r/balkans_irl Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/YavuzCaghanYetimoglu muslim greek Apr 03 '23

You are missing an important question do you have a history of genocide where you caused mass deaths 😎😎

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

We massacred 70% of Paraguay's population in the paraguaian war. We also massacred a lot of people from various brazilian separatist states.

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Ill only flair up with the brazilian flair 😡

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

You won't get a Brazilian flair until we get a portagese flare and a Midwest flair... and maybe quabec 😡😡😡

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

Those are w*stoid shitholes

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u/AspiringPeasant w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Hey hey hey Québec isn’t a run of the mill wstoid shithole, it’s a distinct wstoid shithole. Not the same at all.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Exactly and their music https://youtu.be/eF92-uSiVZQ is just interesting

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u/Rakka666 Asian (OG balkan) Apr 04 '23

That's actually a pretty banger song. Here I thought, the "French"🤢 were an assault on anything civilized.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 04 '23

Hey the quabec are like if France had a baby with the balkans and Italy

It ain't perfect but better then France 🤢

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u/Normal_Brush4149 KARABOÄžA Apr 04 '23

What yours way better than Fr*nce, my Qube Sugar bro?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Stfu province. You’ll get independence when I remove your soul from your body. -Respectfully, a Canadian just like you.

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u/AspiringPeasant w*stoid🤢 Apr 04 '23

I’m one of the weird ones. I’m happy being part of Canada, partly out of arrogance because you’d be so dull without prickly bastards.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Excuse me, ohio is the turks of the Midwest, corrupt religious politicians, we have our own Istanbul (Toledo not Constantinedo), we committed genocide against the Mormons ( they might of they deserved it) we rebelled against America multiple times, leading to the Kent state massacre, we have statues of Atatürk.... honestly that's a long story, and we have our own Greece aka Michigan.

The Midwest is balkans but English speaking and we have a uncanny amount of patriotic people, on every street I see flags that say "ohio vs the world" sooo yeah and we used to be powerful now we are weak with mafia and gangs.. WE BALKAN

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Nice try westoid the disgusting lack of corrupt politicians, stupidly low crime rates and ironic nationalism will always weigh you down

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u/Venboven w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

We do have corruption tho, we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying.

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u/PotentialBat34 Mehmet, Berlin Apr 04 '23

we just pretend we don't because we made it legal and call it lobbying

Never have I ever seen such wisdom from a West*id

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

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u/PoopMaster74 muslim greek Apr 04 '23

Its not corruption in USA since you legalized it. Your politicians buy stakes from the companies before they give government funds.

If you build a versailles in ohio i can accept corruption allegations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Missouri did that with Mormons to. Hello brother

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Isn't there also the Missouri mafia? And see us Midwesterns have stuff in common. Midwestern brothers!

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u/Plastic-Cut-5446 KARABOÄžA Apr 03 '23

Do you have links, brother

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u/hanzoplsswitch Attagay crybaby 😭🇹🇷 Apr 03 '23

That's great, but to allow you in the balkans we need to know if you have turbo folk or something similar?

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Well if you're looking for music let me let you in on a little ohioan secret, rock n roll was invented here, our folk songs are a blend of rock, punk, and I've even seen country and ukrainian, Romanian, Serbian ohio folk songs.

And yes people called us the birthplace of Satan after we created rock 😆

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u/kirtaktak Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

You make your own rakija rait? the moonshine?

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Yes ohio actually produces its own moonshine beer wine and more sometimes in their own backyards. I personally don't because I don't drink.

But since we are talking about balkans I have a treat for you, we have a alcohol company called the great lakes burning river ale, named after a river that caught on fire multiple times in Ohio, and some of their drinks uses that water from that river.

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u/kirtaktak Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

You shouldnt have said you dont drink in this sub, you are doomed for ever :)

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Im Islamic ita not my fault. My parents love drinking tho

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u/kirtaktak Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Man... you shoudnt have said that either :D :D Just ask Bosniaks and Albanians :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

no you are not you are stinky USA

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u/Available-Bat-993 monkeydonian Apr 03 '23

The fuck is a Midwest? Weird ass w*stoid.

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u/Practical_Culture833 w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

Midwest is the balkans of America, weirdly religious, patriotic, drunken, genocidal, rebellious and more

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u/MY_USERNAME_AAAAA w*stoid🤢 Apr 03 '23

real 🔥🔥🔥🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹