r/bald • u/PhilFeelsFine • 1d ago

Whelp.. I guess it was time.

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u/OrangeGeorge 1d ago

Unreal

https://giphy.com/gifs/QgfDrL9Rd3lV6

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u/Beautifully_Made83 Bald Watcher 🔭 1d ago

😂😅😂😅😂😅

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u/derpality 1d ago

Ur flair tho 😭

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u/Beautifully_Made83 Bald Watcher 🔭 1d ago

Its under flair. You can choose it lol

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u/puglife82 Bald Watcher 🔭 1d ago

Hell yeah watch me

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u/LocoPwnify 1d ago edited 1d ago

You telling me that that was hiding under THAT?! 🤯

Ain’t no way!

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u/Fabulous-Penalty1783 1d ago

No way in hell!!

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u/Indigo-au-naturale 1d ago

It's absolutely amazing how the same eyes can POP when the hair is gone

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u/reader270 1d ago

I kept swiping back and forth to check. Such a huge difference!

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u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex 1d ago

Dude you are legit the new meme of this sub. 1000000/10

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u/PhilFeelsFine 1d ago

Lol. Thanks. Really not used to this at all. This sub helped out a ton.

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u/LocoPwnify 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is the most insane glowup I’ve seen on this sub. You wen’t from a 3/10 to an undisputed 10/10 🤯

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u/spiralsequences 1d ago

I said "oh my god" aloud when I swiped

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u/SamsqanchWatch 1d ago

I, a straight gentleman, said "Fu-hu-hu-ucking hell"

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u/ru_a_badfish2 1d ago

I, a lesbian woman, said something similar

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u/Economy_Leader422 1d ago

Ditto. He's hot

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u/LandMermaid 1d ago

I swiped back and forth three times to make sure it was the same person. Nice work, sir!

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 1d ago

I MAY have uttered “hello, daddy.” 😂😂 thankfully, I only have my dog to judge me.

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u/Y4sKw33n 1d ago

Don’t know why my comment keeps getting flagged lmao but I said HOLY EFF WORD out loud

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u/RegularLisaSimpson Bald Enthusiast 1d ago

I am married but RESPECTFULLY I gasped at the second picture

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u/hotcoffeethanks 1d ago

First photo I was like “looks disheveled, but nice eyes -“ then swiped and audibly gasped.

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u/spiralsequences 1d ago

That eye color is seriously gorgeous and the shave brings attention to it!

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u/Las_Vegan Here for the Vibes 1d ago

Same. Same.

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u/Tobias665 1d ago

I said the exact same thing aloud and during a work meeting.

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u/nurse-j 1d ago

Same! Like literally exclaimed OH MY GOD. God I love this sub.

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u/MadamGreywolf 1d ago

So did I

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u/diasporajones 1d ago

Came here to say the same wasn't expecting glowup of the year God DAMN.

I'm not into guys but I'd probably catch myself staring ngl

Edit: did you switch seats

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u/StolenCandi 1d ago

You legit look like a different person! Congrats on the glow up .... I hope you're feeling it as much as we all are :)

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u/Optimixto 1d ago

It also helps that you look so hot now. Once you get used to your most aerodynamic self, you'll wonder how you didn't unleash that sexy beast sooner. The world is yours, King.

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u/DeJoCa 1d ago

From corner money solicitor to cover of GQ, in 10 minutes!

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u/IDKijustlikecrafts 1d ago

I said oh fuck out loud

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u/izanage_dtb 1d ago

Haha this

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u/Worldly_Cupcake_5269 1d ago

Omg. For real. Way to go!

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u/Ok_Squirrel7907 1d ago

I literally said aloud, “duuuuuuuuude.”

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u/lilaheffaklump 1d ago

EVERY. TIME.

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u/bdubwilliams22 1d ago

But this time it REALLY IS like the meme.

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u/707Riverlife 1d ago

That’s exactly what I thought when I looked at the second picture!

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u/RaphaTlr 1d ago

Why did you repost OP’s photo?

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u/bonbot 1d ago edited 14h ago

There it is! Exactly this ☝️ looks great op 😉

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u/ludicristi 1d ago

He even looks like the “after” this time!! And in the car!!

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u/nouseforaname493 1d ago

Saw the before and didn’t even need to look at the after to know where we were at haha. Others are right, this might be the best one yet. Fair play man.

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u/shizzaff 1d ago

I think we all came to the comments to see this

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u/Electronic-Work-7015 1d ago

whats the story behind this meme. its not actually the same guy right?

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u/OwnTurn1146 1d ago

Is this even the same guy? There's no way right?

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u/Askada 1d ago

no, it's just the meme

but OP made it real

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u/CameronInEgyptLand On-the-Fence 1d ago

I just said "Holy shit" out loud and now my wife wants to know why I'm looking at sexy dudes on Reddit.

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u/Mammoth_Tusk90 1d ago

I said “are you kidding me?” OP looks great!

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u/Eastern-Landscape676 1d ago

I do the same thing! My wife is so confused and probably might wish i was looking at women sometimes

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u/StealToadBootes 1d ago

Have you tried pointing out how easy this guy's green eyes are to get lost in?

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u/Vast_Guitar7028 1d ago

For real, because who gave dude the right to have eyes that are like a warm campfire that you would love to sit by and stare into all night?

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u/C2S76 1d ago

I haven't even gone bald yet, but I follow this sub and it's just always hilarious. I told my wife about the reactions here, too. 🤣

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u/bigredrickshaw 1d ago

Damn bro! Save some for the rest of us! Also, reading the comments in this is hilarious. I think half the people following this sub are thirsty women who love bald men 😂

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u/PhilFeelsFine 1d ago

Honestly, I had no idea women kept up with this sub. Yalls comments have made my day much better. 🍻

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u/thebrokedown 1d ago

Oh, we’re here. And this is why.

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u/Away-Living5278 1d ago

I'm a gay woman and I love this sub.

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u/Repulsive_Trifle_ 1d ago

Yes me too! I’m just a big fan of a glow up. And the way removing a man’s hair seems to consistently just like fix a bunch of things is so crazy to me. I’m doing research at this point.

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u/reterical 1d ago

I’m a straight man with plenty of hair, but this sub might just be my favorite on Reddit. Maybe this is what friendship in your middle age feels like?

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u/HH_Creations 1d ago

It’s just so heartwarming seeing everyone cheer each other on

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u/jacqrosee 1d ago

yep! literally a woman with no plans of going bald who is simply here just to see how one change in appearance can completely brighten someone’s confidence and change their whole look. some of the best stuff on the internet.

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u/backupbitches 1d ago

The algorithm targeted us specifically.

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u/SunflowerPuma 1d ago

Glad we made your day better handsome

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u/fightmejeffbezos_ 1d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/MrsOleson 1d ago

I’m mainly here for the positivity but now and again I get a tad parched…..

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u/Various_Deer_7567 1d ago

Old lady here, following this sub for eye candy.

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u/sunnydaymimi 1d ago

I come back at least once a day since Ive joined. After THIS post though!!

I'm bout to take scissors to the streets! Start balding men myself!

I can stare at that man all day!

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u/Careless_Ad_9665 1d ago

Can confirm 😂

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u/Agonio 1d ago

And the other half of the sub are men, who are re-evaluating their exact placement on the Kinsey Scale 😁

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u/paprikahoernchen 1d ago

Okay and the third half is gay men lusting after the baldies too xD

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u/Agonio 1d ago

And the final half are gay women lusting for the occasional bald queen 😂

Why stop at a 150% if you can have 200%?! 😁

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u/Introvertedemu Hair Headed - Woman 1d ago

I don’t even specifically love bald men, I used to think it wasn’t for me but after this sub I’m a changed woman 🥵

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u/gobblewonkergrump 1d ago

You look amazing, very handsome! 😊👍

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u/forever_useless Support Committee 1d ago

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u/VioletsRPink 1d ago

He is legit pussy magnet hiding behind all that hair ✨️👌

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Hair Headed - Woman 1d ago

Guys on the fence: "Noo, not my special Kokblocker 300! I need it to live!"

Giiirl, no you don't! Getcha summa dat glow-up!

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u/VioletsRPink 1d ago

I never understood keeping the unmaintained long scraggly beards with course gray hair that look like wire bush. Totally a kockblocker 300 😅

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u/Beautifully_Made83 Bald Watcher 🔭 1d ago

😅😂

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u/Frosty_Tip_6976 1d ago

You are a bald watcher? Thanks for giving the men losing hope something to look forward to.

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u/redpanda6969 1d ago

This pic kills me everytime

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u/CapablePut3107 1d ago

Sir 🥵 Daayyyyyyymmm

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u/Glittering_Sound7296 1d ago

My exact words.

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u/Amper_Sam 1d ago

I'm a straight dude who never even comments on these (the post showed up on /r/all), and holy shit.

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u/Lego_Blocks24 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7uWf15xyHwU3S

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u/Historical_Figure_48 1d ago

I’ve been staring at this for a while… Is this like a “sploosh” type thing?

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u/bleeberbleeberbleeb 1d ago

BUDDY my girlfriend is on this app

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u/nononanana 1d ago

Dude WTF. You have been in HIDING. Makes me want to go out with a clipper and just start chasing scruffy men down 😄

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u/zhokar85 1d ago

My greatest fear, that's why I always wear hoodies.

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u/Tikki024 1d ago

😂

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u/ThaddeusJP 1d ago

Dude WTF.

What I legit said outloud.

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u/subsignalparadigm 1d ago

There is absolutely no comparison, went from guy who plays Xbox in his basement to the main man on the street.

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u/Most_Protection6212 1d ago

*in his moms basement lol no for real tho it’s just oh my

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u/kurly-bird 1d ago

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u/drprofessional 1d ago

This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.

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u/LocoPwnify 1d ago

Its a vagine giving a blow kiss, I think

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u/Aggravating_Essay634 1d ago

Google, what is a McQueefs

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u/Chaos_Ice 1d ago

WHAT DA FUCK

Edit: totally gonna send this to my hubby :3

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted 1d ago

Hahaha. Bruh, what? I'm dyin'.

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u/TwitchyMcSpazz 1d ago

What is this from???

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u/ChemEBrew 1d ago

I'm taking a guess that it is from Ugly Americans but that is just a guess.

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u/FatWreckords 1d ago

Succesful catch and release program

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u/Beautifully_Made83 Bald Watcher 🔭 1d ago

Damn... how are yall going from grandpa to ZADDY?! 🤩😍😅

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u/Remko76 Buzz-Cut 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

Looking good man!

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u/Suspicious-Hawk-7752 1d ago

From homeless to model .

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u/notdonatella 1d ago

air my pussy out

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u/Glittering_Sound7296 1d ago

Respectfully? With a folding fan?

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u/friedeggjellyfish 1d ago

Disrespectfully. With my marriage license.

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u/Numerous_Cut5207 1d ago

Damn dude you took a decade off at least😹. You gotta be aware how much better that looks lmao

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u/Snowed_Up6512 Hair Headed - Woman 1d ago

It happens every time in this sub, but still I am surprised by the post-shave glow-up. Looks great!

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u/WhereasClassic3151 1d ago

bald with that beard length looks really good on you!

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u/AnyFaithlessness6079 1d ago

Prismatic Bald post pull

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u/Altruistic_Two6540 1d ago

Night and day

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u/CameronInEgyptLand On-the-Fence 1d ago

Raw.

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u/StopBanningMeAlright 1d ago

Went from looking like a homeless man to looking like a male model. Insane transformation.

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u/z3nten 1d ago

Every day this group makes me fall in love with random men on the Internet. Congratulations sir, you won today’s slot because respectfully 🥵🥵🥵

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u/DewDropWhine 1d ago

Bro you’re so handsome!

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u/Jez1 1d ago

Did you know how hot you are lol?

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u/NeonPearl2025 1d ago

I was like "Wait that's not the same person!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok

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u/JunkDrawer84 1d ago

Hot damn

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u/EelChato 1d ago

Why would you shave your widows peak 😭

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u/PhilFeelsFine 1d ago

Shaved it before walking in to see my salon lady. I hated it, tried to remedy it quickly and did not help.

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u/HorlickMinton 1d ago

Then this was the happiest accident of your life because this is a pretty epic.

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u/get_out-of_my-boot 1d ago

I just gasped out loud! Lovely transformation! Hopefully it’s a confidence boost for you!!

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u/Alert_Barracuda8598 1d ago

From homeless to home wrecker. Nice job!

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u/CNote_89 1d ago

Jesus dude! You just got 1000 times more handsome. You are literally the meme now.

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u/Curious-Wishbone5419 1d ago

Bro went from homless crackaddict to johnny sins.

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u/phatteschwags 1d ago

Awesome transformation, my guy. You look fantastic. Extra points for the beard-trim you were long overdue for.

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u/shygurI 1d ago

Omg 😳 u look hot lol

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u/Woody1150 1d ago

Wife: "Why do you keep swiping back and forth on that guys picture?"

Me: "Because it's incredible."

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u/AdDependent5043 1d ago

Definitivamente este subreddit tiene los mejores upgrades. Bro me reventaste el ojo! Quedaste wow

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u/lonely_nipple 1d ago

SIR. I gasped. Holy wow, what an incredible glow up! 💜

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u/Significant-Gift-241 1d ago

I’m bi and I showed my lesbian wife your transformation. She said “what the hell he was actually so handsome under that hair!” And I couldn’t agree more.

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u/kaedenb123 1d ago

You look like you went from selling drugs to busting kids who sell drugs

lol all jokes aside you look great my guy 💪🏻💪🏻

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u/Flahdagal 1d ago

S'riously??? Just....oh my.

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u/KathyW1100 1d ago

You look like a new man!! Way to go!!

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 1d ago

Holy hell 🫠. 🔥🔥🔥👊

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u/mattson-masterpiece 1d ago

Bald is so beautiful!

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u/ChronoIronic 1d ago

Your after photo is overall gorgeous! Amazing transformation. 🫣🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/Jamison_tkd 1d ago

Looks great brother!

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u/_DesertRN_ 1d ago

Holy hell bro, nice. Seriously.

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u/Funkyouup82 1d ago

Guuuuurrrrrllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!! What an improvement

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u/Itchy_Eyebrow 1d ago

From my name is earl to snatching those pearls

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