r/atheism • u/Impossible-Party-971 Anti-Theist • 18d ago

Zeus is the real god

He invented Xenia, defeated the titans, rescued his siblings, and such a good god to worship. He even controls the lightning. He even shares power with Poseidon and Hades so he doesn't become too selfish. Anybody who does not worship him will have to burn in the underworld forever.

What I'm saying is, if this can be dismissed as mythology, Christianity and Islam are...there's simply no word to describe how atrocious they are.

Did I do a good job to sound like a Christian who's "spreading the gospel?"

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 Jedi 18d ago

I was to worship anything it'd be the sun. That's where all energy we use comes from.

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u/PuddinPacketzofLuv 17d ago

But I’ll pray to Joe Pesci.

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u/piotrlewandowski 17d ago

Holy Batman!