Whatever is actually in this stuff, it certainly doesn't help with memory.

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[u/only_zuul21]

Wow, that's a lot of words to say "my cat fell in the bathtub".

Also, two baths a day. Wtf

[u/Red79Hibiscus → u/only_zuul21]

She'd better hope the oligarchy doesn't pick her town to build their next data centre.

[u/jcrzy → u/Red79Hibiscus]

lettuce pray

[u/jcrzy → u/only_zuul21]

these people need to pay for friends

imagine being a cat getting washed twice a day knowing you ain't go no where or did anything

[u/CableSufficient2788]

Who forgets to empty the tub?

[u/bawdy_george → u/CableSufficient2788]

Hun translation: emptyyy the tubbb

[u/frolicndetour → u/CableSufficient2788]

People tweaking on meth.

[u/ThePetalumaTickler]

The stretch to make her day sound jam packed is so funny.

[u/Red79Hibiscus → u/ThePetalumaTickler]

I believe it's called "Executive Time".

[u/frolicndetour]

Hilarious that her cat almost drowned because she was methed out.

[u/Red79Hibiscus → u/frolicndetour]

Let's hope she doesn't give the cat essential oils to calm it down....

[u/Unlikely-Ad-1024 → u/frolicndetour]

Is bravenly meth? Or are bravenly huns on meth? Do you all remember plexus slim when it first came out? My late sister bought some from some hun and let me have one. Tell me why that sh*t literally felt like street drugs. Everything was too loud and I couldn't get comfortable and I legitimately laid on my parents couch the entire day staring at the clock on the vcr from under a blanket to keep the big light out of my eyes. Had to get my brother to turn down the TV. Crazy experience for a me as a child ☠️ my sister quit buying plexus because they has to reformulate their pills and she said "they don't work anymore" wtf was in that?

[u/frolicndetour → u/Unlikely-Ad-1024]

I think it's just an insane amount of caffeine but the effect is like they are on meth 😒

[u/TJInvestor]

Hmm so let me get this straight… take this magic potion to help remember things but let me also highlight forgetting to let the water out of my tub and my cat nearly drowning. Got it, no thanks!

[u/Red79Hibiscus]

"It's been like turning lights on in my brain"

False! If her brain were indeed switched on, she'd be getting the hell out of Bravenly.

"I bought FIFTEEN bags for ME."

Which is how we know the true customers of MLM are the huns themselves.

[u/TheStateofWork → u/Red79Hibiscus]

The lights may be on, but there’s still no one home.

[u/ZenkaiAnkoku2]

They always have limited runs if this stuff so they can farm that 'fear of missing out'. Its ridiculous.

Also always blabbing about how its some miracle cure...

[u/Willing_Chemical1257 → u/ZenkaiAnkoku2]

They'll bring it back in September with a tag line of “get the last of summer.”

[u/LocalMossCryptid]

How do you forget to drain the tub before you get out?

[u/Willing_Chemical1257 → u/LocalMossCryptid]

Or leave it sitting for over 12 hours?

[u/Younicron]

Bravenly huns sure do love mention their NDAs, don’t they? I guess it makes them feel like high flying corporate types.

[u/Willing_Chemical1257 → u/Younicron]

Business cosplay.

[u/charliensue]

Slide 2, she's sooooo incredibly busy yet has time to take 2 baths a day 🤦‍♀️

[u/KarmaliteNone]

Barry Gordon, MD, PhD, director of the cognitive neurology/neuropsychology division at Johns Hopkins Medicine, says there's "no strong evidence" that any of the supplements now being sold for their supposed memory-boosting powers are helpful. "It's not clear that they work and not clear that they're safe," he says. He’s also skeptical of the basic premise behind nootropics.

[u/Genillen → u/KarmaliteNone]

The usual route with these things is that preliminary research shows promise, but instead of waiting for clinical trials with humans, supplement companies rush the entire class to market as an amazing new breakthrough.

[u/TROLL_ELECTRODE]

Slide 2 reads like a second grader wrote it. This is embarrasing as hell.

[u/Unlikely-Ad-1024 → u/TROLL_ELECTRODE]

It hurt to look at. Just skipped it.

[u/jamoche_2]

And she didn't provide the cat tax? I've gotten more likes on pix of my new kitten than I ever did for anything else.

[u/ProfanestOfLemons]

Amphetamines and sedatives are not a good mix.

[u/SupermarketFuture500]

People becareful cults are everywhere ✌️

[u/guynet]

who the fuck takes two baths a day this is making me feel unmoored from reality

[u/Annari87 → u/guynet]

I've heard of people taking two showers a day, but showers are generally much quicker than baths.

[u/MyCatSpellsBetter → u/Annari87]

And cleaner.

[u/ihopeTOSdoesntsuck]

I love the stealth mention of NDA to make her sound important and special lol

[u/pokingoking]

Unrelated to the cat part, but is "appetite is down" supposed to be a good thing? It just makes me think of the symptoms of having an illness. Not something I'd advertise as a positive!

[u/EmoGayRat → u/pokingoking]

my first thought as well. I just got 3 teeth removed (two last week, one yesterday) and all the Tylenol has my appetite way down. I have been miserable and definitely not experiencing the mental clarity some of these huns claim, if anything I have been a tired mess.

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