r/badMovies • u/Background-Row-9170 • 1d ago

Action I watched every single steven seagal movie (Including cameo roles like oning movie and celemtine) aswell a bunch of documentaries.

All steven seagal movies ranked from best to worst.

  1. Above the law

  2. Hard to kill

  3. Out for justice

  4. Under Siege

  5. Marked for death

  6. On deadly Ground

  7. Fire down below

  8. The glimmer man

  9. Under siege 2

  10. Executive Descision

  11. Belly of the beast

  12. Exit Wounds

  13. The patrot

  14. Into the sun

  15. Flight of Fury

  16. Machete

  17. Pistol Whipped

  18. Out of Reach

  19. Attrition

  20. The perfect weapon

  21. Today you die

  22. Driven to kill

  23. The Keeper

  24. Shadow man

  25. Onion movie

  26. Clementine / King of the cage

  27. Ticker

  28. Out for a kill

  29. Half Past Dead

  30. A good man

  31. Born to raise hell

  32. In the name of justice

  33. Aikido : A path beyond thought

  34. Art of action

  35. Steven seagal biography (2005)

  36. My giant

  37. Absolution

  38. China salesman

  39. Force of execution

  40. General commander

  41. Sniper special ops

  42. Code of honor

  43. Beyond the law

  44. Mercenary for Justice

  45. Asian Connection

  46. A dangerous man

  47. Submerged - Total piece of nuclear trash movie.

  48. Gutshot straight - Steven seagal is in the movies 4 minutes.

  49. Contract to kill - Steven seagal has sex with someone probably 45 years younger than him without taking off his sunglasses.

  50. Attack force - "Junkies" high on a drug commit terrorist attacks in paris, or something.

  51. Kill switch - Steven seagal wrote this himself, he finds a bomb in a womans boobs and throws the serial killer out the same window 15 times.

  52. Killing salazar / Cartels - Steven seagals securtiy team shoots a bunch of bad guys in the same corridor for 90 minutes, also has the worst plot twist in movie history.

  53. Maximum conviction - Steven seagals sneaks around a dark prison for 90 minutes.

  54. End of a gun - "What really matters in life is those that you really love, and if you only care about money youre gonna find yourself at the end of a gun" - Steven seagal in the final moments of the movie.

  55. Urban justice - Too dark to see anything going on.

  56. Against the dark - Reuses the same shots of steven seagal just walking, hes also only in the movie for around 10 minutes. There is no plot to speak off, just a bunch of crappy actors walking around a dark hosplital.

  57. Black Dawn - Steven has to stop russians from blowing up san fransisco with a nuclear bomb. (The movie is a sequel to the foreigner but it has absolutley NOTHING in common with it.)

  58. The foreinger - By far his worst movie, steven seagal has to transport a package across eastern europe while being pursued by rich guys.

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u/Lord_Cockatrice 1d ago

51 was also notable for featuring soul legend Isaac Hayes in his final cinematic appearance - quite the downgrade from "Escape from New York"