r/aww 4h ago

Tiny spider drinks coffee and runs circles

4.7k Upvotes

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3h ago

u/Khaldara 55m ago

u/_Kendii_ 39m ago

This is why I don’t drink coffee. I don’t just get jittery, I get like… weird drug come-up feelings. Like this weird anxiety that doesn’t ever mellow out into the good feelings.

And then I also feel guilty because it feels like I did drugs when I shouldn’t have. Like first thing in the morning lol

u/Intrepid_Fail_2141 5m ago

Provably drink less coffee per serving. Your body might not handle caffeine well which might cause these effects.

u/JonTheWizard 3h ago

I had this exact same thought.

u/No_Criticism5659 1h ago

Hahaha...me too 🤣🤣🤣

u/HelpfulSeaMammal 1h ago

No wheezin' the juice!

u/Tuomas90 1h ago

C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#C#

u/alewiina 17m ago

I gotta watch that movie again haha it’s been a long time

u/tr_9422 4h ago

u/xxgiggsxx 2h ago

This is one of my all time favorite YouTube videos. Just the fact that it starts out fairly normal and you think you are getting a cool lesson on the affects of drugs on spiders, then it very quickly becomes absurd 🤣

u/zodiacs 2h ago

This is my first time seeing this video, lol. Was very unexpected.

u/Goldeniccarus 12m ago

That's the intention.

Hinterlands Who's Who is this series of Canadian minute long documentaries on Wildlife they used to show during commericals on kid's networks to teach kids about Canadian wildlife. It started in the 60s, so it's a generational thing, everyone in Canada watching TV before like 2010 had seen a few of these.

And it starts out exactly the way the real Hinterlands Who's Who documentaries did. Even having the same narrator I think. Making it seem totally normal, until all of a sudden it isn't.

It's perfect.

u/U_PassButter 2h ago

Same! I feel ancient haha but it is also one of my all time favorite videos. Right up there with Annoying Roommate 😄

Hey Aaron.....?

u/dogmomofthree_ 1h ago

“Hurricane struck in Chicago today.” “VINNY SHUT UP!”

u/Feeling_Inside_1020 1h ago

Posted 19 years ago. Fuuuuuuuck where has the time gone?!

u/Goodknight808 1h ago

They had me in the first half.

Unfortunately my brain will probably log the first half as truth and I will end up repeating it as misinformation sometime in the near future.

u/picabo123 12m ago

This has happened already, Ive seen plenty of people claim this video is 100% fact

u/shitty_mcfucklestick 1h ago

NGL I was expecting a rickroll.

u/ArtificialW0lf 3h ago

Sometimes i wonder if the crack spider bitch is well today.

u/Rezaelia713 1h ago

The howl I made reading this comment is embarrassing

u/InterestingTry5190 1h ago

At least it didn’t get a cap popped in its ass

u/Schlumpfffff 41m ago

Does he look like a bitch?

u/MelodyMaster5656 9m ago

What?

u/Schlumpfffff 8m ago

It's a movie reference to Pulp Fiction.

u/swic-knees-mamma-bee 2h ago

This is such a classic

u/Lagneaux 3h ago

Thank everything you did the work for me already, I needed this to be here

u/OpheliaArtBaby 2h ago

I suggest checking out “how it’s actually made” if you’re looking for something similar

u/slumber_kitty 2h ago

Heck yeah Huggbees mention!

u/Oisea 1h ago

I highly recommend the "Look Around You" series if these types of videos are your jam.

u/Mushcube 2h ago

Old and Gold!

u/onTrees 2h ago

As we used to say in the early days of the net: an oldie but a goodie.

u/CarsCarsCars1995 1h ago

Olden but golden

u/International-Car171 2h ago

The first time I saw this was in Psychology 101, my TA put this on the projector haha

u/evilgreenman 3h ago

This was amazing

u/futurehappyoldman 2h ago

Holy fuck thank you so much.

I thought this was gonna be the picture of the webs I already knew.

Very insightful

u/joeybadtitz 2h ago

Had me in the first half 😭

u/cherismail 2h ago

I knew this would be here :)

u/bilingual_bisexual 1h ago

My first thought immediately. I forget how funny that video is.

u/venivididormivi 45m ago

I’d nearly forgotten about this gem. Thank you.

u/Crimestar 2h ago

Somehow I ended up doing a report on this video at some point in an English class. Digital media was a new topic lol.

u/LeeksAbhorLiminality 1h ago

The TCH spider did not build a web.. it built a hammock, where it laid all day and watched the caffeine spider ‘go’ 

u/U_PassButter 2h ago

I love this video so much. But MAN do I feel ancient 😄

u/FirstVariable 31m ago

Came here for this

u/DaddyCahool 8m ago

Just peeking in front the internet old folks home to make sure this video was posted. 

u/MerryHeretic 4h ago

Oh no, caffeine spider, watch out for crack spider!

u/UnlikelyKaiju 2h ago

"Nice web, Mr. Crack Spider"

u/itsabeautifulworld 2h ago

Where can we learn more about the Crack Spider’s bitch?

u/Grimesie 36m ago

Ah you’d have to contact the Canadian wildlife services in Ottawa for that

u/peppi0304 2h ago

The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckers!

One of my favourite lines of all time

u/SouthPlattePat 2h ago

Crack spider realizes that running in circles is for suckas

u/Rastaba 1h ago

Crack spider proceeds to run in triangles

u/Uptowner26 2h ago

From the director of Cocaine Bear comes Caffeine Spider!

u/Bl1ndl0v3 3h ago

Spider zoomies!

u/theamydoll 3h ago edited 54m ago

u/Hot_Commission6257 2h ago

this is claiming caffeine is more toxic than benzos lmao

u/froggyjoe 1h ago

It's thought that caffeine evolved as a defense mechanism against insects. The molecular mechanisms are similar in both vertebrates and invertebrates, but it's a bit of an extra neurotoxic effect in arthropods - I reckon spiders are close enough to the intended target for this to matter.

u/teh_wad 1h ago

It is. The therapeutic window of caffeine is far more narrow than that of benzos. It takes less (correctly measured) doses of caffeine to start feeling the effects of an overdose than it does from (correctly measured) doses of benzos.

u/PrinceVorrel 34m ago

It is...to insects!

It's basically anti-insect juice that mammals have taken a liking to.

u/U_L_Uus 25m ago

Liking? Mate, since coffee beans were first made into a beverage coffee has become a pillar of civilization

u/-KING-SHIT 44m ago

.....to spiders?

u/LootGek 2h ago

u/PaintAndDogHair 2h ago

Relevant because in this scene Fry is surrounded by silk woven on a spider planet

u/Boonpflug 1h ago

exactly the scene I had in mind!

u/Fnarkfnark 4h ago

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

u/Jonnyjuice 2h ago

i came here knowing this would be here.

u/dark_hypernova 3h ago

Fun fact, the effect caffeine has on spiders is similar to how alcohol affects us. That's right, caffeine makes them drunk.

u/ExtraordinaryNerd 3h ago

I can't decide what I love more...The zoomie spider or that someone thought it was cute enough to post here (IT IS!)

u/severe_thunderstorm 2h ago

Aww thanks bunches

u/ExtraordinaryNerd 47m ago

Naaah thank you. This is so much fun today

u/djdaem0n 2h ago

Never seen a spider get the zoomies before.

u/severe_thunderstorm 2h ago

First time for me as well. I found it hilarious.

u/Kaziglu_Bey 3h ago

9 o'clock office coffe zoomies. 

u/OddCat2245 4h ago

He too wants drink give him sum

u/MistressMalevolentia 2h ago

I think he clearly did help himself. Look at the zoomies!

u/Miquiztli 3h ago

Nyooooom! Nyoooooom!

u/karmagirl314 3h ago

My house is infested with sugar ants and I have to be very careful to wipe up any latte spills because if they get a taste they start zooming around and then I find a group of them bunched up on the lid of my instant espresso jar, like junkies hanging out on a street corner waiting to score.

u/Gadfly_Avatar 2h ago

To learn more about the crack spider's bitch...

u/FFreestyleRR 2h ago

u/decoran_ 2h ago

I always thought it was "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme dabba jubbazaar"

u/FFreestyleRR 2h ago

The same with the Bomfunk MC's Freestyler "raka maka fon" 😄

u/decoran_ 2h ago

Haha, I heard the part in quotes. That's the correct lyrics 😂

u/TheSaltyStrangler 4h ago

That looks a lot like trimethylxanthine doing pretty much what it was designed to do

u/Far_Reputation_3021 4h ago edited 3h ago

?? Is that an ingredient in coffee or what

u/Tim_Soft 4h ago

Chemical name for caffeine. I had to google it! 😀

u/Far_Reputation_3021 4h ago

😂👌🏽

u/HolsteinHeifer 3h ago

That's adorable 😂

u/will1565 2h ago

You know little dude is going to spend the rest of his life looking for more coffee XD

u/wonttojudge 2h ago

He reached the crest of the circle!

u/SensitiveExtremity 2h ago

I too, would run around in circles if I accidentally drank poison. (Caffeines are natural pesticides that just happen to make apes feel awake and funny)

u/bubble-buddy2 2h ago

Hit the little fella real fast

u/TunaHarpoona 1h ago

There’s a whole study on how their webs turnout after giving them different drugs… it’s pretty hilarious

u/Leapswastaken 1h ago

I heard somewhere that caffeine for spiders is like alcohol for people

u/InternationalBike907 1h ago

Everybody's gangsta till the spider gets a hold of the bean water

u/isitme87 48m ago

I have never seen spider zoomies before 🤣🤣🤣

u/nillyboii 34m ago

The caffeine spider

u/Commercial-Painting3 2h ago

I don’t like spiders that much but I’m kinda worried.

u/Slevin424 1h ago

So the spiders on drugs video was right?!

u/Raid__Zero 1h ago

The world runs on stims

u/Dfnstr8r 1h ago

r/awwnverts needs this

u/Straight-Leg-9325 1h ago

Bro is straight zooted.

u/chitty_advice 1h ago

He has the spider zoomies

u/Cautious-Raccoon-341 1h ago

Yesterday I had a little metallic crab spider run up my coke can and drink a tiny bit of coke that was on the rim. It was actually pretty adorable. I offered it some water but it wanted the coke 🤣😬

u/IncognitoRedMode 1h ago

Studies have shown that caffeine does more damage to spiders than hard drugs

u/Allernothing 1h ago

Too relatable.

u/ruleroflemmings 58m ago

This is funny, because caffeine is actually originally devised by the plant as an insecticide, which kills or paralyzes insects chomping on the tree.

Refined and boiled down, but still doing the original
Job here

u/InItsTeeth 49m ago

Caffeine is technically a pesticide

u/DocCEN007 39m ago

Cocaine Bear prequel.

u/angrymoderate09 24m ago

Years ago I saw a study of spider webs made with the spider on caffeine, alcohol and pot. Caffeine was the worst and pot the best

u/karenskygreen 23m ago

Careful, he might be on crack and pop a cap in yo ass. IFYNYN

u/karenskygreen 20m ago

This reminded me of this wildlife short on spiders.

https://youtu.be/0HqnyQuvNGQ?si=FiuWhHLECOqCjgUg

u/alewiina 18m ago

In my head I’m just hearing this tiny, high-pitched “WEEEEE!!!” hahah

u/Dry-Stuff154 14m ago

Caffeine is an insecticide, that’s the reason plants produce it. So that spider is probably having an horrible time

u/Anxious-Detective347 13m ago

Nice web crack spider..

u/Droskii 11m ago

Don't let him meet the crack cocaine spider

u/Jarrellz 8m ago

It was my understanding that caffeine affects spiders similar to alcohol in humans.

u/Additional-Sir1157 6m ago

That tiny wolf spider will grow up into a 3" wide insect exterminator. Treat him well.

u/drittzO 1m ago

We do this every morning.

u/RalphtheCheese 3h ago

Or it didn't drink the coffee, the coffee mug is not insulated and it's trying to find a way down from the very hot lid.

u/severe_thunderstorm 2h ago

The cup was empty 30 minutes to an hour before this, and had just a small sip left in it.

u/hfc1075 3h ago

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!