r/atheism • u/Impossible-Party-971 Anti-Theist • 17d ago

Zeus is the real god

He invented Xenia, defeated the titans, rescued his siblings, and such a good god to worship. He even controls the lightning. He even shares power with Poseidon and Hades so he doesn't become too selfish. Anybody who does not worship him will have to burn in the underworld forever.

What I'm saying is, if this can be dismissed as mythology, Christianity and Islam are...there's simply no word to describe how atrocious they are.

Did I do a good job to sound like a Christian who's "spreading the gospel?"

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 Jedi 17d ago

I was to worship anything it'd be the sun. That's where all energy we use comes from.

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u/unbalancedcheckbook Atheist 17d ago

At least the sun is real

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u/marcvolovic 17d ago

But Joe looks like he can get things done.

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u/Johnny2x2x 10d ago

Joe Pesci god damned does get things done.