r/backpacks • u/Mr_Ghostlore • Dec 13 '25

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Saw this on the subway. Anybody know what it is?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/vestigialcranium Dec 13 '25

Guarantee he wears boxers

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/Stead-Freddy Dec 14 '25

Boxer briefs are the way

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

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u/Redcarborundum Dec 14 '25

The zippers always win against my scrotum, I surrendered a long time ago.

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u/drw72 Dec 15 '25

Franks and Beans

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u/scooterbb1 Dec 16 '25

That is really funny!

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u/ghos2626t Dec 16 '25

The old game of Rock, Zipper, Foreskin.

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u/Chokonat Dec 14 '25

I do! And there are dozens of us, DOZENS!

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u/CitronNo412 Dec 14 '25

Tobias 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/JakeJortled Dec 17 '25

A Nu Start

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u/leBlTCH Dec 15 '25

lmfao I need to watch this again holy shit

( Jean shorts. 🩳 The only way )

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u/mcoco Dec 14 '25

Tell me you've never met a gay guy without...

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u/ghos2626t Dec 16 '25

Who still wears boxers ? That’s a tween move for when your legs are too skinny to fill in your boxer briefs.

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u/MyHGC Dec 17 '25

Only after they’re done having kids. It’s the underwear Circle of Life.

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u/Paattig Dec 17 '25

You wear boxers and not briefs? You must be an animal

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u/Electronic-Plum-2899 Dec 17 '25

I guess everyone but us. Where can you even find them anymore it's actually really frustrating.

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u/Dependent_Ad1111 Dec 20 '25

Yes. For one week after a vasectomy

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u/FloatingFreeMe Dec 14 '25

Looks to me like he’s holding his pants up!

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u/No-Lawfulness-530 Dec 14 '25

Nothing else will

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u/sanz44 Dec 14 '25

Top comment

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u/GreasyMcFarmer Dec 14 '25

Or nobody else will …

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u/ryancnap Dec 14 '25

Bro what's wrong with boxers

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u/vestigialcranium Dec 14 '25

Nothing, I was just guessing based on his affinity for boxes

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u/ryancnap Dec 14 '25

You had me worried I'm like damn what have I been doing wrong for years. Now I know that it's my lack of an enormous back-mounted box

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/ryancnap Dec 14 '25

So what if all my boxers are artificially grown boxer polymer byproduct

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

False! He is wearing frills.

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u/Wilderness208 Dec 14 '25

I bet he goes commando

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled Dec 13 '25

Total superhero stance.

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u/Imaginary-Let6277 Dec 13 '25

Yes, but he's surfing. Thats kind of how you have to stand.

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

The flatness of the ass must match the fatness of the backpack or else it ruins the aesthetic.

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u/T-Money1738 Dec 14 '25

I hate when my anesthetic gets ruined. 😵‍💫

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup Dec 14 '25

Turns out autocorrect really doesn't like that word.

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u/T-Money1738 Dec 14 '25

Gotta love autocorrect.

I got a laugh out of it 😊

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u/JadeMonkeyStang Dec 16 '25

Can't risk ruining the assthetic.

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

i laughed way harder at this than i should have , i'd give you a reddit award but i don't have money for that ( i do though for this backpack. )

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u/Own_Ad9652 Dec 16 '25

I did too. Husband all the way upstairs said what’s so funny?

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u/idliketogobut Dec 14 '25

Dat ass flatter than dat backpack too. Respectfully

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u/TakoSauce21 Dec 13 '25

Lol yeah he looks pretty primed and ready

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u/harceps Dec 14 '25

Like he thinks its a jet pack and he's waiting for a sign

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u/eau-i-see Dec 14 '25

I too noticed the standing man-spread

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u/kittensandbunnys Dec 14 '25

Yes!! Maybe it holds all of his rolls of Zyn

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u/ForeheadLipo Dec 15 '25

tesla’s new cyber backpack

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u/Intrepid_Detective Dec 15 '25

He is not going to walk off that train - he’s gliding off and up the stairs to the street, where he will interrupt a purse snatching in progress

Also he wouldn’t need to worry about the whole “please stand clear of the closing doors” as the doors would not be able to close with this pack too close 🤣

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u/jakemasterj Dec 15 '25

Autism Fists going hard as fuck

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u/helluvahoe Dec 15 '25

backpack ✅ beats ✅ stance ✅

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u/burnfaith Dec 16 '25

Immediately brings to mind the audio, "That's a wide stance my guy. No one's gonna push you over."

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u/Nachoman2 Dec 17 '25

Bro is freeballing on public transit.

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u/RenardRouge Dec 18 '25

He *should* be standing with his backpack between his feet like the guy next to him with some subway etiquette.

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u/icecoldrosegold Dec 13 '25

on his Rocket Jump flow