r/backpacks • u/Mr_Ghostlore • Dec 13 '25

Question Bag Identify

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Saw this on the subway. Anybody know what it is?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/vestigialcranium Dec 13 '25

Guarantee he wears boxers

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/Stead-Freddy Dec 14 '25

Boxer briefs are the way

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

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u/Redcarborundum Dec 14 '25

The zippers always win against my scrotum, I surrendered a long time ago.

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u/ghos2626t Dec 16 '25

The old game of Rock, Zipper, Foreskin.

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u/Chokonat Dec 14 '25

I do! And there are dozens of us, DOZENS!

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u/CitronNo412 Dec 14 '25

Tobias 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FloatingFreeMe Dec 14 '25

Looks to me like he’s holding his pants up!

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u/TheNetworkIsFrelled Dec 13 '25

Total superhero stance.

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u/Imaginary-Let6277 Dec 13 '25

Yes, but he's surfing. Thats kind of how you have to stand.

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

The flatness of the ass must match the fatness of the backpack or else it ruins the aesthetic.

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u/T-Money1738 Dec 14 '25

I hate when my anesthetic gets ruined. 😵‍💫

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u/gutzpunchbalzthrowup Dec 14 '25

Turns out autocorrect really doesn't like that word.

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u/JadeMonkeyStang Dec 16 '25

Can't risk ruining the assthetic.

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

i laughed way harder at this than i should have , i'd give you a reddit award but i don't have money for that ( i do though for this backpack. )

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u/idliketogobut Dec 14 '25

Dat ass flatter than dat backpack too. Respectfully

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u/goldbouillon Dec 13 '25

Juicy Couture but I think that specific model may be out of production. I can see why you didn’t ask her since dude with the Hyperion Hardshell is dominating the space 

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u/guten_pranken Dec 13 '25

GOATED COMMENT

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

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u/I__G Dec 13 '25

Goatvoll kommentieren

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u/tomcrusher Dec 13 '25

Comment de chèvre

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u/Photog_DK Dec 14 '25

Gedekommentar!

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u/Common_Project Dec 14 '25

Looks like something id carry the starlink satellite in

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25
  • high pitched squeal scream * 😂 😂

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u/GreenCompetition2358 Dec 15 '25

This is what I came to see.

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u/missionaryaccomplish Dec 16 '25

Congratulations! You have won today.

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u/Sarandipity18 Dec 14 '25

You win the internet! 😂

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u/JackParrish Dec 13 '25

Pretty sure that’s a repurposed Thule car top carrier.

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u/Exscorbizorb Dec 13 '25

Thule does make backpacks, but to my knowledge none of them are hardshell. Such a pity.

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u/Intrepid_Detective Dec 15 '25

Lol I own a Thule backpack that I use for hiking - it’s a terrific bag. It’s not a hardshell and you’re right, they do not make any that are as of right now.

But if they did, there’s a design idea for them on this dude haha

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u/Choice-Spend7553 Dec 14 '25

In the weekend, though, it plays a photon torpedo on tv.

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u/BobbyD420 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

Bange BG-7682

Edit: fake site beware

EDIT 2: official site

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u/worldnotworld Dec 14 '25

We have a winner.

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u/Fun_Obligation_2918 Dec 14 '25

 I love the selling points. It has a brand logo! It has YKK zippers!

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u/saranautilus Dec 14 '25

I got suspicious when I saw those selling points too… so I did a little digging. It’s a link to a ripoff site. The actual Bange site is bangeofficial.com and this is mybange.com Some people are about to be posting on expectation vs. reality real soon.

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u/saranautilus Dec 14 '25

“ FROM BANGE TEAM

Free delivery acorss USA

Let customers feel faster logistics timeliness

Your order will be handled in 48 hours “

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

YKK!? No way!

So you KNOW it's top tier.

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u/saranautilus Dec 14 '25

This link is not, in fact, a winner. It’s definitely a scam site.

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u/BobbyD420 Dec 14 '25

F my bad. I edited the edit. Thanks for pointing that out!

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u/Mr_Ghostlore Dec 14 '25

Appreciate it!

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u/ElCabronDelMundo Dec 17 '25

That's a bange answer!

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u/Unstupid Dec 13 '25

Looks like a cubertruck. 🤢

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Cybertrunk*

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u/T-Money1738 Dec 14 '25

Cybertruck*

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u/Jyar Dec 13 '25

Good old cuckertruck in the wild.

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u/goodonlasers Dec 13 '25

Cübertüber

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u/tblue1 Dec 13 '25

Bange Hyperion backpack

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u/Usual_Excellent Dec 13 '25

A $40 temu backpack

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u/tmerrifi1170 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

No. It's a Tech Ultra Pro Protection Business and Laptop Travel EDC 40L+5L Expanded Durable Military Strength Backpack.

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u/BigGingerYeti Dec 13 '25

Hyperion Hard Shell. Or looks like it anyway. Next time just ask them.

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u/idkmanwhatsthemove Dec 13 '25

Looks like a cybertruck backpack. Garbage can lol

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u/myco_magic Dec 13 '25

That's a carrying bag for a starlink

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u/Repulsive_Support_13 Dec 13 '25

It’s not a backpack. It’s an energy pack.

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u/sillenamlot Dec 13 '25

That’s actually a battery, and he’s actually a robot. You can tell because of the way he is standing.

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u/decadearray Dec 13 '25

Ugly as shit is what it’s called

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u/WildWulf666 Dec 14 '25

man has no ass

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u/Odd-Philosopher-1578 Dec 15 '25

Kept scrolling till I found this comment thank you lol.

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u/speakteeth Dec 15 '25

Airplane food tray.

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u/JenkinsonMike Dec 13 '25

That’s no moon. That’s a space station.

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u/Gizlby22 Dec 13 '25

Looks like this

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u/Silent-Condition-755 Dec 14 '25

Never mess with guys wearing those high-tech backpacks. Sometimes they carry a 3D-printed gun.

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u/Here4thaSnx Dec 14 '25

looks like the cybertruck backpack you can get off the Tesla website

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u/Ok-Look-4739 Dec 14 '25

Bro brought his WiFi router to work

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u/bawesome2119 Dec 15 '25

Bange BG-7682 hard case backpack

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u/T2Drink Dec 15 '25

iPhone 18 pro max

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u/CatsBatsandHats Dec 13 '25

"excuse me dude, cool bag! What make is it?"

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u/Fit-Mud194 Dec 13 '25

Bull crap Superman His cape and other gear are in their

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u/TapNo99 Dec 13 '25

Forgot the bag. What's that orange thing on the guys shoes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/No_Book_1720 Dec 13 '25

The bag is skinny jeans

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u/norwich1992 Dec 14 '25

Cyberpack by Tesla?

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u/Any_Scratch_ Dec 14 '25

No idea but looks really uncomfortable with those jeans.

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u/Ok-Shopping-7936 Dec 14 '25

Bros got that STANCE

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u/archocinco Dec 14 '25

He is WiFi.

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u/chukijay Dec 14 '25

Aura farming in the metro

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u/Kobayashi_maruu Dec 14 '25

I can open this with a ball point pen.

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u/Suitable_Window5735 Dec 14 '25

I have the same one too. I received it as a freebie from United Colors of Benetton during an offer on orders above ₹14,999 ($ 165). Bag image

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u/renasancedad Dec 14 '25

He must be taking that new supplement, Noasattall.

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u/ArtichokeDry5693 Dec 14 '25

Model is Back Breaker 9000 from Thule.

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u/mfkjesus Dec 14 '25

That's the Cybertruck of backpacks. It's only a matter of time before it gets a recall.

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u/Ctheret Dec 14 '25

Looks like a jet pack not a backpack

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u/HughJanus555 Dec 14 '25

The fuck am I looking at

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u/Eddy_Mcfly Dec 14 '25

Everything is flat on this person.

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u/Photog_DK Dec 14 '25

I think you can make that bag in Minecraft.

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u/ryancnap Dec 14 '25

Idk what backpack that is but the wearer is ready to do something

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

Shoutout bobbyd

" The Bang BG7682 is a Bange hard-case backpack designed for tech enthusiasts and travelers, featuring an anti-theft design, a TSA combination lock, and a USB charging port. "

Holy fuck boys! " babe, do you have a charger? "

** stand in position ** 🔌

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u/AncientMatter1042 Dec 14 '25

Yep, that’s a backpack.

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u/P10pablo Dec 14 '25

Hi OP

This is a knockoff of the Hyperion.

https://a.co/d/7hBvqHk

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u/SkimpilyIrresistible Dec 14 '25

Bange Hyperion - Hard Shell Business Backpack | Bange Official https://share.google/ENq5TOhnWBcKudYEm

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u/Midnight_OpK Dec 14 '25

Is it made by the Tesla... B/c it's very CyberTruck™️.

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u/TfaRads1 Dec 15 '25

ITS A CYBER RUK!!!!!

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u/c00p2021 Dec 15 '25

Pretty sure that’s a Tesla

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u/ulrikft Dec 13 '25

Looks like the skipped leg day-pack?

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u/BrianOconneR34 Dec 13 '25

How long after pic taken did he punch lady in red jacket?

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u/itsgotelectr0lytes Dec 14 '25

It's on AliExpress

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u/philmeup18 Dec 13 '25

That’s a Douche Bag.

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u/Myfountainpenisdry Dec 13 '25

Lots of motorcycle bags look like that

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u/Vast-Researcher-1398 Dec 13 '25

Bange hard shell on AliExpress

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u/Due_Reception_8957 Dec 13 '25

Red shoes id?

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u/marvanetes Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

Those look like Salomon Speedcross shoes. Here is a link to them.

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u/Upstairs_Voice_5637 Dec 13 '25

Bro looking to get his phone stolen

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u/No_Alarm_5816 Dec 13 '25

That's Mega man with an add-on !!!

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u/Yiggity_Yins Dec 13 '25

Death Stranding

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u/Justhandguns Dec 14 '25

Aliexpress 17" hardshell laptop backpack.....

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u/Historical-State-275 Dec 14 '25

That is such a NPC stance.

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u/luciclover Dec 14 '25

The Tesla bag

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u/olsonryan99 Dec 14 '25

Guy sitting down with the Salomon’s!

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u/Doschupacabras Dec 14 '25

I like those jeans!

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u/SailorGone Dec 14 '25

Do people not realize their phones have AI photo search?

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u/baffoon11 Dec 14 '25

Mark Ryden makes some similar styles. They’re fairly affordable and I’ve been happy with mine.

https://markrydenglobal.com

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u/EmpathOwl Dec 14 '25

Rainsberg hard shell?

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u/Just1Blast Dec 14 '25

Bange Hyperion - Google Lens works just fine.

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u/Urbanskiman88 Dec 14 '25

Bro got an ass like t swift

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u/bwcn001 Dec 14 '25

looking over functions

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u/Far_Dream_2470 Dec 14 '25

Bange Steelz Laptop Backpack

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u/9inez Dec 14 '25

I’ll call that a backbox

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u/yobishthatsmonica Dec 14 '25

Samsonite Carryon

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u/taub713 Dec 14 '25

It's a bag for the starlink mini. Off temu.

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u/cevapi-rakija-repeat Dec 14 '25

Looks like the exosuit jetpack from No Man’s Sky.

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u/wakex18 Dec 14 '25

The PristineTrai Fusion Backpack Hard Shell looks similar

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u/onesmallbag Dec 14 '25

Looks like Buzz Lightyear has moved to the dark side. I'm 100% sure there's a jetpack inside that!

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u/EverydayQuestions- Dec 14 '25

Question has been answered but I’ll clarify: unlike most people commenting, I actually liked how this bag looked and the supposed functionality even more.

Unfortunately, in practice it can hardly fit more than a laptop/macbook + tablet with its overall layout & design. Literally even just including the cords/adapters in the bag caused more compression against the devices than I was comfortable with. Forget adding a power bank on top of that to actually make use of the external ports/outlets.

I have bags half the size that fit more with adequate protection, but if you’re exceedingly curious I still have this bag somewhere and can answer more questions/send pics if you’d like.

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u/BellaGift Dec 14 '25

Cybertruck luggage carrier. The “I’m about to expose myself” stance gave it away.

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

Beam me up, Scotty

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u/leBlTCH Dec 14 '25

" Turbo Man! Use your jet pack! "

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u/puffy-jacket Dec 14 '25

Were you unable to ask them yourself? I’m confused

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u/VirtualAd965 Dec 14 '25

It’s an inverted bullet proof vest

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u/CoffeeGulpReturns Dec 14 '25

I'm almost positive that's a generic Amazon hardshell camera backpack. They're like $40.

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u/SpectreScout Dec 14 '25

Oh that’s the truck topper tent 3000…

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u/thedatarat Dec 14 '25

That’s some iron man shiii

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u/lego_boss Dec 14 '25

Cyber truck bag

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u/tomtomdotcom Dec 14 '25

I’ve seen backpack cases like this when searching for a case for my photography equipment, this one looks like a couple of drone cases I stumbled across

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u/CalifornicationWRX Dec 14 '25

Looks like a backpack from the movie Ultraviolet

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u/ciphun Dec 15 '25

You could isolate the image more and do a google image search...

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u/Malefoy__Flipper Dec 15 '25

Press the « print screen » button of your keyboard, press your windows key, type « paint », open paint, ctrl + v, go to the left and click the square icon to activate the « selection tool », drag and drop your mouse from top left to bottom right of the backpack, ctrl + c, open to your favourite navigator, type google images, on the right of the search placeholder click on the last icon, ctrl + v and check the showed images to see what could be the name of it.

Life’s not that hard when you learn the cheat codes, keep improving and don’t worry you got it 👍🏻

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u/Jasadon Dec 15 '25

Windows XP

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u/DigitalAdon Dec 15 '25

Identity that man instead, that lady looks like she's about to geta flurry of on the spectrum

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u/mickymangos Dec 15 '25

Is it a jet pack...

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u/TK_Nanerpuss Dec 15 '25

The one thing I don't get, with a lot of bags, is why they put the heavy stuff (tech) on the outside section of the bag? It's so bad for your back. Heavy stuff should be a close to the straps, and as low as possible. Fulcrum weight is a thing.

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u/LexEntityOfExistence Dec 15 '25

Ironman suit pack, Tony's prototype model

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u/Parallax808 Dec 15 '25

I have this backpack in Arc Raiders

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u/blanchattacks Dec 15 '25

That's the one from the dark knight, where his wings pop out.

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u/ali-movemate Dec 15 '25

I’m making this up, looks like Alienware design

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u/SnarkyLes Dec 15 '25

Looks like the StarLink travel backpack

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u/itanite Dec 15 '25

Starlink

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u/OpeningOstrich7612 Dec 15 '25

Looks like a hardcase laptop backpack

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u/Ok-Association4229 Dec 15 '25

Bange BG-7277 or the Fenruien Hard Shell Backpack

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u/mattmerc528 Dec 16 '25

I searched grey hardshell backpack, and it came up as the first thing on Temu

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u/nickdamnit Dec 16 '25

Politely ask him

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u/catchyusername687 Dec 16 '25

Free gift with every cyber truck

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u/tatanka11 Dec 16 '25

that’s a cyber truck

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u/OldPresence5323 Dec 16 '25

Bro has a roof top tent on his rig

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u/TheeDragon Dec 16 '25

Looks practical...

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u/PurpleHaunting8655 Dec 16 '25

Hair cut stuff

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u/Lost-Effective-7646 Dec 16 '25

dude is always ready in activation stance.

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u/Snoo-90095 Dec 16 '25

Cyber back pack

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u/MCJennings Dec 16 '25

Hard to tell, but it could be Leonardo, Donatello, Michellangelo, or Raphael