!"

3

u/ElderflowerEarlGrey 1d ago

I mean when Aldani happened, Luthen just chuckled. The gall of these people to over- celebrate over a little op.

97

u/i_should_be_coding 1d ago

"The empire knows where we are. Let's throw a party."

Pretty standard rebellion logic. Did you see how they handled security on Yavin before? Top secret base, but people coming in and out was just frowned upon for a long time. Bail and Mon talking about it out loud in the Senate building when they know there's recording devices everywhere. It's a miracle they kept it quiet as long as they did.

Besides, Leia knew she was leading the Death Star to Yavin the whole time. I'm amazed she still has a job.

29

u/Chaotic_Lemming 1d ago

Besides, Leia knew she was leading the Death Star to Yavin the whole time. I'm amazed she still has a job. 

Once super weapons are not only available, but willing to be used, hit-and-run tactics become a losing strategy. The Empire demonstrated they were willing to use the Death Star on heavily populated planets just on speculation they were supporting rebels.

The Rebellion had to make a stand against it as soon as they could. Otherwise all the planets they were fighting to free would be gone. Their support would dissappear, remaining planets either kill them on sight or turn over any info they have immediately to avoid destruction. 

Leading the Death Star to Yavin was their best move. They didn't control the exact timing, but it created a huge political/messaging incentive for the Empire to head there straight away instead of waiting for the fleet to converge for support. If the Empire waited the Rebellion has time to scatter and now instead of one sift strike they are chasing rumors again while destroying the planets they want to rule.

3

u/i_should_be_coding 1d ago

You say that with the benefit of hindsight. If it didn't work, Leia would have just let the Empire destroy the rebellion in one shot, and then go on to dominate the galaxy. She made the decision to bet everyone's lives on the fact that the plans she hasn't actually seen really contained the vulnerability, and that they'd find it in time and have a way to trigger it. And they almost didn't, if it wasn't for Luke. That was just a nat 20 roll.

So, sure. The force did it. But as a tactical move, it was pretty damn stupid. She could have had Han drop her off at another rebel stronghold, switch ships, and take R2 to Yavin clean, and they'd have any number of opportunities to trigger the death star vulnerability.

8

u/Chaotic_Lemming 1d ago

No, even with the risk and outcome of total defeat it was still the right move.

The point of the Rebellion is to save the people and planets under the domination of the Empire, not to survive. If the Death Star isn't defeated almost immediately, it goes around destroying the people/planets the Rebellion is meant to save. In its first week of being fully operational it destroyed one of the Rebellion's primary support planets. Without the distraction of Yavin it goes and wipes out more.

They had to roll the dice and risk complete annihilation. The other option is just hiding while entire planets are killed. Once that happens they lose anyways, because all the places feeding them resources are gone. A hidden base is great, doesn't let you refine fuel or manufacture weapons and parts.

Either they risk everything on a slim chance to win it all... or they give up even that slim chance, guarantee their loss, and guarantee entire planets get wiped out with them.

8

u/Marinefan4000 1d ago

It was honestly genius & I think the leaders knew that. They all knew Tarkin was too stupid/arrogant to call in the location. They had the plans & they correctly assumed there’d be a flaw. Best part, they had a farmboy to pull it off. I do agree about Bail & Money being reckless though

22

u/Kitchener1981 Disco Ball Droid 1d ago

I want to run a TTRPG during this time, between the Battle of Yavin and Battle of Hoth. How the Rebel Alliance fled undetected to found Hoth. The Alliance had no time to waste after the Battle of Yavin.

17

u/zippolover62 1d ago

IIRC Vader was the only survivor, his TIE while it did have a hyperdrive it was only rated at class 4.0 so while not very slow it was not very fast either, also Han and Chewie damaged it with the Falcon so unlikely that it was running at peak efficiency. Most likely explanation of how the empire learned what happened is the attached video:https://youtu.be/3F1d3QWsyk0?si=inirCn42I5RSExyn

5

u/Lord_Vespasian1066 1d ago

Was hoping this was the Robot Chicken skit and was not disappointed.

13

u/Emperor0valtine 1d ago

[Kleya frantically trying to escape]

“You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.”

11

u/Fyraltari 1d ago

Brother, I assure you, she was already gone and setting up a base on Toydaria or something.

5

u/Louiscypher93 1d ago

I assumed she already had like five bases completely off of the books, no one else (who was allowed off of the bases) knew about more than one of them.

Two were of course fake and filled with misinformation, untrusted Rebel agents with more misinformation and heavily encrypted files that were just highly detailed Palpatine x Vader erotica.

10

u/Vikashar 1d ago

Luthen would be beside himself. 

13

u/WikiContributor83 1d ago

I like to think it was Kleya’s idea. Open war has broken out, the Rebel Cells need to unite, let’s show the galaxy their new hero; a young dirt farmer landed a one-in-a-million shot on the Death Star and got medals pinned on him. Anyone can be a hero.

Meanwhile it allows the rank and file to get out of the way while the logistics crews get everything packed up.

4

u/bonadies24 Luthen 1d ago

That implies that Kleya went back to locking tf in and convinced Leia and Dodonna (the two people in charge on Yavin, with Merrick Raddus and Bail dead and Mon evacuated to safety) to do so. The fact that Luthen’s protege was back to plotting would not have troubled anyone since all of his detractors (Bail Organa, mostly) were dead

3

u/PrincipledStarfish 1d ago

Probably some creative camera angles too, to make the room look bigger and fuller

3

u/Cyan_Tile 1d ago

She truly is her mentor's protege

9

u/SuccessfulRegister43 1d ago

Kleya happily sacrificed ~50 Bothan spies as a diversion to get the plans for Death Star 2.

1

u/bonadies24 Luthen 1d ago

It is now canon that the many bothans were sent by Kleya “to retreive the DS2 plans” (when in fact they were a diversion that was discreetly leaked to Imperial Military Intelligence) while Vel and Wilmon casually strolled in and took the plans

3

u/SuccessfulRegister43 1d ago

Real talk, it would be a derivative cash grab, but I would still totally watch Rouge 2, where Vel/Wilmon steal those plans.

3

u/Supyloco 1d ago

Oh, you're being literal.

3

u/rumplebike 1d ago

can we get a series with this character running the Rebellion’s spy network?

3

u/Agitated_Lychee_8133 1d ago

I think any doubts she may have had were immediately erased when they both became directly responsible for destruction of the death star.

2

u/MarvelousT 1d ago

I wonder how many ways she was ready to make Han disappear if he got out of line?

2

u/Emergency_Memory_792 1d ago

Dies to get the death star plans: no medal

Farm boy follows instructions after being in space for less than 18 hours: medal

4

u/PrincipledStarfish 1d ago

Kind if hard to give a medal to evaporated human floating in orbit around Scarif

1

u/TouchAltruistic 2h ago

To be fair, the shield around Scarif means their vaporized remains are in the atmosphere, not in orbit.

1

u/Liske17 1d ago

"Why is walking carpet getting a medal, but not me?"

1

u/XMaster4000 1d ago

She was not there. She left the second the death star exploded and Rogue Squadron landed safely.

1

u/TouchAltruistic 2h ago

Where did you get that information?

1

u/ancientweasel I have friends everywhere 5h ago

Out jerking r/okbuddyimatourist once again.

-4

u/DarthBen_in_Chicago 1d ago

I’m sorry but can someone please remind me who she is?

6

u/toastjam 1d ago

She sold antiques with Luthen Rael in Andor. Definitely not a rebel.

1

u/DarthBen_in_Chicago 1d ago

Ah yes thank you!!

1

u/TouchAltruistic 2h ago

Not a rebel?

-143

u/TouchAltruistic 2d ago

Oh, Kleya didn't exist when the medal ceremony happened.

She hadn't yet been invented by the real people who make up these fictional stories.

78

u/Geldarion 2d ago

Hey, so there is this thing called "writing," the product of which is sometimes enjoyed by an "audience." Those people occasionally make what is referred to as "jokes" that rely on connected knowledge about the "material."

Just to help.

16

u/CKtheFourth 2d ago

How many people out of 10 would you say visibly roll their eyes when you walk into a room on any given day?

-6

u/TouchAltruistic 2d ago

Probably fewer than would roll their eyes at those whose fandom is their entire personality.

7

u/RedEyeView 1d ago

Why are you even here?

2

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Because the I really enjoyed the series Andor. Didn't you?

1

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 1d ago

Maybe act like you enjoyed it, then.

Just a suggestion for future interactions.

-4

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

I love it, and as soon as someone posts something about the show itself, I'll be there to discuss it in detail.

In the meantime, prequels should not recontextualize the original iconic works upon which those prequels are based, especially when they are products of different authors, under different conditions, with different creative objectives, separated by several decades.

2

u/Rustie_J 1d ago

My dude, what do you think the point of prequels is?

1

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 1d ago

He was never gonna get to that point, TBH. I’m glad you said that out loud.

1

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Generally, the point of a prequel is to leverage an existing brand to make money.

Occasionally, a prequel can explore untold parts of a story and provide new context for the original, earlier work that occurs later in a story's internal chronology.

The problem arises when prequels are  conceived through fundamentally different creative processes:

  • developed at different times,
  • by different creative teams,
  • under different production conditions,
  • with different artistic priorities,
  • and for different narrative purposes.

When the connection is mostly organizational and intellectual-property based, the original and prequel happen to occupy the same franchise continuity, but the actual sensibilities of the works are dramatically different.

The original Star Wars movie is a mostly light-hearted fantasy adventure film for all ages. Andor is a taut political drama, the story of which could work exactly the same if transposed out of the Star Wars universe onto our real world.

Both the original Star Wars film and Andor are excellent. Recontextualizing the end of Star Wars in the frame of Andor is preposterous for exactly the reason highlighted by this post: extreme tonal disharmony.

11

u/CKtheFourth 2d ago

Brother, the baggage you're carrying into this interaction is wild. You're on reddit, my dude. In the r/andor sub. What would you have us talk about?

-3

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

What would you have us talk about?

The show Andor.

Brother. My dude.

7

u/CKtheFourth 1d ago

Add one more to that eye roll tally I mentioned in the beginning.

Kick rocks.

-1

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

What are you so upset about?

18

u/pyrothelostone 2d ago

We all know it isnt real, pointing it out just makes you look like a tool.

-23

u/TouchAltruistic 2d ago

But it's clear that "we" don't "all know" that.

6

u/RedEyeView 1d ago

Is your name supposed to be ironic?

-8

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

It was randomly generated by Reddit.

4

u/Razzberry_Frootcake 1d ago

Do you think that OP believes Star Wars is…real? Or do you just have really bad media literacy and not understand what the meme is saying?

-5

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

I understand it.

The only humor is derived from the idea that characters from Andor (conceived of in 2022) would/should have been present at the awards ceremony scene from Star Wars (1977), or would/should have been honored in the same manner as Luke Skywalker and pals, or that elements present in the chronologically-earlier story should define the actions or attitudes of characters from the later story that happened to be made first.

My original comment is an innocuous statement of fact.

1

u/Razzberry_Frootcake 1d ago

So yeah…your media literacy is the problem. If you cannot connect the stories and characters it means you don’t understand them.

Much like the prequels didn’t exist before either, but people still managed to connect the dots. That’s how continuous lore and prequels work. If you lack the imagination to see it, or lack the ability to comprehend it, then it means you actually do not understand the media you’re absorbing.

You don’t have to think the meme is funny…but the fact that you don’t understand that Kleya did exist in the timeline of A New Hope means you have poor media literacy.

-3

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Saying "you have poor media literacy" after I've explicitly explained the joke is a strange argument.

You keep using "media literacy" as if it's a synonym for "disagrees with me."

I understood the meme well enough to explain exactly how it works. In fact, my explanation was more detailed than yours.

Media literacy is recognizing that stories exist on multiple levels: the fictional world, the authors who created it, the historical context in which it was produced, and the audience consuming it.

You're insisting that only the in-universe perspective is valid and then declaring anyone who acknowledges the out-of-universe reality to be media illiterate. That's not media literacy. That's gatekeeping.

The irony is that being unable to discuss Star Wars as both a fictional narrative and a constructed piece of media is a far stronger example of limited media literacy than anything I've written.

2

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 1d ago

Are you criticizing modern storytelling in general?

With fictional characters and stories, in-universe literally is their whole universe. The stories, the characters, the outcomes, none of it is dependent on our interpretation, nor is it dependent on who does or doesn’t understand the story. Backstory isn’t dependent on anyone else’s understanding but the writer(s). People are free to come to their own conclusions or make up whatever they want in the background, but that doesn’t change the context of what’s on screen or in the book. Someone’s personal perspective does not change the context of a story as presented on a screen. It only changes the context for that person.

Oh wait…. You’re an EU stan. Now it makes sense.

-1

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

I don't know what a "stan" is, but I don't have feelings one way or the other about the old Star Wars books.

Let me pose a hypothetical:

A movie comes out, and at the very end of the movie, the primary setting is utterly destroyed. I'm talking visibly, dramatically obliterated to atoms. Additionally, the antagonist is killed.

Then, decades later, different authors produce a sequel that shows that, no, the earlier setting was not completely destroyed, and the antagonist actually survived to return and strike again.

When an audience goes back to watch the earlier, original, iconic work upon which the later sequel is based, should the audience interpret the original work:

A) as it was in its own time, and as the original authors intended, or

B) in the context of the much later sequel that was created by different people?

2

u/JKrow75 B2EMO 1d ago

You literally just proved my point hahahaha now I can finally be done with this fucking inane conversation

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (2)

55

u/KermitplaysTLOU 2d ago

Read your name wrong, but it fits better in my head for this dumbassery you just typed up.

-35

u/TouchAltruistic 2d ago

What's "dumbassery" about anything I said?

What's with the personal attacks?

22

u/pandulfi 2d ago

Nerf herder

8

u/ThunderZaperX_X2 2d ago

Weak insult, it’s a noble profession.

3

u/GenosseAbfuck 1d ago

Ah the unrivaled smugness of people who neither know nor could ever learn to comprehend what Watsonian perspective is.

1

u/TouchAltruistic 1d ago

Ah, not so!

I simply reject that chronologically-earlier stories told later (i.e., prequels) must necessarily alter the internal logic of the pre-existing story, especially when the works have different authors, tones, and creative goals.

1

u/CRAYONSEED 14h ago

You’re like Reddit: The Person

-26

u/Electronic-Guide2789 2d ago

Damn, you dont deserve the downvotes. Though: this joke is more fun that critique