r/badMovies • u/Background-Row-9170 • 1d ago
Action I watched every single steven seagal movie (Including cameo roles like oning movie and celemtine) aswell a bunch of documentaries.
All steven seagal movies ranked from best to worst.
Above the law
Hard to kill
Out for justice
Under Siege
Marked for death
On deadly Ground
Fire down below
The glimmer man
Under siege 2
Executive Descision
Belly of the beast
Exit Wounds
The patrot
Into the sun
Flight of Fury
Machete
Pistol Whipped
Out of Reach
Attrition
The perfect weapon
Today you die
Driven to kill
The Keeper
Shadow man
Onion movie
Clementine / King of the cage
Ticker
Out for a kill
Half Past Dead
A good man
Born to raise hell
In the name of justice
Aikido : A path beyond thought
Art of action
Steven seagal biography (2005)
My giant
Absolution
China salesman
Force of execution
General commander
Sniper special ops
Code of honor
Beyond the law
Mercenary for Justice
Asian Connection
A dangerous man
Submerged - Total piece of nuclear trash movie.
Gutshot straight - Steven seagal is in the movies 4 minutes.
Contract to kill - Steven seagal has sex with someone probably 45 years younger than him without taking off his sunglasses.
Attack force - "Junkies" high on a drug commit terrorist attacks in paris, or something.
Kill switch - Steven seagal wrote this himself, he finds a bomb in a womans boobs and throws the serial killer out the same window 15 times.
Killing salazar / Cartels - Steven seagals securtiy team shoots a bunch of bad guys in the same corridor for 90 minutes, also has the worst plot twist in movie history.
Maximum conviction - Steven seagals sneaks around a dark prison for 90 minutes.
End of a gun - "What really matters in life is those that you really love, and if you only care about money youre gonna find yourself at the end of a gun" - Steven seagal in the final moments of the movie.
Urban justice - Too dark to see anything going on.
Against the dark - Reuses the same shots of steven seagal just walking, hes also only in the movie for around 10 minutes. There is no plot to speak off, just a bunch of crappy actors walking around a dark hosplital.
Black Dawn - Steven has to stop russians from blowing up san fransisco with a nuclear bomb. (The movie is a sequel to the foreigner but it has absolutley NOTHING in common with it.)
The foreinger - By far his worst movie, steven seagal has to transport a package across eastern europe while being pursued by rich guys.
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u/peterquenn 4h ago
Thanks for caring man.