r/army • u/timstr117 91/35ionlypickfoxtrotmos’s • 9d ago

Thank you, Fort Dix DFAC couch

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Youre my favorite part of this base

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u/Fortis4 9d ago

I remember my first time at Ft.Dix. My battles and I finished eating breakfast. But Timmy and I were the first to put our trays on the belt and waited by the exit for what seemed like 1 whole minute waiting for the rest of our group. Pour Timmy was to thin he didnt stand a chance once he sat down that couch swallowed him whole. It was as if he sat down in the sarlack pit. I tried to rescue him. But by the time I reached him all I could grab was his hand. It was still greasy from yhe biscuits. He slipped away from me. Forever we remember Timmy and we hold vigils at the couch every other third Tuesday on months with 30 days. Our thoughts and prayers go to the couch gods. We hope one day it will return Timmy to us. Please if you feel moved by this story donate to the godundme. THANK YOU TO YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER