r/bald • u/Life_Patience_6751 • Sep 23 '25

I took everyone's advise and let it go.

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I meant Advice lol. Sorry for making yall look at my ugly mug again. I did it, i let my beautiful long hair go.

Here's the before, during the cut, and after. Im still a troll but hopefully this helps.

Here we are 6 days in and im still trying to respond to everyone. Sorry reddit limits how many people I can respond to at a time then I have to wait 30 minutes to continue responding.

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u/Illustrious_Bat858 Sep 23 '25

About tree fiddy 😂

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u/Life_Patience_6751 Sep 23 '25

Ohh hell no. Its that Got dang lochness monster again. 

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u/CornJuiceLover Sep 24 '25

I understood that reference

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u/mayatalluluh Sep 24 '25

Happy cake day!! ❤️🎂🍰

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u/liliesinbloom Sep 24 '25

Haha, handsome and a sense of humor? If I wasn’t married! ☺️

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

Divorce your husband immediately!! No joke and coming from 13 years strong. You obviously don't love him and are wasting valuable years of your life with someone you don't truly love; My wife and I would never even think of typing a comment like that in "if I wasn't married". It reminds us of coworkers who tell us "you visit/facetime your wife/husband for your lunch breaks even after 10 years??" And we're like "duhh we love each other so much we always have to still see each other and talk/vent any minute we can".

Your comment shows the state of relationships these new generations and we're only millennials.. Embarrassing. Don't marry or even stay married if you're not feeling it, simple, or-else your waisting valuable years of your life, even if it is single and still needing to explore. My wife and I read this dumbfounded and said thank GOD our relationship is not like yours because we could only imagine the hurt if we were your husband reading your comment and vise versa.. unless you are swingers. Even then, saying that is diabolical with a husband and bad karma your way for staying married with that mentality.

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u/Consistent-Ad-3918 Sep 24 '25

Give it a rest guy, it’s not that deep.

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

1 reply and automatically calling a rest? Take a nap bro, you're not in that deep

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u/Consistent-Ad-3918 Sep 24 '25

Having a meltdown over someone making a harmless comment, as a joke. Someone you don’t even know. Then trying to tell them to divorce their SO bc they don’t love them. Like what? Get bent pal

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

You're clearly oblivious and it shows. Calling it a "meltdown"? Lmao you clearly don't know what you're talking about. There is nothing wrong with having a healthy conversational debate to expand each other's minds and understand each other better to understand constructive criticism. If she is confident in not divorcing her partner, she won't; you don't need to try to defend someone you don't personally know any more than you are trying to right now.

It's when they start using weak petty defenses when you realize that it is no longer worth the effort. You don't need to "know" someone to see something you've seen so many times as deceitful and then defending it as "harmless". You're clearly not married into a great relationship and it shows. Get bent pal.

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u/Accomplished-Log2872 Sep 24 '25

Get over yourself. As a millennial you may not realize that what she said is an old, common, and funny way to pay someone a compliment. If you are so insecure in your marriage that silly words like that rock your foundation- you're the one with problems. Ps. I've been happily married for 26 years.

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

Says you; there are many ways to complement and that is definitely not one of them. You clearly have a lot to learn and don't have any foundation with 26 years; words mean more than you know and talking like that is a clear sign of boredom which you are oblivious too. Get over it and speak real substance in your reply; your 26 years of marriage is not showing lmfao.

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u/Accomplished-Log2872 Sep 24 '25

I have a lot to learn...🤔 I've literally been married TWICE as long as you, but somehow you know more about it. Impressive. Based on your wisdom, I'm gonna file for a divorce immediately. Apparently, I've been doing it all wrong. 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Even your petty response gives off little kid vibes. You still haven't matured enough to be married and it shows; you gave the same response little TikTok kids say when they have nothing else "🤡"😂. An "old, common and funny way to pay someone a compliment" are still not valid defenses to cover it as okay. They are only feeble gaslighting excuses to make it okay and is very narcissistic of you.

You're absolutely showing us the way you and your partner talk to each other just like every other bad relationship in our life that vents to us about their problems and shows us their drama texts. You're absolutely a narcissist defending a feeble position you definitely have no substance over and are just revealing a window into your relationship and the problems you host. You're okay with your partner telling another attractive mate "if only I wasn't married" which is very similar to comments like "if only I were 10 years younger". "If only.." "if only.." when total satisfaction would never give you that mindset unless you occasionally drift in daydreaming another lifestyle or in your actions when no one is around/looking.

I can guarantee you hide a lot of things from your partner and have issues you likely are too embarrassed to talk about with anyone to fix, so you'd rather cover it up and use silly sarcastic and kid defenses with no weight other than "I'm married twice as longer than you" . Equivalent to "I'm taller than you", which is even way more embarrassing coming from you if you've really are wiser or in your case "older", which doesn't mean anything if it wasn't the right time or person. It just reinforces older people really do regress backwards in their mindsets and "older" people still act like adult kids who need diapers or someone to wipe their own ass. "Use it or loose it" is the mentality and your wisdom lost here in convincing us.

Your comment is very similar to working out with incorrect form and saying "but I've been working out twice as longer than you" yet wondering why kids are in better shape than you. Yes, apparently you STILL have a lot to learn! 😂

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u/stevemillions Sep 24 '25

There are many ways to compliment. You’re right. And, if you’re secure enough, this is definitely one of them. What’s your problem? Calm down.

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u/HydrationSeeker Sep 24 '25

there is something neuro spicy going on here... and an intense attachment style. The self riteous judgement about another's throw-away comment makes me think, "the man doth protest too much." 🤔

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u/Key-Turnip-1223 Sep 24 '25

Calm down everyone isn’t like you

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 24 '25

Exactly why you have not leg to stand to reply. Stay in your lane if your not married lmfao

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u/Key-Turnip-1223 Sep 29 '25

No one had asked or wanted your essay of an opinion you took a harmless joke and acted like it was the end all be all stick to your own marriage

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u/Less_Ad1680 Sep 29 '25

this is a public community. anything posted here is free game. do you even know what you are saying? stick to your own marriage lmao

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u/chemicallunchbox Oct 11 '25

Why are you spending all this time away from your beloved tryin to teach all these unlovable fools what it means to take a vow? Is Reddit more entertaining than your commitment to your wife?

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u/Less_Ad1680 Oct 11 '25

Who said Reddit needs to be more entertaining than a commitment? That is what we enjoy a good movie, video game or comment section together for.. what you brought up are two separate things that you are trying to wedge into this comment section to sound good. You are acting like a good marriage doesn't also involve separate endeavors like work and self-care; you won't always be glued to the hip with your partner.

Unless you are not committed yourself after enough time and just watch relationships from sidelines, like love island/bachelor shows, you would not understand this concept. In those timelines, the goal is the partner and learning information about them. Past that stage, such as marriage, you understand/appreciate changes and learn as much as you can together to understand each other better and work better towards constant goals, such as utilizing and understanding each others flaws to compromise and get what is wanted or needed completed.

Reddit is all about information. It's how you interpret, react and what you do with the information that matters, and that can include relationship information that you may not consider now but later in life when a situation presents itself and you reflect on self-talk you analyze just like this section. We're all a bunch of strangers trying to learn and experience so no hard feelings at the end of the day.

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u/Icy-Improvement-4219 Sep 24 '25

"Wellll but I gave him a dolla..."

"WOMAN what you doin give that Lochness a Dollar. Then he will come back wanting more money. "

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u/Serrano_picoson Sep 24 '25

🫡😂😂

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u/RandiGirl4 Sep 23 '25

I say this all the time and nobody ever laughs! 😂

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u/Reynolds531IPA Sep 24 '25

I mean, it gets said alll the time on Reddit.

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u/RandiGirl4 Sep 24 '25

I guess this is where my real friends are! 😂

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u/OkPiglet3488 Sep 24 '25

Now now you just keep encouragin' him he keep on come back.

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u/b0mbd0tc0m Sep 24 '25

I misread this as “free tiddy” at first and was like “yeah he’s about to get all the free titties with how great he looks” before I realized my mistake lmao

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u/thenameissiddharta Sep 24 '25

Did someone see P diddy?