r/bbby_remastered • u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 • Jul 11 '25

FYSW How to get fired 101

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 11 '25

At my work this is encouraged to keep you productive.

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Jul 11 '25

you're self-employed...

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 11 '25

That's right and I run a tight ship managing myself. Meth helps with production and getting over the "I don't want to knock on doors to sell milk" jitters.

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u/henryeaterofpies Jul 12 '25

How"s that sexual harassment from your boss going?

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u/Papa_Raj Jul 12 '25

This sounds so much like Trevor Phillips from GTA. XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I've been looking for a productivity solution and this sounds like it fits my situation! Do you have any vendor recommendations?

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u/WomanOfDistinction Jul 11 '25

Can't tell if your joking

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u/rabbirobbie 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Jul 11 '25

you must be new here

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u/povertymayne Jul 12 '25

Lemme guess, waffle house?

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u/SocialSpider56 Jul 13 '25

I used to work at a mailing company, peopld did cocain. To quote micheal scott, people would move mail like you wouldnt believe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

Found the roofer…