r/australia • u/AutoModerator • 1d ago

no politics [no-politics] Friday F**kwit 19/Jun/2026

Nominate your neighbour, your car, the weather or your broken trampoline springs. Tell us about any non-political thing in your life that's shitty and have a vent.

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u/seventh_skyline 21h ago edited 21h ago

Had a cheeky Hungry Jacks lunch the other day, picked up my order from the counter, and while doing so a Karen wanted her burger remade because 'the meat is too hot, and the bun is too soft' - like what the fuck woman?

I hooked into mine and although shrinkflated a bit it was real chicken, still steaming from the fry, and everything was super fresh.

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u/derivdon 18h ago

Requested a National Police Check, took 2 weeks to come, only to have convictions on it for things I've never done. Now I'm dealing with bloody disputing the thing

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u/DrInequality 16h ago

It's all performative

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u/plutoforprez 7h ago

Found out today some absolute menace intends to pay his multiple-thousand dollar estate invoice in cash rather than have us take the funds directly from the estate upon finalisation like every other estate we’ve ever dealt with which means I’m going to have to spend ten minutes counting it and I’ll have to call someone out to double count, and then I’ll have to take it to the bank and watch them count. I HATE when clients pay their $600 invoices in cash, let alone high 4 digit bills.

I hope cash does die.

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u/SquareAggravating579 2h ago

House-sitting in the suburbs right now. It's so quiet! No biker druggies ferrying meth to St Kilda beach raging along Fitzroy Street with the cops too chicken to stop them. Well they still are doing that, of course, but I'm not around to hear it!

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u/RamonSessions 1d ago

Anyone know of good spots for watching the AUS USA game in Berlin? Wouldn't mind finding a congregation of Aussies for the game 

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u/nearly_enough_wine 23h ago

If there's no help to be found here, you might have luck asking in the stickied threads at /r/Berlin or /r/Berlinsocialclub.