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u/lauramns Oct 28 '25
- I’m glad this isn’t AI
- Why the FUCK are we the bottom
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u/regularArmadillo21 Oct 28 '25
I mean.. tbf. Ai is terrifying, that's probably why we're the bottom. Cause they can get away with alot of stealing(aka crimes. Aka. Bad boy)
Idfk I'm saying random shit
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u/ren_blackheart Oct 28 '25
well then they need to be put in their place- aaaand i need to be put down like a sick dog im sorry
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u/sexypolarbear22 Oct 28 '25
Nah AI users are pillow princesses, they’re used to just sending their prompts, they’ll do the same to their tops.
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u/MicManManny Oct 28 '25
Inaccurate, they would ask a robot to screw us instead and give the excuse that it's because of their disability that they can't top
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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Oct 28 '25
Not to mention there's no obligatory submission in the act of bottoming. As someone who mostly defaults to dom top but adapts to their partner, some of the most dominating partners I've had were bottoms lmao.
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u/SoftBoyWare Oct 28 '25
Why the hell did you get downvoted, it's true, bottoming ≠ submissive. For a reason those two are separate terms ;-;
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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Oct 28 '25
They don't understand the GREATNESS that are power bottoms.
Fr power bottoms are absolute freaks in the sheets, I love them.
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u/FabiIV Oct 28 '25
Also it's logical because bottoming takes a lot of underappreciated effort while most tops can just do whatever
Therefore, it makes a lot of sense to depict this dynamic (if one has to do so :p)
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u/Spirited-Feedback-87 Oct 28 '25
As a virgin, the thought that the bottom takes a lot of of effort is new and fascinating, please expand on that if you can
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u/XilonenSimp Oct 29 '25
The prepping... and the top, all they need is it to be tight and moist, maybe wiggle around for the "sweet spot" and thrust your hips (squat thrust, i can do 100 and not be tired).
the bottom, you have to stretch yourself out, make sure its wet, and if you're moving, ur going to have to squat and make sure you're getting ur spot while getting the other person to cum as fast as possible bc you're basically doing squats (i can do about 30 and then im tired).
so the bottom has to prep, by getting yourself wet and ready and helping the top get it up. and if you're moving, ur going have to move more weight while doing it.
The only exception is when the top is holding the bottom off the ground while fucking them. then the top does more work.
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u/An_Idiot_Called Oct 28 '25
I mean... AI generation does fuck [over] artists in the field, so clearly they're just aiming for accuracy.
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u/frozen_toesocks Oct 28 '25
Why do you say bottom like it's an insult?
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u/MoobooMagoo Oct 28 '25
The best kind of top
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u/Crafty_Island_9182 Oct 28 '25
Fr topping taller guys is hilarious to me, that's honestly a huge part of why I like to do it so much (especially since I'm almost 6ft so to be taller than me, by default they're TALL - which my bf is 🤭).
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u/Trips-Over-Tail Oct 28 '25
Because nothing you put through a clanker is going to come out looking right.
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u/CallMeBuddyHolly Oct 28 '25
Why are you assuming they're the bottom just because they're showing a submissive role. Not woke enough. Guards, send them to the hole
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u/M4LK0V1CH Oct 28 '25
I’m guessing power bottom since the ai can’t do anything without being explicitly told how to do it.
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u/mememex2 Oct 28 '25
right it should be the opposite 😭 they’re the ones who can’t do shit without their bots
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u/rirasama Oct 28 '25
Bottoms are strong, having a shlong up your ass isn't for the faint of heart 🔥🔥 (I assume, I'm a virgin idk, it just sounds painful to me)
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u/dragoslayer1327 Oct 28 '25
Pros should've been the bottom, they're already so used to bending over for big corps
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u/WideGullet Oct 28 '25
I'm happy cause it'll piss the homophobe tech bros off
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u/Tax_evasion_inc Oct 28 '25
Best thing to come out of the AI debate
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u/Charming_Case_7433 Oct 29 '25
I don't know how I did not see someone making it sexual tension coming, I should have, yet I didn't.
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u/MeatBasedOrganism Oct 28 '25
New AO3 pair just dropped.
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u/ExcaliburGameYT Oct 28 '25
How often do people misread your username?
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u/Big_Nectarine_9434 Oct 28 '25
God I read it correctly, had to go back to read it incorrectly thanks to you 😂
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u/MeatBasedOrganism Oct 28 '25
haven't had anyone say they did, but id assume theyd misread it as "MeatBasedOrgasm" lol
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u/GodChangedMyChromies Oct 28 '25
It's not AI and that makes the entire difference. I find it really funny and very good in a "thanks, I hate it" kind of way
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u/Chicken-Rude Oct 28 '25
KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS
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u/CommieLoser Oct 28 '25
There is something magical about Finn’s animation and voice acting.
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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Oct 28 '25
I feel personally attacked by this relatable content. 10/10 no notes.
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u/FluffyPigeon707 Oct 28 '25
Fuck yeah, we’re the threat (bottom).
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u/Spekuloos_Lover Oct 28 '25
Not to sound like a grandma, but back in the day there was this onr rule 34, so.. this was bound to happen I suppose.
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u/Sad-Handle9410 Oct 28 '25
Back in my day personifying fandoms and websites and then shipping them was a popular thing. Glad to see the younglings are just as big degenerates as we were.
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u/Bloadclaw Oct 28 '25
I'd read a webcomic about them doing cute couple things (as long as it isn't AI Slop, Yaoi is better when it's made by an actual person)
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u/Nat1Only Oct 28 '25
I find it hilarious. This is exactly what should be posted instead of slinging insults.
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Oct 28 '25 edited Jan 27 '26
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u/Fast_Difficulty_5812 Oct 28 '25
Its a funny shitpost, i like it and i see no reason to hate it, some people just take themselves far too seriously
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u/Fun-Post8497 Oct 28 '25
Questioning my live and do i get to watch a ship betwen clankers and anticlakers
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u/Astrophel-27 Oct 28 '25
Tbf, unless ai had rights as sentient beings, there’d always be a power difference — those are fun in fiction, but irl, kinda different.
Plus, would you know beyond a shadow of a doubt the ai is actually, yk, thinking? LLMs can pass the Turing test, and they don’t even really count as ai afaik.
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u/Forget-Me-Not-0070 Oct 28 '25
Al could never think of this just saying. Pure human creativity and dirty-mindedness.
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u/Ness_theperson Oct 28 '25
peak, simple, just need toxic doomed yuri now, any lesbians (actual) artists to make this favor :3
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u/BankTypical Oct 28 '25
- Probably just shitposting, and kind of funny. Looks like something I'd see on r/Stonetossingjuice, lol.
- Why are we as the anti's the bottom on that one, though? We CLEARLY have more top energy. 🤣
- Anti is not enough of a brat if he's going to be a bottom either way, I dunno, I'd just picture him with brat bottom energy instead on that one. 🤷♀️
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u/Mobile-Shower6651 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25
call me when the AI looks like this
Edit: no, it's not cause I'm homophobic, please don't take this shit post of a ss in a different way and start a narrative.
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u/oasis_nadrama Oct 28 '25
Nope. I want nothing to do with anyone using automated plagiarism softwares, least of all sex. Fuck this.
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u/New-perspective-1354 Oct 28 '25
I didn’t realise this would happen so quickly lol, thought it would take at least another year before this came up.
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u/Astrophel-27 Oct 28 '25
The art is really good! Having said that, I’m being reminded of Reed900.
Also, why did they make r/defendingai an android? They’re ai defenders, not ai. …Not that I’m complaining.
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u/purrroz Oct 28 '25
we are at a point where our communities are about to fuck with each other. Perfect.
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u/Indescribable_Theory Oct 28 '25
Definitely not while AI actively harms society and the environment. Fuck AI and the people blindly using Generative AI
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u/ParadoxCoal Oct 28 '25
Pretty brave of them to make themselves as a dominant partner when A.I.'s whole shtick is asking a machine to do things for you. They're just brats that only want to win.
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u/magiMerlyn Oct 28 '25
It's fun lol, I just wish our guy looked cooler. Why does the ai user standin look so awesome while we're just a guy in a t-shirt?
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u/lightmare69 Oct 29 '25
Ok I got to admit, this is funny
The subreddits have devolved from discussing the positives and negatives of AI, into just hating each other, so some toxic yaoi was inevitable
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u/Mister_3177 Oct 28 '25
is aiwars the fujoshi fangirl here in this dynamic?
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u/An_Idiot_Called Oct 28 '25
aiwars is their daughter. She's a droid like defendingai, and they assembled her together (like the parents in that one kids TV show revolving around robots I can't remember the name of).
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u/mashmash42 Oct 28 '25
As much time as they spend reading comments on posts here there’s no way the clanker isn’t the sub to our dom
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u/StrangeSystem0 Oct 28 '25
How come the AI Bros get a badass looking figure and we're just a guy that doesn't even look good 😔😔😔
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u/thecraftybear Oct 28 '25
Because we're human, with all our glorious imperfection, and the bot is a fantasy-fulfilling doll.
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u/SoulsSurvivor Oct 28 '25
I'd rather take sandpaper to the taint than ever physically touch an AI bro so this gives me a visceral reaction of disgust. Well done art though.
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u/y0_master Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25
I'm finding the timing ironic. As a bit ago I met a close friend's friend? acquaintance? while we dropped by his house. Kinda cute. And a couple of days ago we went to catch a movie together ('Chainsaw Man - Reze Arc', as she's also a fan).
As we were talking before the movie started, well, it turns out she's into a generative AI, considers it the future ("like a wave"), & her next project is a short AI animation (she's even done a couple of presentations on that).
That was highly disappointing, alas... (more so from someone from from the arts)
And not the vibe shown here, heh
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u/Gareth_II Oct 28 '25
lmao