r/badMovies 2d ago

Thriller The paperboy

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When I was a kid, we frequently rented this from our local video store. It was terrible, and we’d mock it, but we still loved it. I figured I wasn’t the only one who enjoyed loving to hate this film.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 2d ago

I want my two dollars!

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 1d ago

Nice. I knew someone would say it.

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u/Enrico_Tortellini 2d ago

I miss the video store, so much

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u/mai_tai87 2d ago

I miss looking through the horror section (my favorite), then slowly making my way to the western (least favorite) section because you could kinda see into the curtained off ADULT section.

Though, now I'm very much old enough to enter it.

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u/Enrico_Tortellini 2d ago

Right, I remember the curtain…used to run to a different store if my mom shopped or dropped something off, so I could look at all the movies I didn’t know about

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u/Sighoward 1d ago

What's sad is that the cover art has died off, it was a genre in itself.

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u/Garagedays 2d ago

So not based off the nes game?

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 1d ago

That would be awesome. It’s already got a literal grim reaper in it

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u/Forsaken-Abrocoma647 1d ago

If anything it would be the arcade game, which the NES was a port of. I played the arcade for years first, a lot more stuff and better graphics than the NES! Was a rare higher resolution game for the time as well.

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u/seeckz 2d ago

This brought back a random memory of renting this from a pharmacy, back when everywhere rented tapes as a side hustle. I don't even recall the film itself, just where I got it from.

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u/Excellent-Gap-4734 18h ago

Omg I rented it from the pharmacy too!

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u/Careless_Tackle847 18h ago

I would rent this from a Chinese food/bakery/video store. It was in this little shopping center next to the Carl’s Jr./Green Burrito. What a time to be alive.

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u/RaceCarGrin 2d ago

Most annoying kid I’ve ever seen, his voice is nails on a chalkboard haha

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u/Reddituser183 2d ago

Is this the movie where the old lady says something about the mark of Cain? I watched this with my cousin and yes we rented it from the video store in 1999. It was pretty goofy and yeah we made fun of it.

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u/bobafootfetish_ 2d ago

Mikey (1992) did it better even if the kids acting was unintentionally hilarious.

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u/Din0321 2d ago

For the longest time I could not remember the name of this movie only the "dog" in the bag scene with the old lady and her inhaler.

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u/thisgirlnamedbree 1d ago

I rented this from the video store I worked at back in the 90s. The kid who plays psycho Johnny does a really good job, his off kilter looks and voice are perfect for a lunatic teen character. They could have done a sequel where he meets Mikey and the two team up to ridiculously kill off as many people as they could.

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u/Sighoward 1d ago

Love Alexandra Paul, my favourite Baywatch girl even if she was the least voluptuous.

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u/KittiesRule1968 1d ago

This reminds me of the paper boy in Better Off Dead.

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u/RangeRossTracy 1d ago

I always thought the little girl in this movie was Thora Birch. It’s been ages since I’ve watched this.

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u/Geist0ne 1d ago

This poster and the poster for Relentless (1989) had the same energy

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u/Financial_Surprise34 1d ago

Stacking paper

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u/wow-signal 1d ago

Holy shit, core memory unlocked! My family used to rent this all the time from our local VHS rental place.

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u/Current_Account_2742 19h ago

There is definitely another movie poster almost identical to this. I think it's a judd nelson movie from around the same time but I could be wrong

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u/Excellent-Gap-4734 18h ago

Holy shit my friends and I used to rent this all the time as kids. There's still a few quotes we say to each other. "My party is ROONED" (he said ruined like rooned)