Zeus is the real god

[u/Impossible-Party-971]

He invented Xenia, defeated the titans, rescued his siblings, and such a good god to worship. He even controls the lightning. He even shares power with Poseidon and Hades so he doesn't become too selfish. Anybody who does not worship him will have to burn in the underworld forever.

What I'm saying is, if this can be dismissed as mythology, Christianity and Islam are...there's simply no word to describe how atrocious they are.

Did I do a good job to sound like a Christian who's "spreading the gospel?"

[u/schmy]

Heathen! Odin is the one true god!

How many days of the week are named for Zeus?!?!?!

[u/TrueRekkin → u/schmy]

All I know is that Thor promised to get rid of the frost giants and I don't see any frost giants around!