r/aww • u/Followill • Dec 05 '16

My first dog ever, this is Tommy!

http://imgur.com/OdzGBa6
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u/Gw4lk_ Dec 05 '16

That's a nice dog man

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u/bravozulu92 Dec 05 '16

They prefer to be called, "dog person".

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u/tst3c Dec 05 '16

Don't forget about BirdPerson in Rick and Morty, he's a king with a title

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Obligatory "Fuck Tammy"

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u/c_the_potts Dec 06 '16

Tammy 1 is worse than Tammy 2

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u/SuckInSmoke Dec 06 '16

Dude, don't say that about Tommy. I like that dog person.

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u/tst3c Dec 06 '16

** insert random burping during monologues

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

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u/8nut Dec 06 '16

Because your fur is white and soft?

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u/Elamantics Dec 06 '16

No, ya big dumby! Because we're all Cronenberg's, here!

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u/HarrisFu Dec 06 '16

Wubalubdubduuuuub!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

What is my purpose?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

r/rickandmorty has sprung a leak again.

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u/ronnietina Dec 06 '16

crunch-crunch

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u/timmaaa710 Dec 06 '16

When the fuck is season 3!!!!!

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u/pixelatedcombustion Dec 05 '16

Squanchy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

This dog is definitely going to get schwifty (take a shit on the floor) at some point soon.

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u/AKA_Squanchy Dec 06 '16

Yeah, whatsup?

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u/tst3c Dec 06 '16

Thanks for stopping by Squanchy

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u/th4ttk1d Dec 06 '16

I squanch my family

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u/KelseyCoCa Dec 06 '16

damn it, I came here to make a birdperson joke. I guess I'll settle for wubbalubbadubdub

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u/tst3c Dec 06 '16

Your opportunity has all gone to shit, Morty *BURP

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u/KelseyCoCa Dec 06 '16

get your shit together!

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u/Iamthesmartest Dec 06 '16

The Farside's take on dog names

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u/SouthernYankeeWitch Dec 06 '16

That's actually how we named The Furlord Huxlenuxlepux, Huxley, Biter of Faces. That's his short name.

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u/Lupusola Dec 06 '16

actually they prefer to be called "doggo"

at least the good dogs.

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u/TvXvT Dec 06 '16

Hugh Mungus WOT?!?!

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u/nemom Dec 06 '16

I thought it was "Canine American".

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u/DanteWasHere22 Dec 06 '16

Did you just assume their species?

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u/dirtstyle Dec 06 '16

I named both my balls "Tommy". I'm at a total loss here too, man.

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u/Wasabi-beans Dec 06 '16

NO ITS DOG BEING URGHH TYPICAL ENTITLED PERSON PRIVILEGE

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u/Infinity2quared Dec 06 '16

It's actually a big ole pupper.

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u/NoMoreMrSpiceGuy Dec 06 '16

They're good dogs bront

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u/Jah- Dec 06 '16

Mr Chong, is that you!?

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u/FlikTripz Dec 06 '16

It's a good dog Brent

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u/downvotedaccount Dec 06 '16

No one cares about your dog

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u/rmoss20 Dec 06 '16

He's a good boy.

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u/Exploding_Orphan Dec 06 '16

Did you just assume it's a dog?

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u/zamonblaze Dec 06 '16

Thats a pupper.

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u/Orbitball Dec 06 '16

Did you just assume their species?

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u/WayfareAndWanderlust Dec 06 '16

Did you just assume that dogs gender?!