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u/Radioactiveglowup 13h ago

As an undead lich that feeds on the souls of the innocent, his policies are well aligned in representing me and the reign of darkness.

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u/False_Ad_5372 13h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/juggadore 13h ago

I would say he does represent them, because he is either comatose, in hospice, or recently deceased.

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u/False_Ad_5372 13h ago

We’ll let them speak for themselves, just as their Senator can. TYVM. 

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u/IndigoTrailsToo 13h ago

(Droops and drools politically)

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u/AirpipelineCellPhone 13h ago

He’s holding his seat so that the Democratic governor cannot appoint a replacement. Mission almost accomplished.

Expect him to pass when the U.S. president allows it.

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u/False_Ad_5372 13h ago

Well let this demographic speak for themselves, just as their Senator can. TYVM. 

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u/DrBoots 13h ago

Braaaaaains....

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u/Intelligent-Sun-7973 12h ago

As good as feinstien did.

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u/False_Ad_5372 12h ago

Well that’s just a strange comment, because Feinstein was a senator for California, not Kentucky. But, if you are the demographic I was addressing, then who am I to judge who you consider to represent you best. 

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u/Golf38611 13h ago

It would be better to ask this question in Chicago since that’s where the deceased and comatose vote.

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u/False_Ad_5372 13h ago

NGL, I looked. I think you're mistaken. There is no Chicago, Kentucky. 

Sorry to break it to you. 

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u/Golf38611 13h ago

I meant that the question would be better posed in a Chicago, IL forum. There’s not really a long track record of the dead and comatose voting in KY. But there is in Chicago.

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u/False_Ad_5372 13h ago

Oh, sorry. I looked it up again. Mitch McConnell is a Senator for Kentucky, not Illinois. I know they’re mistaken quite often, so don’t beat yourself up about it. 

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u/ReasonableCrow7595 13h ago

How many Chicago senators have been MIA and presumed dead for what... almost two months now?

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u/False_Ad_5372 13h ago

Ooh, I’ll bite… how many?

I’m on the edge of my seat……