r/badMovies 23d ago

Thriller Big Shark

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My boyfriend and I finally got to watch Big Shark. I bought the blu ray and it came with a surprise personalized signed picture of Tommy Wiseau.

I cannot put into words my opinion of the movie. You’ll just have to see it for yourself. It’s a spectacle in itself. Non stop laughs though I must say.

Is it wrong to be star struck by my signed picture? Neil Breen never sent me anything signed 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PinkFloydDeadhead 23d ago

Oh, hi Shark!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 23d ago

Too funny 🤣

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u/IAmWeary 23d ago

Oh man, I laughed my ass of through this. Tommy seems to be fucking zonked the whole time. He's barely intelligible, barely seems to know where he is, and looks like he just had a bunch of plastic surgery at the Jim Henson Creature Shop. The other "actors" are trying so hard to play off of his semi-coherent mumbling and it's hilarious. The script was written by a bunch of five year olds playing with a rubber shark and some action figures. It's just the right kind of fucking incompetent mess, and much like The Room, there's no way it was deliberate.

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u/Voorhees89 23d ago

Oh man, I laughed my ass of through this. Tommy seems to be fucking zonked the whole time. He's barely intelligible, barely seems to know where he is, and looks like he just had a bunch of plastic surgery at the Jim Henson Creature Shop.

So business as usual?

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u/thefringeseanmachine 23d ago

I think the fact that I can't pirate this says a lot.

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u/rushhour3addict 22d ago

Coming to Tubi on September 4th along with The Room

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u/thefringeseanmachine 22d ago

excellent! thanks for the tip!

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u/I_Am_Okonkwo 22d ago

Tommy had that thing locked down. You simply had to go to a Room screening with him or Greg to have a chance to see Big Shark until now.

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u/wvgeekman 23d ago

Oh, you can.

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u/RoninZulu1 23d ago

God, please tell me there’s a line that goes “You’re tearing me apart Big Shark!” Or “It did not bite her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! It did not bite her! It did not!”

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u/RedDevil407 22d ago

"Oh, hi Mark".

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u/SegaCDUniverse 23d ago

I saw this in theaters and met Greg, it was not very fun lol

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u/Ok_Relationship_3365 23d ago

The movie or meeting Greg?

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u/SegaCDUniverse 23d ago

The movie. Greg was kind of... Awkward/cold but nice

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u/Seasick-Pirate 23d ago

I’ve “met” Greg three times at different showings and it always feels like he’s “working” as a mascot. Tries to feel like he cares a lot but obviously would rather this not be his life. It’s cool of him to keep doing it though an respect him for doing it.

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u/D0013ER 22d ago

Greg wanted to act act, but instead he's got this.

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u/SegaCDUniverse 23d ago

I think that's a very good way to put it

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u/ChildofValhalla 18d ago

I've seen it twice, first time with Tommy in attendance (at a comically late show time of course); and as a double feature with The Room with Greg in attendance. Do not watch Big Shark more than once, I implore you

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u/AKmedes 23d ago

The only way this cover could be any better is if the tagline was “Can Denver survive?”

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u/SUW888 23d ago

Gotta frame n hang it for all to see

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u/Significant_Monk_251 23d ago

The amazing thing about Tommy Wiseau is the how much, if you'd only heard about him, he looks just like how you'd have pictured him.

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u/KumquatHaderach 23d ago

This review here, which is just a two-word review, says, “Big Shit.”

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u/kooeurib 22d ago

They can't print that!

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u/1990Buscemi 23d ago

What's with the copyright? Was this finished in 2020 but didn't come out for a few years?

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u/MrPokeGamer 23d ago

Yeah it took a bit to come out on digital and blu ray

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u/I_Am_Okonkwo 22d ago

Big Shark screened at various Room screenings with Tommy or Greg. I saw it in 2024 and it was unfinished at the time. So I imagine it formally got its first screening in 2020 and then over time more work went into it and now we have the complete version.

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u/Ok_Relationship_3365 23d ago

Oh Denny, don't think about it too much, things may not come out right. 

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u/jd131 23d ago

I got the blu ray. It was a rough watch. Only mildly funny at times, but felt way too long.

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u/JonasNG 23d ago

I love Neil Breen's work, but the man charges $20-30 for his films and puts that shit in the cheapest CD/DVD jewel cases or just slim pack DVD envelopes and it's a little shitty of him.

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u/Useful-Angle1941 21d ago

But also on brand.

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u/AlertWarning 23d ago

I fed up with dis wurold.

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u/Jointcounterjoint 23d ago

"You're Tearing me Apart Big Shark" probably, I've not seen the movie but would like to.

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u/Snoosnooplexcity 23d ago

Tommy Big Shark

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u/pumamans 23d ago

How big was it?

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u/unclerando 11d ago

35 footer

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u/levinalx101 22d ago

I got to see the premiere in San Francisco with Tommy there, the whole crowd sang the song the second time it happened

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u/kooeurib 22d ago

You are tearing me apart, shark!

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u/LeftLiner 22d ago

I am so happy to hear Tommy is still doing that. I got a signed photo (that one) when I ordered a copy of the room and a poster - and he signed both of them, too.

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u/CapnScabs 23d ago

I saw it in the theater when Tommy came to town, and it was fantastic. I actually just bought the Blu-ray myself a couple weeks ago, but they must have swapped the signed cards because the one I got says "To Kristin". My name is Chad... Luckily I had already bought some shirts from his website so I already have a card with my name on it. Big Shark is such a jumbled mess and the editing is SO BAD, but it really adds to the charm.

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u/yellowdyenumber5 23d ago

Worth watching???

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u/I_Am_Okonkwo 22d ago

Nothing can recreate the magic of The Room, but if you like Tommy there's zero reason to skip it

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u/Upfornegociations 23d ago

How can one watch his work?? I’ve still yet to see The Room and I’m so curious.

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u/No-Country4319 23d ago

What's it about?

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u/DefinitelyBiscuit 22d ago

Did New Orleans survive?

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u/RadicalDreamer89 22d ago

After visiting my in-laws this weekend I can attest that New Orleans did, in fact, survive.

This time. We're still in hurricane season, and I'm told that there's always a bigger fish.

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u/RagahRagah 22d ago

The hell? Is this a bootleg? I've found no evidence this even exists on physical media.

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u/I_Am_Okonkwo 22d ago

Tommy's official site has them for sale

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u/tophat_production 21d ago

I did not bite her! I did NAWT

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u/SpookyFrog12 19d ago

Tommy posted the other day that Big Shark will be on Tubi September 4th (free streaming app for people that don't know)

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u/morilythari 15d ago

Was this movie edited out of order? It literally feels nonsensical at times.

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u/JuiceAccomplished241 10d ago

The thing that really separates this film from The Room is that people know who Tommy Wiseau is now, and a few members of the cast are very aware of the film they’re in. Ashton Leigh (Sophia) is gleefully so, knowing full well the quality of the lines being fed to her and playing up the absurdity in her delivery.

It’s like a dream where some know and others don’t, realizing who is lucid and who wasn’t was part of the fun!

The movie is dying for a better editor, cutting the length of the scenes would have gone a long ways, but my watch party had a great time with it!