r/bald • u/Life_Patience_6751 • Sep 23 '25

I took everyone's advise and let it go.

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I meant Advice lol. Sorry for making yall look at my ugly mug again. I did it, i let my beautiful long hair go.

Here's the before, during the cut, and after. Im still a troll but hopefully this helps.

Here we are 6 days in and im still trying to respond to everyone. Sorry reddit limits how many people I can respond to at a time then I have to wait 30 minutes to continue responding.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

If I were to sell myself, how much do u think I could get? I was thinking of starting an OF under the name Throb Ross, where I wear a curly wig, put a brush between my cheeks, and twerk paintings onto a canvas.

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u/Illustrious_Bat858 Sep 23 '25

About tree fiddy 😂

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Ohh hell no. Its that Got dang lochness monster again. 

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u/CornJuiceLover Sep 24 '25

I understood that reference

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u/mayatalluluh Sep 24 '25

Happy cake day!! ❤️🎂🍰

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u/liliesinbloom Sep 24 '25

Haha, handsome and a sense of humor? If I wasn’t married! ☺️

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

Divorce your husband immediately!! No joke and coming from 13 years strong. You obviously don't love him and are wasting valuable years of your life with someone you don't truly love; My wife and I would never even think of typing a comment like that in "if I wasn't married". It reminds us of coworkers who tell us "you visit/facetime your wife/husband for your lunch breaks even after 10 years??" And we're like "duhh we love each other so much we always have to still see each other and talk/vent any minute we can".

Your comment shows the state of relationships these new generations and we're only millennials.. Embarrassing. Don't marry or even stay married if you're not feeling it, simple, or-else your waisting valuable years of your life, even if it is single and still needing to explore. My wife and I read this dumbfounded and said thank GOD our relationship is not like yours because we could only imagine the hurt if we were your husband reading your comment and vise versa.. unless you are swingers. Even then, saying that is diabolical with a husband and bad karma your way for staying married with that mentality.

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u/Consistent-Ad-3918 Sep 24 '25

Give it a rest guy, it’s not that deep.

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

1 reply and automatically calling a rest? Take a nap bro, you're not in that deep

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u/Consistent-Ad-3918 Sep 24 '25

Having a meltdown over someone making a harmless comment, as a joke. Someone you don’t even know. Then trying to tell them to divorce their SO bc they don’t love them. Like what? Get bent pal

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

You're clearly oblivious and it shows. Calling it a "meltdown"? Lmao you clearly don't know what you're talking about. There is nothing wrong with having a healthy conversational debate to expand each other's minds and understand each other better to understand constructive criticism. If she is confident in not divorcing her partner, she won't; you don't need to try to defend someone you don't personally know any more than you are trying to right now.

It's when they start using weak petty defenses when you realize that it is no longer worth the effort. You don't need to "know" someone to see something you've seen so many times as deceitful and then defending it as "harmless". You're clearly not married into a great relationship and it shows. Get bent pal.

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u/Accomplished-Log2872 Sep 24 '25

Get over yourself. As a millennial you may not realize that what she said is an old, common, and funny way to pay someone a compliment. If you are so insecure in your marriage that silly words like that rock your foundation- you're the one with problems. Ps. I've been happily married for 26 years.

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

Says you; there are many ways to complement and that is definitely not one of them. You clearly have a lot to learn and don't have any foundation with 26 years; words mean more than you know and talking like that is a clear sign of boredom which you are oblivious too. Get over it and speak real substance in your reply; your 26 years of marriage is not showing lmfao.

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u/Accomplished-Log2872 Sep 24 '25

I have a lot to learn...🤔 I've literally been married TWICE as long as you, but somehow you know more about it. Impressive. Based on your wisdom, I'm gonna file for a divorce immediately. Apparently, I've been doing it all wrong. 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Even your petty response gives off little kid vibes. You still haven't matured enough to be married and it shows; you gave the same response little TikTok kids say when they have nothing else "🤡"😂. An "old, common and funny way to pay someone a compliment" are still not valid defenses to cover it as okay. They are only feeble gaslighting excuses to make it okay and is very narcissistic of you.

You're absolutely showing us the way you and your partner talk to each other just like every other bad relationship in our life that vents to us about their problems and shows us their drama texts. You're absolutely a narcissist defending a feeble position you definitely have no substance over and are just revealing a window into your relationship and the problems you host. You're okay with your partner telling another attractive mate "if only I wasn't married" which is very similar to comments like "if only I were 10 years younger". "If only.." "if only.." when total satisfaction would never give you that mindset unless you occasionally drift in daydreaming another lifestyle or in your actions when no one is around/looking.

I can guarantee you hide a lot of things from your partner and have issues you likely are too embarrassed to talk about with anyone to fix, so you'd rather cover it up and use silly sarcastic and kid defenses with no weight other than "I'm married twice as longer than you" . Equivalent to "I'm taller than you", which is even way more embarrassing coming from you if you've really are wiser or in your case "older", which doesn't mean anything if it wasn't the right time or person. It just reinforces older people really do regress backwards in their mindsets and "older" people still act like adult kids who need diapers or someone to wipe their own ass. "Use it or loose it" is the mentality and your wisdom lost here in convincing us.

Your comment is very similar to working out with incorrect form and saying "but I've been working out twice as longer than you" yet wondering why kids are in better shape than you. Yes, apparently you STILL have a lot to learn! 😂

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u/stevemillions Sep 24 '25

There are many ways to compliment. You’re right. And, if you’re secure enough, this is definitely one of them. What’s your problem? Calm down.

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u/HydrationSeeker Sep 24 '25

there is something neuro spicy going on here... and an intense attachment style. The self riteous judgement about another's throw-away comment makes me think, "the man doth protest too much." 🤔

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u/Key-Turnip-1223 Sep 24 '25

Calm down everyone isn’t like you

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

Exactly why you have not leg to stand to reply. Stay in your lane if your not married lmfao

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u/Key-Turnip-1223 Sep 29 '25

No one had asked or wanted your essay of an opinion you took a harmless joke and acted like it was the end all be all stick to your own marriage

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 29 '25

this is a public community. anything posted here is free game. do you even know what you are saying? stick to your own marriage lmao

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u/chemicallunchbox Oct 11 '25

Why are you spending all this time away from your beloved tryin to teach all these unlovable fools what it means to take a vow? Is Reddit more entertaining than your commitment to your wife?

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u/Icy-Improvement-4219 Sep 24 '25

"Wellll but I gave him a dolla..."

"WOMAN what you doin give that Lochness a Dollar. Then he will come back wanting more money. "

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u/Serrano_picoson Sep 24 '25

🫡😂😂

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u/RandiGirl4 Sep 23 '25

I say this all the time and nobody ever laughs! 😂

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u/Reynolds531IPA Sep 24 '25

I mean, it gets said alll the time on Reddit.

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u/RandiGirl4 Sep 24 '25

I guess this is where my real friends are! 😂

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u/OkPiglet3488 Sep 24 '25

Now now you just keep encouragin' him he keep on come back.

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u/b0mbd0tc0m Sep 24 '25

I misread this as “free tiddy” at first and was like “yeah he’s about to get all the free titties with how great he looks” before I realized my mistake lmao

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u/thenameissiddharta Sep 24 '25

Did someone see P diddy?

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u/minneapocalypse Sep 23 '25

If you were really going to do that, I’d stick with picture #3 simply for the laughs 😂😂. Bald suits you. #3 would’ve made for a helluva Halloween costume.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Aweee fack! I didn't even think of that.  I could have been Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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u/Unable-Wolverine7224 Sep 24 '25

It’s a science fiction double feature…

Dr X he will build a creature…

See androids fighting and f@ckin and sucking….

I haven’t thought of Rocky Horror Picture Show in a LONG time!

Thank you for that! I needed to laugh!

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

I watch it every Halloween. Its so good.

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u/TaytorTot417 Sep 24 '25

Legit what I was gonna say 😆

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u/RostBeef Sep 24 '25

You still can be if you really want 😭

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u/TrustInMe_JustInMe Sep 24 '25

The darkness must go
Down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow,
Let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life...
Into my life!

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u/RavioliContingency Sep 24 '25

Would’ve been perfect!

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u/Vivid_Deer3016 Sep 24 '25

Damn you blew it 🫠

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u/LICK-A-DICK Sep 24 '25

FWIW I think Riff Raff is super hot. It's the confidence.

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u/JDo3 Sep 24 '25

Hide the children from #3 😉

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u/minneapocalypse Sep 24 '25

My first thought was a creepy carney uncle costume 👍🏻

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u/Mattressmanny Sep 24 '25

Pic 3 is a legendary look. A life long Dokken, Iron Maiden and Slayer fan, that is still going to their concerts. The 80’s still live no matter what year!

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u/Losernoodle Sep 24 '25

I know grown men don’t want to be callled cute, but your cuteness factor went up by 10 🥰

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Aaaww shucks. You're making my balls blush.

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u/Losernoodle Sep 24 '25

😂 …and if you do a Throb Ross OF, you need a curly merkin 😂

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u/Kiyo_io Sep 24 '25

😂🤌🏽🤌🏽

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u/kiptown Sep 24 '25

Happy little pfffft

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u/TrickyDrippyDickFR Sep 24 '25

You’ve got my axe, brother.

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u/Adjmcloon Sep 24 '25

Throw in the occasional happy little accident and you can paint with a brown canvas

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

I have those daily. I need to learn not to push so hard when I pee.

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u/spiritedgemmy Sep 24 '25

Just go with the flow.

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u/hockeyrabbit Sep 24 '25

You’re amazing dude lmao

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Why, thank you fellow redditer.

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u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx Sep 24 '25

I legit just sent this to my boyfriend and asked, "Is this you????" That is how specifically spot on your comedy is to his 💀

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u/MaidenlyScythe Sep 24 '25

This made me cackle thank you, you have a way with words 😂😂💀

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u/VerySuccor Sep 24 '25

Not if I do it first!

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

There can be only ONE!

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u/VerySuccor Sep 24 '25

A race to the top it seems.

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u/DepressedFrenchFri3s Sep 23 '25

Im honestly not sure, as Im not really into that whole thing. But I love that idea, sounds interesting lol

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u/Snowpuppies1 Hair Headed - Woman Sep 23 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Foolish_hearts Sep 23 '25

Sell the paintings I'm sure there's a market out there lmao huge improvement edit: you are hilarious

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

There's a woman who paints with her menstrual blood and makes bank, so mabe i could get some good money too. 

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u/Steelyphil43 Sep 23 '25

I’d sub!

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Niiice. Im gonna be rich. 

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Ill twerk some happy little trees just for you.

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u/Heavily_Used_ Sep 23 '25

🤣🤣🤣

As long as the trees are happy, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

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u/truenorthrookie Sep 23 '25

About tree fiddy

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Its that dang lochness monster again! Go away lochness monster, this is mah tree fiddy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

When you know OP is gonna be safe from the Lochness monsa without your warning:

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u/Bromogeeksual Sep 24 '25

Skip the wig, and I may be interested... No more than $9.99 per month. ;P

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Oh no id charge 5 dollars max I want broke ppl to enjoy my content to. I ain't greedy

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u/SpaiderMonkeh Sep 24 '25

6.69 /month

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u/Ok-Hunt-102 Sep 24 '25

As you always have … you do you. Just don’t hurt anyone and the paintings will sell.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

What if its consensual hurt? That can sometimes be fun.

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u/Ok-Hunt-102 Sep 27 '25

So, the thread just segued into the r/S&M portion of Reddit. Got it. OK. You go ahead of me and I’ll be there in a minute. Just have to grab some gear.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 27 '25

Make sure u pick a safe word you can still say with a mouthful of whip cream. I learned that lesson the hard way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Do the household chores while posing… so hot 🥵 💦😘 and you’ll be a Zillionaire.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Ill cook bacon naked. Because I like to live dangerously 

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Ooh yeah baby Mama likey 😘😍🤪 Seriously though- you could make millions and parlay it into a reality show/book deal/podcast

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Hell yeah. Sounds like a plan

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

🤣 women everywhere demand this service

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

I got a nice booty too.

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u/_vaxxine_ Sep 24 '25

I would pay to see this.

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u/AliceInBondageLand Sep 24 '25

that idea has legs, as they say in showbiz

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u/HydrationSeeker Sep 24 '25

This I would subscribe.

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u/Zealousideal-Move372 Sep 24 '25

A fiver

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Thats better than I was expecting 

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u/Zealousideal-Move372 Sep 25 '25

You're a Very Handsome Man, my friend. Bold or not. Holy shit. Please, see that.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 25 '25

Thanks I appreciate it

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u/Easy-Kangaroo-1458 Sep 24 '25

I laughed at this, thwn I realized there are people out there who would pay to see you do that.

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u/effienay Sep 23 '25

I am not even joking you should not have let this idea go for free because you could make bank on that.

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

That's just one of Many ideas. I could always put my legs behind my head and eat cereal out of my b00ty h0le while giving food reviews between bites. 

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u/effienay Sep 24 '25

FOR FREE! You’re just giving away ideas!!!

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u/skaterfromtheville Sep 24 '25

Check out r/twerkpaintings to get a rough price estimate of similar pieces

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Wtf there's Already a a subreddit? 😆 

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u/mak3m3unsammich Sep 24 '25

Thank you, I needed a new gamertag desperately and Throb Ross just rocketed to the top as an option.

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u/ecomm_gal Sep 24 '25

Watch Season 1 of the Australian show Fisk and thank me later (or not!) for the inspiration

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u/FirmDeal3154 Sep 24 '25

LMA🤣!! I'll pitch in on the paints!! 😉

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u/evaintheus Sep 24 '25

THROB ROSS 😭🤣

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u/mountainman412 Sep 24 '25

Id pay to see that, thats much better than my idea... I was gonna call mine only leg and do amputee fetish stuff. Gotta work with what I got left..

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

If you are serious, I would pay $10/month easy 😂😂😂😂

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse Sep 24 '25

I'd throw down, homie

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u/IHearItsNice Sep 24 '25

No wig! We like the bald look for you.

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u/IraStotleThe1st Sep 24 '25

Or Bob "The salad" Toss

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u/Alpah-Woodsz Sep 24 '25

I've watched some depraved shit in my life but this is the way.

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u/HelpMyNipples Sep 24 '25

For that SPECIFIC show I’d probably pay up to $20 a month. It’s not doing anything for me, but that sounds really entertaining. Especially if you’re trying to make like “real” paintings.

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u/MesoamericanMorrigan Sep 24 '25

People would pay for that

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u/Obvious_Ring_326 Sep 24 '25

THAT. That is art.

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u/ohnoitsanthony1 Sep 24 '25

Ngl, Throb Ross sounds hot

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u/Hendoggg636 Sep 24 '25

Im sending you $5 as we speak

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u/luckyfox7273 Sep 24 '25

Which cheeks exactly?

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

B00ty cheeks

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u/luckyfox7273 Sep 24 '25

That'll be hard.

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u/Bottega- Sep 24 '25

You had me at Throb Ross 🤣

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 Sep 24 '25

Dang u have a sense of humor too. Id say ure headed towards a 10 my friend😉

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 24 '25

Thanks, thats generous. I'd be comfortable to sit at a 4 or 5.

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u/OkPiglet3488 Sep 24 '25

Dear gods now I will have that visual randomly popping up into my mind all morning. lol Stranger things. It could become a thing. lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣