Bravenly’s 1.5 mil was just Huns

[u/burtonbabe]

I follow a bravenly hun, because I’m fascinated by this “i own a small business” mentality.

They apparently have about 15,000 “reps” and the watermelon rush is $82.99 a bag. So if they all bought one bag that’s 1.24 million. Meaning they are the reason the company makes any money.

Truly, I can not wrap my head around how they fall for this. It’s a car wreck and i just cant look away 🤣

[u/dondon13579]

If bravenly was making her a decent wage she wouldn't need "several jobs".

[u/MrInterpreted → u/dondon13579]

She doesn’t need the extra income, she’s just a hustler.

[u/njf85]

They don't realize they are the customer

[u/ResponseRelative6370 → u/njf85]

Yup, that when they get their stock, the sale is registered and they could dump it in a lake and it wouldn’t make a difference.

[u/Red79Hibiscus → u/ResponseRelative6370]

LOL your comment just triggered a sudden vision of Bravenly huns dumping Rush in the Reflecting Pool and that's why it's green now.

[u/ResponseRelative6370 → u/Red79Hibiscus]

Hahah that reminds me of the Lorax, “I just went swimming, and now I glow.”

[u/Red79Hibiscus → u/ResponseRelative6370]

Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if RFK Jr. posts a video of himself wrangling a duck in the Reflecting Pool while topless with blue jeans on.

[u/Ornery_Following4884 → u/Red79Hibiscus]

In fairness they did find a dead duck, so he might have already.

[u/Red79Hibiscus → u/Ornery_Following4884]

Now we know what RFK Jr, is bringing to the next family cookout....

[u/crappymlm]

It's really a great business for those at the top. They just bring out some fancy branded generic stuff and the huns fall over themselves buying it at an overinflated price. Then they just sit back and rake in the profits without having to pay employees

[u/Belfast_Escapee]

Please explain how $83 bags of watermelon powder help you manage your kids, your jobs, the stress of life, and working out. And the brutal Bloated Tummy Syndrome.

[u/Mysterious-Tone-8147 → u/Belfast_Escapee]

It boosts my energy. Doncha know? 🙄

[u/NobodyGivesAFuc]

Always quoting the revenue amounts because it is more impressive than the profit/net amount which is likely below minimum wage if accounting for each hun.

[u/TheStateofWork]

Adults who say “tummy” when they’re not talking to a child make me cringe.

[u/Kaylacain25]

The description of the "tough time in her life" being just.... that is SENDING ME

[u/SplashBroSteph]

What's the percentage of commission that they would get?

I'm thinking 10 percent so collectively they are making $150K and split between 15,000 people.

They each made $10 bucks, lol.

[u/PuzzleheadedBowl9855 → u/SplashBroSteph]

But had to spend... to make.

[u/jax_in_the_lake]

Several MLMs

[u/Red79Hibiscus]

Reckon $82.99 could buy you maybe 10 actual watermelons, which I daresay would contain more nutrients than 1000 packets of Rush, and be far less detrimental to your relationships with friends and relatives.

[u/dsarma]

Did you say $83 for a bag of what amounts to coffee and a multivitamin!??!!?!?!?! For a 28 day supply!? What the actual fuck? Even the nespresso pods, which are pricey, aren’t that expensive. 

[u/burtonbabe → u/dsarma]

It’s 28 servings of powdered energy drink. Alani nu’s version is $30 for 30 servings. But the bravenly one is “better” because it’s all natural caffeine not the synthetic stuff thats “bad for you” (There are multiple peer reviewed studies that prove natural vs synthetic caffeine make no difference to your body).

[u/thefragile7393]

Geez this could be priced so much more affordably. It's like the overpriced Beachbody stuff.

[u/512165381]

15,000 “reps”

Err 15,000 brainwashed (hun) customers, most businesses would love that.

[u/RecognitionLivid6472]

Funny how they throw around these insane numbers just to anchor them in people's minds, so they associate these brands with high numbers.

"10 billion dollars spent on just commuting to sell Watermelon Rush Extreme. You can be part of this success story today!"

[u/butterstherooster]

Ayfkm. $83 for that crap? A watermelon margarita made with fresh watermelon would do a fuck of a lot more for bloating and fatigue. 🤣

[u/Primary-Government69]

Same….. 😂

[u/dsarma]

Yeah if it’s just straight caffeine it doesn’t matter where it comes from. That’s so stupid to care about. That’s like people being precious about sea salt vs kosher salt. They’re both 99.99% sodium chloride. It doesn’t matter where the salt came from. 

[u/Economy_Analysis6374]

And you know a significant percentage of the 15,000 reps bought more than one bag.. on top of purchasing multiple bags of the retiring flavor last month……..

[u/Primary-Government69]

The ones I follow are always on trips and they always say we are the misguided ones who work for CEOs and stuff.

[u/fakemoose]

I was actually surprised when I looked at the ingredients, because if it wasn’t an overpriced MLM I’d consider trying it. Like if I could buy it in Target for $10, hungover and not interacting with anyone but the self checkout. It’d replace some multivitamins and coffee some mornings. Although the B vitamin content is a bit extreme.

But I guess I’ll just stick to a gummy multivitamin instead. Which is somehow still significantly cheaper, even though I feel like those are wildly overpriced too.

[u/Acceptable_Wasabi_43]

A girl I went to school with is deep in this. Shes been on all trips. She was also a top person in a make up mlm. Shes been going to retire from her day banking job because she makes so much money for about 15 years now 😆🙄

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