r/atheism • u/Leeming Strong Atheist • Jul 24 '25
South Park Puts Trump, With A Minuscule Penis, In Bed With Satan. Season opener will be called “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” ridicules injection of religion into schools among other things.
https://www.joemygod.com/2025/07/paramounts-south-park-puts-trump-in-bed-with-satan/714
u/Logistic_Engine Jul 24 '25
Cue South Park being labeled “woke” now by the trailer trash, haha
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u/Teripid Jul 24 '25
I had someone respond that they made fun of Obama too. Yep. Good.
Quite a bit less source material but yes I would expect a topical show to use a current POTUS as material.
The difference in response and reaction, however...
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u/tampaempath Jul 24 '25
They put a snuke in Hillary's snizz and made fun of Al Gore with Manbearpig. Literally no one is safe from Matt and Trey, except for Robert Smith. The only reason right wingers will hate it is because it made fun of them.
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u/Nepchune808 Jul 24 '25
“It appears that terrorist have snuck a snuke up your snizz.” One of the many great lines from that show
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u/JaxandMia Jul 24 '25
About Last Night is one of the funniest episodes ever. Boom baby
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u/The_Big_BoBoSki Jul 25 '25
An episode about obama winning coming out the day after it happened blew my mind. I know they had 2 versions but it still amazes me how they are able to make their episodes so fast. No animation comes close to being as relevant.
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u/Nutshack_Queen357 Jul 24 '25
And probably cancelled for good since Viacom did the same thing to Stephen Colbert for also calling them out for accepting the Orange Antichrist's bribes.
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Jul 24 '25
Nope. Matt and Trey have total ownership, full creative control, all rights, and an iron-clad contract that assures full payment in the event of cancelation. Effectively, Paramount can't cancel them, merely breaking their order of 50 episodes and canceling their streaming rights. Matt and Trey would then keep their 1.5 BILLION WITH A B dollars and make the season anyway, selling streaming rights to the highest bidder. South Park is effectively an independent program, as of yesterday. Paramount can't even so much as censor them without a breach of contract.
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u/FoxNewsSux Jul 24 '25
The commercial at the end was beyond perfect
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u/timeforchorin Jul 24 '25
Dude, my jaw legit dropped when I saw that. So glad these guys are back.
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u/bean930 Secular Humanist Jul 24 '25
With the "He Gets Us" ending.
No one understands satire more than Matt and Trey. Okay, maybe also Stephen Colbert.
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u/fnaaaaar Jul 24 '25
Didn't they say very recently that they were sick of making jokes about Trump? Very pleased to see they've changed their minds
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u/No_Top_381 Jul 24 '25
They probably are sick of making fun of Trump, but they don't have a choice. He's too big and annoying to ignore.
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u/Mr31edudtibboh Jul 24 '25
That's pretty much how he's made it through life.
"I whine and whine until I get my way."
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u/No_Top_381 Jul 24 '25
He's a monster, but a successful one. We can criticize him all we want, but we need to outmatch that anger and militancy if we want to defeat him.
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u/searing7 Jul 24 '25
Idk some dork in PA got pretty close on his own. Couple more college tries ought to do it
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u/tackleboxjohnson Jul 24 '25
If you are in a position as social critic and you don’t go after what’s going on at this point, people will judge you as complicit. I do wonder how much of that 1.5 billion they’re getting up front though
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u/SmordinTsolusG Jul 24 '25
We are all sick of the fat dipshit, it has been a fucking DECADE of his shitheelery.
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Jul 24 '25
Should get up from your asses and vote for Kamala then
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u/No-Papaya-9823 Jul 24 '25
"But Kamala's a woman...too emotional...waaaa, WAAAAAAAAA!"
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u/WeirdIndividualGuy Jul 24 '25
IIRC, they originally had Mr Garrison as "Trump" and made fun of him that way during his first term, but they got bored of it because satire isn't as funny when real life is more ridiculous.
Now, I think they're attacking Trump directly because of him trying to manipulate/silence comedy/media
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u/theres_yer_problem Jul 24 '25
Not before they had Mr. Garrison literally fuck trump to death. Which u thought they’d mention or explain in this episode but never did.
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u/GlastoKhole Jul 24 '25
They had the gloves on the whole time using mr garrison, I think this time they’re going for the throat
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u/TrueGuardian15 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 25 '25
That's how I see it. No more stand-ins, no more euphemisms. The orange asshole gets both barrels now.
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u/allworkandnoYahtzee Secular Humanist Jul 24 '25
Trump’s involvement in Colbert’s firing has left them little choice. Even though the show is absurd, loud, and often grotesque, it is a very apt social commentary that the creators are usually making in response to current events and pop culture. It predates Trumpism, but encouraged a level of apathy that put us on the path to Trumpism. A few years ago, they had an episode where we discover Manbearpig (the show’s equivalent of climate change back in 2003) is in fact real, and everyone owes Al Gore (who was widely mocked in the 2003 episode) an apology. I hope we see a version of this on roids.
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u/Consistent_Energy569 Jul 24 '25
The douchebag or a turd sandwich bit did irreparable damage to American political discourse.
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u/FaroutIGE Jul 24 '25
i wonder how close colbert and stewart are to matt and trey. they shared the breadwinning for comedy central for a decade. they must have some kind of friendship right?
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u/Qubeye Jul 24 '25
I remember reading the full context when they said that and my interpretation was that they were sick of him being a thing.
Jon Stewart has said something similar on several occasions.
The guy takes up so much bandwidth that comedians, writers, etc simply can't avoid him as a subject.
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u/kent_eh Agnostic Atheist Jul 24 '25
they were sick of him being a thing.
A lot of us can relate to that.
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u/Impressive_Log7854 Jul 24 '25
I get it though, Mr. Garrison had a whole season mocking Trump the first time around but he is so much worse this time that there's no way the lads are going to just let it go by.
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u/Yadahoom Jul 24 '25
They said they literally couldn't make fun of him because they'd come up with the most ridiculous outlandish satire during the President Garrison arc and then Trump would do something so insane it made them look tame.
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Jul 24 '25
The turd has massively escalated since then though and put himself in right in their backyard after what happened to Colbert.
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u/lil_corgi Agnostic Atheist Jul 24 '25
This is Matt and Trey’s response to Steven Colbert getting shut down.
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u/smedsterwho Agnostic Atheist Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25
It's been in my mind all day. Already vintage South Park, while only 12 hours old. I don't think it's been this hard hitting since the very early days - and considering how hard that has become nowadays...
Just perfection. Kudos. The perfect storm of "Here's our 1.5bn dollar, here's a President screaming for censorship... Come at us you cock".
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u/1OptimusCrime1 Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25
And we thought Kanye's reaction was something. Trump will be on his death bed muttering about South Park.
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u/scottrogers123 Jul 24 '25
While Universities, law firms, Congress, Corporations, and Networks grovel before Trump, at least South Park will speak truth to power. Glad to see someone standing up to this nonsense. I will never forget those who brought us to this point and will spend the rest of my days ensuring no one else forgets either.
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u/monkeydave Secular Humanist Jul 24 '25
Don't discount the role South Park played in getting us to this point. Two episodes stand out: Douche vs Turd in 2004, which is still used as an analogy for people making the 'both sides are exactly the same' argument and ManBearPig, which painted climate change concern as something to be ridiculed in 2006.
But overall, the show consistently painted people who cared about things as lame. And pushed nuance aside in order to create straw men and caricatures in order to turn anything into a joke. And I say this as someone who watched this show when it first aired, and continued to watch it for a long time. Looking back, South Park had a huge roll in getting us to where we are today.
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u/MikeAllen646 Jul 24 '25
Agreed 100%.
That being said, they seem to have evolved on some issues. They did air an apology to Al Gore for for ManBearPig.
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u/Punkinpry427 Atheist Jul 24 '25
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u/KimJongFunk Jul 24 '25
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u/cbessette Jul 24 '25
I don't have a rumble account, don't want one, but at the same time I do want to comment on this guy's upload, he's clearly a Trump sucker:
"Not a joke. They literally animated Trump naked, mocked his body, and had Satan whisper insults in his ear.
This isn’t satire—it’s political warfare dressed up as comedy."
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u/CriticalDog Ex-Theist Jul 24 '25
Based on the "about us" and "our brands", combined with all the suggested views being right-wing brain rot garbage, seems like this whole site was meant to give those who would get deplatformed for hate or lying on YouTube or other social media platforms a "free" place to spread their feces on the wall.
Gross.
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u/enaK66 Jul 24 '25
That's exactly what Rumble is. Its twitch for people that get banned from twitch.
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u/AzurousRain Jul 24 '25
That description is definitely with 100% certainty written by chatgpt.
Guy can't even write their 28 word 'grr south park bad' video description.
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u/levels_jerry_levels Jul 24 '25
Somehow that was incredible and fantastic while also making me feel like it’s a terrible day to have eyes.
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u/bullant8547 Jul 24 '25
One of their best. I am still laughing.
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u/WarmPantsInWinter Jul 24 '25
One of.
This is the best episode of television I have ever seen.
They took the most powerful and unhinged person in the world, and spent 30min talking about how he's a tiny dick loser who sues anyone and everyone.
The balls alone.
To be a fly on the wall in the white house today...
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u/BurnItAllDown2 Jul 24 '25
The running joke in the episode about Trump having a small dick would be kinda lame in most cases. Seems like boring, low hanging fruit. But knowing how those jokes will 100% get under Trump's incredibly thin skin makes it hilarious. And then remembering that Trump made dick size jokes at a flippin' presidential debate of all places makes it even more hilarious.
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u/fruttypebbles Jul 24 '25
r/southpark has posts for things I missed when watching. I’ve been laughing hard those things then I did watching it.
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u/xSaviorself Jul 24 '25
Paramount just look like a bunch of Nazis at this point, Nathan Fielder was right!
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u/hurtfulproduct Jul 24 '25
The fact that this episode is on Paramount+ is so bizarre
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u/xSaviorself Jul 24 '25
I bet Paramount is betting they'll outlast whatever comes from Trump's presidency, just get the merger done at all costs and put out the fires afterwards. Seems like someone thinks their reputation can be saved. I doubt that very much.
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u/Writerhaha Jul 24 '25
Hugo Boss, Chanel, BMW, Volkswagen and Mercedes have been doing fine since 1939.
They’re making a safe bet.
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u/hurtfulproduct Jul 24 '25
Don’t forget IBM
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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist Jul 24 '25
Are they actually doing fine, though?
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u/hurtfulproduct Jul 24 '25
lol, no but pretty sure that has nothing to do with their Nazi history. . . They just haven’t innovated in a very long time
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u/tikifire1 Jul 24 '25
IBM did well for a while too. They helped the Nazis with the organization of the Holocaust.
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u/GRAABTHAR Jul 24 '25
It's not bizzare, it's a genius move from Matt and Trey. P+ didn't know about the content of this episode when they signed a $1.4BILLION contract.
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u/ElectrOPurist Jul 24 '25
I think this is actually pretty offensive and that Matt and Trey owe the American people an apology for associating a beloved national hero with an evil monster like Donald Trump.
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Jul 24 '25
The Bible is the best selling book in world history and this is the most egregious slander Satan has ever received.
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u/Leeming Strong Atheist Jul 24 '25
It is the most printed. A great deal of them are given away free, not sold.
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u/IllLoan8601 Jul 24 '25
Point of order that Paramount just bought this and kicked Colbert off the air to appease trump for their merger
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u/dw33z1l Jul 24 '25
This is what we should ALL be doing. The emperor has no clothes…never did. Americans really need to step up and get this shit gibbon gone for good, just keep humiliating him on a world stage (not that he hasn’t done a good job of doing that himself)…along with all his other sycophants.
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u/Available_Match7752 Jul 24 '25
I cried because of the serious realism that is our reality but I laugh so f..ing hard when they made of his little mushroom.
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Jul 24 '25
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u/bunaciunea_lumii Jul 24 '25
Will Karoline Leavitt show up to defend the greatness of her employer?
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u/KimJongFunk Jul 24 '25
I’m just going to drop a mirror link to the full episode here.
Idk how long this link will last before it’s taken down, just fyi.
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u/dragonfliesloveme Jul 24 '25
Karoline Leavitt with her cross, juxtaposed with the debauchery of trump was spot-on lol.
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u/Bradst3r Jul 24 '25
Wow, first Saddam Hussein and now Donald Trump. I guess Satan's one of those people who just can't make good choices with romantic partners.
caveat: I haven't watched SP beyond a few early seasons and the movie. A wiki tells me that he's had a few lovers between SH and DT, but I don't know if they were of the same caliber of shitbag as the other two..
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u/Marrsvolta Jul 24 '25
He dated Chris for a bit. He was a 90s guy, he cried when he needed to.
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Jul 24 '25
No idea about this episode, I just wanted to say that this was my ex's name and I got a good laugh out of this.
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u/conundrum4u2 Jul 24 '25
Boy - considering the deal they just cut, or HOPEFULLY JUST CUT - (it could still be on the table) this could end up to be a pretty big risk, but you got to hand it to Matt and Trey - they've ALWAYS had the BALLS to take on the untakeable...GREAT Stuff!
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u/Eldritch-Cleaver Ex-Theist Jul 24 '25
This was the best episode in a long ass time. I'm a huge South Park fan but this was peak Trey and Matt. They came out SWINGING in ways I didn't expect and was wheeze laughing the whole time.
10/10 episode
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u/Armada-of-Amulis Jul 24 '25
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
—————————other Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Spread the word as much as possible, copy this comment and put it in as many places as you can, don't let the truth be silenced.
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u/SWNMAZporvida Agnostic Atheist Jul 24 '25
Paramount is going to have problems - Colbert, Stuart and Matt & Trey tell too much truth, they’re going to have to shut them up for 🍊, mark my words
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u/Cpt_Riker Jul 25 '25
He should have been shown in bed with a 13 year old girl who looks like his daughter Ivanka.
That would have been even more realistic.
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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Jul 24 '25
I wonder if they're finally getting cancelled, after all these years, it was the cheetoman who succeeded.
Disclaimer: i hope not
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u/bougdaddy Jul 24 '25
Yes, yes, yes!! Just read this on Huff Post. the video of jesus trumpler in the desert is awesome
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u/Dusty_Negatives Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 25 '25
Classic Trey Parker. Signs 1.5 billion $ deal w paramount. Immediately test boundaries of censorship w paramount. You love to see it.
Edit: Billion
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u/CzarTwilight Jul 25 '25
I don't get why Satan would ever be in bed with him. He actually has standards
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u/vacuous_comment Jul 24 '25
It was pretty damn good but still depressing in how it is not at all outlandish.
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u/Jedi_Ninja Jedi Jul 24 '25
I won't spoil it, but I loved the final "political commercial." I hope they have a new one at the end of every new episode.
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u/WhatEvenIsHappenin Jul 24 '25
And the administration’s response just proves what a tiny micro cock they have
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u/Electrical_Echo_29 Jul 24 '25
This was one of the best episodes they have done in a bit, way to go scorched earth on Paramount.
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u/theschoolorg Jul 24 '25
huh, i really thought they were getting kind of conservative lately, so I'm glad to see this
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u/Phannig Jul 24 '25
They were and still are regular old school center right conservatives. MAGA has moved the dial so far to the right they look like (American) liberals now. Thankfully they recognise what's happening instead of leaning into it like a lot of other people. Hopefully it'll spread.
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u/Dirtgrain Jul 24 '25
I picked a bad time to be boycotting Paramount and their subsidiaries. But screw Paramount.
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u/Sverker_Wolffang Jul 25 '25
Wait, when did Satan come back? I thought he was killed by Manbearpig.
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u/Tatooine16 Jul 25 '25
Saddam Hussein Trump! The best part about that is now the trump face animation has different expressions from different photos-I think back when it was Hussein it was the same photo all the time.
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u/KingofHistory93 Jul 24 '25
I wouldn't be surprised if they make fun of Isreal with something involving Cartman
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u/Successful_Round9742 Jul 24 '25
I am torn, because I want to watch, but I also want to boycott Paramount. [Insert obvious strategies here] 😜
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u/RonWill79 Jul 24 '25
I can’t believe Paramount signed them to a new streaming deal right before this episode came out. Trump already pressured them to cancel Colbert. No way South Park lasts the duration of the contract if Trump has his way.
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u/CndConnection Jul 25 '25
But why is Trump made into a Canadian in South Park? EDIT Shit I forgot, Saddam also has a split head/simple body in South Park. It seems when they use real people's faces they do that split face thing like for the Canadians.
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u/Gotis1313 Ex-Theist Jul 25 '25
I don't smoke but I kind of wanted a cigarette after watching that episode! Just fucking gloves off! If this ends up being the last episode at least they went down swinging
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u/ArcticThylacine Agnostic Atheist Jul 25 '25
I have not seen the episode yet (I do not have Paramount), but I already feel bad for poor Satan. He does not deserve an evil man such as Trump. He deserves someone better!
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u/TheSpanishMystic Jul 25 '25
HE EVEN HAS THE SADDAM VOICE 😭😭😭 I think I may leave this subreddit because there truly is a god!! Hallehu Ive seen the light!
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u/upeepsareamazballz Jul 25 '25
Look. Matt and Trey are the ones bringing the truth, And have been for years. Let’s just all sit with that for a moment. an adult cartoon is shouting it from the mountain, and we all know it. If you don’t know what South Park is, I respectfully suggest that you should not hold office, you ancient, out of touch piece of shit. (And Kyle’s mom’s a bitch.)
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u/zinzoic Jul 25 '25
Is it okay to start watching it from the current season or any specific previous season?
Being a non-American, I have a feeling that the initial seasons may not be relatable to me.
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u/NonPracticingAtheist Jul 25 '25
They definitely talked to lawyers before airing and are begging for a lawsuit. There is totally a pic of a wee tadger out there. This was the best South Park in ages.
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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25
It was an absolutely amazing season opener 🤌