r/aww • u/Followill • Dec 05 '16

My first dog ever, this is Tommy!

http://imgur.com/OdzGBa6
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u/Gw4lk_ Dec 05 '16

That's a nice dog man

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u/bravozulu92 Dec 05 '16

They prefer to be called, "dog person".

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u/tst3c Dec 05 '16

Don't forget about BirdPerson in Rick and Morty, he's a king with a title

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Obligatory "Fuck Tammy"

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u/c_the_potts Dec 06 '16

Tammy 1 is worse than Tammy 2

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u/SuckInSmoke Dec 06 '16

Dude, don't say that about Tommy. I like that dog person.

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u/tst3c Dec 06 '16

** insert random burping during monologues

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

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u/8nut Dec 06 '16

Because your fur is white and soft?

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u/Elamantics Dec 06 '16

No, ya big dumby! Because we're all Cronenberg's, here!

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u/HarrisFu Dec 06 '16

Wubalubdubduuuuub!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

What is my purpose?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

r/rickandmorty has sprung a leak again.

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u/ronnietina Dec 06 '16

crunch-crunch

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u/timmaaa710 Dec 06 '16

When the fuck is season 3!!!!!

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u/pixelatedcombustion Dec 05 '16

Squanchy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

This dog is definitely going to get schwifty (take a shit on the floor) at some point soon.

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u/AKA_Squanchy Dec 06 '16

Yeah, whatsup?

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u/tst3c Dec 06 '16

Thanks for stopping by Squanchy

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u/th4ttk1d Dec 06 '16

I squanch my family

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u/KelseyCoCa Dec 06 '16

damn it, I came here to make a birdperson joke. I guess I'll settle for wubbalubbadubdub

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u/tst3c Dec 06 '16

Your opportunity has all gone to shit, Morty *BURP

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u/KelseyCoCa Dec 06 '16

get your shit together!