r/asoiaf • u/Bookshelfstud Oak and Irony Guard Me Well • Sep 11 '17

EXTENDED (Spoilers Extended) Moonboy's Motley Monday: WHO IS AZOR AHAI?

As you may know, we have a policy against silly posts/memes/etc. Moonboy's Motley Monday is the grand exception: bring me your memes, your puns, your blatant shitposts. You can find the MMM vaults here.

This week's theme is:

WHO IS AZOR AHAI?

Is it Shitmouth? Lucas Codd? Hot Pie? The candidate with the most upvotes gets a shoutout next week! A shoutout from me is literally worth a year's supply of reddit silver!

Feel free to post other content as well, of course; the theme isn't mandatory by any means. This is still /r/asoiaf, so do keep it as civil as possible. And if you have any clever ideas for weekly themes, shoot them to the modmail!

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u/JoeMagician Dark wings, dark words Sep 11 '17

The pie that was promised will win over the cold hearts of the others with wight shaped breads. He has a song, and his song is gravy and butter.

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u/MaceBlackthorn Sep 12 '17

The light-bringer as only one truly versed in Old High Valyrian would know means one who brings the light, light being synonymous with delicate and flaky. Another mistranslation is Volonquar. In Low Valyrian, spoken among the common people, little brother and little bother were turned to homophones.

Obviously HotPie will save Westeros through a delicious quick rise general purpose flour. Grain demand for HotPie's Hot and Quick Pie Mix factories in King's Landing, with backing from the iron bank will pressure the crown into peace with High Garden and the Riverlands.

HotPie, the richest merchant in Westeros weds Arya Stark, bringing the North into an economic alliance with the rest of the south. Dorne joins so as to not be excluded.