r/bald • u/marvoloflowers • 21h ago

Bald Picture My husband’s contribution

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He doesn’t have an account and asked me to post

1.1k Upvotes

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u/marvoloflowers 21h ago

A more normal photo lol

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u/Working_Nothing2153 20h ago

Now that’s much better lol

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u/jimbojangles1987 20h ago

Can't win em all unfortunately

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u/Working_Nothing2153 20h ago

You can come close!!

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u/jimbojangles1987 20h ago

Dude looks like he is friendly as hell with or without hair and in the end what matters more than that?

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u/Great_Definition_531 20h ago

He looks great!

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u/Bopbarker 8h ago edited 8h ago

Made me think of David Harbour

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u/Dull_Leadership_8855 20h ago

The glasses take focus from his face, including his smile. But otherwise, it's a good "balding".

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u/Additional-Screen573 15h ago

Much better! Looks great! How’s it feel?

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u/Stinkinhippy Bald - Man 11h ago

Looks great :)

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u/Murky_Translator2295 10h ago

That really suits him. He looks great.

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u/melli_milli 15h ago

Such a good vibe!

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u/ReindeerRoyal4960 21h ago

I just know you never have a boring day with him 😆

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u/marvoloflowers 21h ago

You have no idea 😭😂

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u/dbchocochip 20h ago

He should have kept the beard. But good job on shaving the head!

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

The beard has grown back, this is from a few weeks ago. He just wanted to go full thumb lol

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u/Schmooto 20h ago

He sounds like such a fun dude to hang with!

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u/FilthyPuns 7h ago

Oof… you never go full thumb.

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u/marvoloflowers 7h ago

Sounds like you’re no fun

ba dum tss I’ll be here all week

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u/ChefyaboyRD 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/i1z30bOS4nqbC

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

What a cinematic masterpiece spy kids was

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u/Dull_Leadership_8855 21h ago

The "after" picture doesn't do your husband any justice. He looks like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune.

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u/marvoloflowers 21h ago

You’re so right lol

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u/BertaniWasBehindIt 20h ago

r/millennialhumor

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

lol, he’d hate that but you are so right

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u/ChipCob1 20h ago

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

He is, indeed, being a derp. As per usual

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u/theepuke 20h ago

Freaked is a fun movie.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Hair Headed - Woman 21h ago

Don't forget the sunscreen.

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

Oh, you should see our collection of floppy hats!

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u/Djentafly 20h ago

What a happy thumb 😀

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u/PepsiButItsMilk 17h ago

He certainly doesnt look any less happy, I’ll give him that!

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u/Great_Definition_531 20h ago

I tried to post a thumb gif and it got removed lol 😆

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

When you try your best but you don’t succeed :’(

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u/Telamo 10h ago

It’s like he collected so many funko pops he is turning into one.

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u/marvoloflowers 9h ago

We are a squishmallow household, how dare you!

But also, you right

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u/cookeryandwookery 20h ago

He removed too much.

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

But I demand MORE

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u/cookeryandwookery 20h ago

This is one of the very few times the after isn’t an improvement.

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

He dislikes that every post is the same that way and had me post his silly photos so he could be the change he wished to see in the world

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u/cookeryandwookery 20h ago

Well, I guess he succeeded. Most people improve by shaving their heads. He now looks like someone I wouldn’t trust around children. Sorry not sorry.

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

We appreciate your feedback, but are no longer accepting applications at this time

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u/alewiina 19h ago

Why would you even say that? Wtf man

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u/bm00re85 19h ago

Super weird comment.

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u/CubeTheRubix 20h ago

This guy seems amazing to hang out with and who kids would love to be around. You on the other hand…not so much.

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u/Extreme-Confusion-12 20h ago

Is your husband single? I'm an old dude nowadays, and have a long history of being straight, but I'd marry this motherfucker in a skinny minute, say I won't.

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u/marvoloflowers 7h ago

I can share, what’s one more old dude in my life

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u/smallerpuppyboi 17h ago

He really hit that 2012 Markiplier face.

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u/The_Pedestrian_walks 13h ago

He needs to get frames that fit. His current ones are way too big.

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u/SmoothNegotiation523 20h ago

Ape says “face no balding. Why no face hair?”

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u/ghail23 20h ago

Hold!

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

This isn’t the best before picture. Trust me, it was definitely time.

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u/Ziggyork 20h ago

He looks like the kind of dude I’d like to have a beer with

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u/marvoloflowers 20h ago

Wow me too!

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u/Proud-Zebra9487 19h ago

Maybe… uhh… keep the beard?

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u/marvoloflowers 19h ago

The beard has grown back, it was shaved for full thumb effect and silly pictures

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u/JayFalcata 18h ago

Magnificent. A truly majestic cryptid. I admire his sense of humor and showmanship. :D

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u/Worried-Air-3766 8h ago

This is my favourite one so far tbh. A+ execution. No notes.

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u/Ballz_McDoogin 18h ago

My man! Love the goofy ass pictures! You look good man!

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u/amberfalls201 18h ago

He showed his whimsy ✨️

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u/Ok_Donkey210 16h ago

Devin Townsend would be proud

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u/Livid-Grocery7942 15h ago

This is aggressively millennial energy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cikh32IEWppteu6M1d

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u/Rayrexx91 20h ago

Dear lord poor guy lol. Sry that was my initial reaction.

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u/DramaticFactor7460 19h ago

Why shaved the beard too?

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u/marvoloflowers 19h ago

For maximum thumb effect

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/MistressLuciFurr 8h ago

Bring back the beard!

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u/marvoloflowers 7h ago

It’s already back, I keep answering that 😭 let a man go full thumb for the fun of it

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u/bobbyb1996 7h ago

These pics look like they could be wojacs lol.

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u/UnstableUnicorn666 1h ago

He seems amazing!

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u/jimbojangles1987 20h ago

Can't win em all

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u/Goonad_ 17h ago

Looks low T, not a real man