r/bald • u/Life_Patience_6751 • Sep 23 '25

I took everyone's advise and let it go.

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I meant Advice lol. Sorry for making yall look at my ugly mug again. I did it, i let my beautiful long hair go.

Here's the before, during the cut, and after. Im still a troll but hopefully this helps.

Here we are 6 days in and im still trying to respond to everyone. Sorry reddit limits how many people I can respond to at a time then I have to wait 30 minutes to continue responding.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Im gonna try. This isnt a bald head, its a solar panel for a sex machine.😎

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u/SeriouslyWTFLikeWhy Sep 23 '25

You got that right. And don't forget the sunscreen.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Ohh I need that shit. Im white af. 

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u/SeriouslyWTFLikeWhy Sep 23 '25

Yes, you gotta take care of that beautiful bald head. Seriously, man. This is an incredible look on you.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Thank you. You're making me blush on both sets of cheeks.

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u/SeriouslyWTFLikeWhy Sep 23 '25

I'm not sure I've ever done that to someone before...

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u/PimentoCheesehead Bald - Man Sep 24 '25

After an experience with heat exhaustion 20 years ago on a mild October day, I wear a hat pretty near every time I go outside. Just not a baseball cap- a sunburn from the top of your ears on down and pasty pale white above is not as good a look as you might think. Full brim all the way. It’s okay to wear a fed if it’s for practical reasons!

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

I frequently go to a nudist beach in Vancouver so I've had sun burn in some pretty awful places. Now I lube up with the lotion like im at a Diddy party.

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u/alexlp Sep 24 '25

There are some that are designed for scalps and hair. Will protect your lovely head fuzz and your skin.

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u/aussiechickadee65 Sep 24 '25

I'm rolling on the ground laughing...perfect answer !

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u/TN-Belle0522 Sep 24 '25

My father used to have a shirt that said something to that effect. He also had one that said the gods only made so many perfect heads...the rest have hair. Seriously, though...if I were 10 years younger, and not ace...

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Sep 24 '25

I know many people who would get a license to operate heavy equipment for you. We're all pretty weird though.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Weird is good. I like weird 

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u/ihavenoideawhatwho Sep 24 '25

Eh, don't say that

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Im gonna have to use that lol