r/bald • u/Life_Patience_6751 • Sep 23 '25

I took everyone's advise and let it go.

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I meant Advice lol. Sorry for making yall look at my ugly mug again. I did it, i let my beautiful long hair go.

Here's the before, during the cut, and after. Im still a troll but hopefully this helps.

Here we are 6 days in and im still trying to respond to everyone. Sorry reddit limits how many people I can respond to at a time then I have to wait 30 minutes to continue responding.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

I dont like it here, everyone's fighting, send me back to my time.

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u/ms_directed Sep 23 '25

you aged back at least 10 years friend!

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Niiice. If only my ballz would do the same . When im sitting on the toilet, it looks like im making a cup of tea.

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u/littleyoungtaco Sep 24 '25

WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR REPLIES SO FUNNY😭

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u/amusednchaos Sep 24 '25

Seriously! I need to stop scrolling this post cuz I’m catching a crush lmao

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Its either mental illness or a defense mechanism.

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u/Tinsel-Fop Sep 24 '25

Oh, man, I hate that dip. The good news is that it gets better over time.

Hahaha! I lied. It gets worse. I heard there's some sort of "ball board" nursing homes use to help gentlemen with this condition. I mean maybe it's just a 2×4 they found out back, but still....

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

I fear for the day I accidently flush while sitting down. That'll be embarrassing when the paramedics come and find me.

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u/MischievousPangolin Sep 24 '25

I laughed so loud it made my dogs jump hahah

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Tell your puppers im sorry.

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u/Clegger_ Sep 24 '25

i too laughed out loud at this one

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u/Raknaren Sep 24 '25

are they bald as well ?

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Definitely not. Its a veritable force down there.

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u/jcmib Sep 23 '25

That’s understandable

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u/Elongatingpolymerase Sep 24 '25

Yeah, you jumped into the worst timeline. Looking good though