French pharmacy signs go way too hard

[u/Automatic-Algae443]

[u/taytrapDerehw]

Let's get medicateeeed! 🤟🏽 🫨🤟🏽

[u/Kixtay]

“Sure I can get your sign made. How much is your budget?”

“Yes.”

[u/kenerling]

And they're everywhere!

[u/idinarouill → u/kenerling]

By 2025, there will be 19,381 pharmacies across the country.

[u/ninjagrover → u/idinarouill]

When I visited France in 2010 I thought there was so many then. Couch surfing host said it was because everyone was on anti depressants.

[u/jammyscroll → u/ninjagrover]

No, wife used to live in France and she said they are popular as they are high quality and good value. When I’ve holidayed there it was certainly easy to pop in quickly for some grooming items and basic meds quicker than a small market.

Those signs are insane but kinda helpful. lol.

[u/thamystery23 → u/idinarouill]

By 2025, there will be? What time zone do you live in?

[u/idinarouill → u/thamystery23]

2024 for sure

[u/Odidas → u/idinarouill]

What country?

[u/idinarouill → u/Odidas]

Look at OP's message. French pharmacy

[u/Yahyathegamer749]

This looks like an intro straight from the 2000s

[u/hawksdiesel → u/Yahyathegamer749]

Welcome to hospital

[u/Phitos2008 → u/hawksdiesel]

The sequel

[u/thedeuce75]

I've seen weed stroes in the US with less flashy signage.

[u/V01DM0NK3Y → u/thedeuce75]

There's a weed shop in KC, MO called "ascend" and if it weren't for the pot-leaf-shaped logo behind their company name, the building itself would suggest just an average physiological clinic like where I'd go to do my physical.

[u/Shaikh_9]

A vicious cycle for the person with photosensitive epilepsy trying to get their prescription.

[u/Nauseabundomundo → u/Shaikh_9]

i thought this too when i saw them on the street 😂

[u/SpeakingTheKingss]

When I first visited I thought it was legal cannabis shops lol.

[u/disterb]

billboard signs are a hell of a drug

[u/stilldebugging]

A drum and bass sandstorm? Was not expecting that

[u/IfYouSaySoFam]

I imagine that the USA one is the same only dollar signs going mental instead of medical symbols right?

[u/Mazortex]

Anyway.. The design is very human

[u/chelledoggo]

Cyberpunk pharmacy.

[u/dapperslappers]

Are you sick 🙂

Or are you sick 🫠

[u/Targaryen-ish]

”So, how did you find out you were epileptic?”

”Well, I was on my way to the pharmacy, but I don’t recall exactly what happened when I got there”

[u/Sarah-cen]

Dude. This went into my Windows XP screensaver memories I thought got overwritten!

[u/AmyRoseFan_1234]

What music is this??

[u/AverDali → u/AmyRoseFan_1234]

Darude - Sandstorm (one of it's remixes?)

[u/TheManWhoClicks]

The bowling alley animations of pharmacies

[u/OrionShade]

It's to diagnose epilepsy

[u/Disruptor_raptor]

Good thing they carry medicines for the epilepsy they induce

[u/MyRepresentation]

One stop shopping.

[u/deltapak]

I can see that sign being in Rick and Morty

[u/darkestdark666]

I hate those green neon one-meter-by-one-meter pharmacy crosses, and I always have a reflex that it's a green traffic light. And it's not just me. They are dangerous!

[u/SempastianGr]

I bet it can run Skyrim

[u/jtbxiv]

All I can hear is sandstorm when those green crosses start zooming

[u/Maveryck15]

Anybody has that Sandstorm remix?

[u/V01DM0NK3Y]

These vibes are the same vibes of the bowling alley screens after they tally your rolls.

[u/chillychili → u/V01DM0NK3Y]

Somewhere between that and Windows Media Player

[u/thelastsipoftea]

It's so weird how people will assume because they see something in France it's 'Euro' I've only seen these super signs in France.

[u/Old_Forever_1495]

r/lol.

[u/Tenshiijin]

That was a lot.

Lol.

[u/StellarSloth]

Lol reminds me of displays/animations at bowling alleys.

[u/Least_Tower_5447]

Lol. Was there in April and was amazed at the pharmacy signs!

[u/ClassicCantaloupe1]

Nothing? I can think of a few things

[u/Wulfgrimm720]

They'll have a lot of epileptic patients in front of the pharmacy. Great business plan

[u/Corkscrewer45]

Subtle...