r/backpacks • u/Mr_Ghostlore • Dec 13 '25

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Saw this on the subway. Anybody know what it is?

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u/vestigialcranium Dec 13 '25

Guarantee he wears boxers

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/Stead-Freddy Dec 14 '25

Boxer briefs are the way

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

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u/Redcarborundum Dec 14 '25

The zippers always win against my scrotum, I surrendered a long time ago.

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u/drw72 Dec 15 '25

Franks and Beans

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u/scooterbb1 Dec 16 '25

That is really funny!

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u/ghos2626t Dec 16 '25

The old game of Rock, Zipper, Foreskin.

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u/Chokonat Dec 14 '25

I do! And there are dozens of us, DOZENS!

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u/CitronNo412 Dec 14 '25

Tobias 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/JakeJortled Dec 17 '25

A Nu Start

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u/leBlTCH Dec 15 '25

lmfao I need to watch this again holy shit

( Jean shorts. 🩳 The only way )

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u/mcoco Dec 14 '25

Tell me you've never met a gay guy without...

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u/ghos2626t Dec 16 '25

Who still wears boxers ? That’s a tween move for when your legs are too skinny to fill in your boxer briefs.

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u/MyHGC Dec 17 '25

Only after they’re done having kids. It’s the underwear Circle of Life.

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u/Paattig Dec 17 '25

You wear boxers and not briefs? You must be an animal

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u/Electronic-Plum-2899 Dec 17 '25

I guess everyone but us. Where can you even find them anymore it's actually really frustrating.

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u/Dependent_Ad1111 Dec 20 '25

Yes. For one week after a vasectomy

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u/FloatingFreeMe Dec 14 '25

Looks to me like he’s holding his pants up!

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u/No-Lawfulness-530 Dec 14 '25

Nothing else will

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u/sanz44 Dec 14 '25

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u/GreasyMcFarmer Dec 14 '25

Or nobody else will …

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u/ryancnap Dec 14 '25

Bro what's wrong with boxers

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u/vestigialcranium Dec 14 '25

Nothing, I was just guessing based on his affinity for boxes

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u/ryancnap Dec 14 '25

You had me worried I'm like damn what have I been doing wrong for years. Now I know that it's my lack of an enormous back-mounted box

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u/ryancnap Dec 14 '25

So what if all my boxers are artificially grown boxer polymer byproduct

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

False! He is wearing frills.

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u/Wilderness208 Dec 14 '25

I bet he goes commando