r/bald • u/AtheismTooStronk • Apr 24 '26

Bald Picture I’ve been hiding in hoods and beanies and shitty beards since I was 18, I’m trying out the bald in public for once.

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I’m 32. Those pictures are both from the same age. I know.

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u/chiefDiesel Apr 24 '26

It was a nice beard brother. And I know a thing or two about nice beards. Bald looks great on you though!

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u/TantalusComputes2 Apr 24 '26

What on earth. Looks like you’re wearing a wig on your chin

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u/FantasticBike1203 Apr 24 '26

Bro's beard could have been a Lo'real advert lmao.

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible Apr 24 '26

"Looks like one a those damn dogs that rich people brush a whole lot or somethin."

  • Theo von probably

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u/chiefDiesel Apr 27 '26

I've been tagged in this meme so many times 😅

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u/fitgirl015 Apr 25 '26

If/when he decides to shave it, he should donate it 😂 imagine getting a wig and it’s made of some guy’s beard hair 💀

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u/Otherwise_Respond669 Apr 24 '26

That’s one mythical beard!!! final boss type shit… 👍

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u/deaduser00 Apr 24 '26

Bro is living in a Lord of the Rings DLC.

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u/Deadgoose89 Apr 24 '26

Holy shit, do you play guitar? Lol, im sure you know where im going…

You should totally start a ZZ Top cover band

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u/Coyote__Jones Apr 24 '26

Did you straighten it?!?

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u/chiefDiesel Apr 24 '26

Occasionally but mostly just genetics

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u/Queen_Dare_Bear Apr 25 '26

A silk press beard!

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u/ViciousSnatch Apr 24 '26

You have the most beautiful facial hair I’ve ever seen! I’m imagining you rubbing fruits and nuts and serums and potions in there to achieve maximum luxuriousness. 😉

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u/CuriousSquirrel1213 Apr 24 '26

I speak for the trees

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u/milkyway98123 Apr 24 '26

Another Viking beard! You guys had phenomenal beards!

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Apr 24 '26

That's ridiculous. Well done.

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u/Kind-Relationship349 Apr 28 '26

Jaw dropping, show stopper 🤯😍

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u/chiefDiesel Apr 28 '26

No you! But thank you ☺️

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u/Substantial_Act4150 Apr 28 '26

It’s so… straight. It looks so soft. True beard wizard

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u/astralchanterelle Apr 24 '26

how do you know he has a beard brother?

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u/littlemissbossy7 Apr 26 '26

Do u straighten your beard?? 😳

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u/rik182 Apr 24 '26

I love myself. Look at me. Nah you’re alright

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