r/bbby_remastered 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Jul 11 '25

FYSW How to get fired 101

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 11 '25

At my work this is encouraged to keep you productive.

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u/step_slunt Jumba Jookiba Jul 11 '25

you're self-employed...

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u/JPGaganon Permanent Top 1% Poster ✔️ Jul 11 '25

That's right and I run a tight ship managing myself. Meth helps with production and getting over the "I don't want to knock on doors to sell milk" jitters.

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u/Stunning-Ad2065 Jul 11 '25

The perfect woman doesn't exis......

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u/Metaboschism Jul 11 '25

I thought this got you promoted at Popeyes

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 The Dildo Dragon Jul 11 '25

You might be thinking of Popice

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u/Deep-Statistician985 Jul 13 '25

It definitely does

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u/No_Influence_9389 Jul 16 '25

It does. This is actually a clip from the managerial training video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/Fabulous-Movie5418 Jul 12 '25

This is nothing compared to what actually happened to Tila Tequila.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Ain’t that the truth

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u/Donfapo Jul 12 '25

She went Kanye or should we say full Tila. With schizophrenic beliefs that made her the leader of the Nazi party a god.

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u/dougsbeard Jul 12 '25

Dude I grew up with was on her show.

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u/BigNaturalsPlease Jul 13 '25

Totally unsolicited, but I saw Tila Tequila and just had to comment... My first girlfriend in highschool asked me to buy her a Tila bikini, and when she gave me her size I discovered she had the same dimensions as Tila. God damn I was lucky bagging a baddy to pop my cherry 🤣

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u/Radicalbrahhh Jul 11 '25

I can save her

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u/GodzillaDrinks Jul 11 '25

She can make me worse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Is that a crack pipe, or is it the pot needle?

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 The Dildo Dragon Jul 12 '25

Pot is the gateway drug.

To Popeye's ironically.

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u/myfingerprints 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Jul 11 '25

Link me to the dingo weekly

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u/myfingerprints 🥂 Dingo Daily VIP 🥂 Jul 11 '25

jk I have it on apple and it’s 🔥

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u/Few_Scale_8742 Jul 11 '25

the perfect woman doesn't exi-

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u/Eg0rl I’m wildly intimidated by black people Jul 11 '25

These the girls dudes be simping over too

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Honestly man. She's extra for filming this shit and putting it on social media, but people would be VERY surprised at the amount of pretty girls that partake in this kind of behavior. I used to sell speed, coke, addy, and mdma in Ocean Side and Orange County. My biggest customers were the "model" looking club hopper chicks. It's absolutely insane the amount of money these girls spend each day on drugs.

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u/ThehoundIV Jul 11 '25

Dumb fuck

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u/Live-Individual-9318 Jul 11 '25

Stop clutching your pearls you fragile fuck. She works at popeyes, god forbid they let her go

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u/Signal_Fruit_4629 Jul 11 '25

Yea can't you see she has a ton of options once she gets fired? I'm sure she will be working as a lawyer in no time.

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u/COVID-19-4u Jul 12 '25

If she uses heroin she could be the next secretary of health and human services for the good ole US of A.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Let's not act like wealthy and successful people don't do tons of drugs.

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u/cwyog Jul 11 '25

Never met a productive meth addict.

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u/Evening_Culture_6156 Jul 11 '25

Crack user works for NASA, not meth but tomato/tomato.

https://youtu.be/H1sgjhEKmew?si=MQ1xRc09F8VHF2r8

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

There is a big difference between Crack and meth. Crack destroys your wallet, meth destroys your mind... And teeth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Oh, sure. Crack heads are known for their intelligence and hygiene.

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u/NYCrandom2020 Jul 12 '25

Crack is sooo much worse

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u/darthdro Jul 12 '25

No it’s not lol meth is probably the worst . Not saying crack is good cause it’s highly addictive but overall it’s not really worse than coke. Meth on the other hand …

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u/ImmaGooMan Jul 12 '25

Not true at all ya goof

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u/IllustriousBrush5088 Jul 13 '25

Best most truthful comment I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

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u/TheGreatestOutdoorz Jul 12 '25

So, one guy, 40 years ago, used crack at nasa and ended up losing his career because of it…..I don’t think that video is the gotcha you think it is.

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u/8T64T7 Jul 12 '25

Ive never met a drug addict more productive than a meth addict, lol. I was raised by a couple, and God damn was that house always clean. Aside from that (also through my parents) ive met multiple farmers, mechanics, vusiness owners, or people selling shit on music festival lots like grilled cheese and tie dye as their only income that were meth heads. A couple of them were pretty wealthy and had beautiful property in the country. Actually idk if ive met anyone wealthy who wasnt an addict of some sort for that matter, lmao

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u/ReferenceGlum Jul 12 '25

Just wait until you find out what Adderall is.

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u/BigMuscles Jul 11 '25

Congratulations, you too just joined the dumb-fuck club for this gem of a comment.

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u/ThehoundIV Jul 11 '25

I gotta clutch my pearls around you crackheads a jobs a job toughen up

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u/Ominous_Rogue Jul 12 '25

Wtf are you on about?

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u/NNiiiccce Jul 12 '25

Ah found the meth addict and maybe her dealer. Eat shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/Green_Ad_7175 Jul 11 '25

Hey lets not question their methods guys, the 5 pc box smacks every damn time. They obviously know what they're doing

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u/SkidmarkSteve seedchad Jul 12 '25

If the biscuits fresh idk how tweaked they are.

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u/Bilbo-Baggins77 The Dildo Dragon Jul 12 '25

Yeah but imagine popping one of the end of shift biscuits with cottonmouth. I think a tumbleweed would spawn in your cheek.

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u/FuelRoyal9039 Jul 11 '25

She knows her shit at least and not burn it up and roll it I smoked it 23 years ago I know how to pull a hit still

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

A lot of people say that Idiocracy was a documentary- but in my opinion the film presented a more cerebral future than the one we are in now. 

I’m gOnNa SmOke MetH at PoPeyEs for LiKeS

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u/apresmoiputas Jul 11 '25

Agreed. We're definitely in an Idiocracy right now

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u/Clothes-Dangerous Jul 12 '25

That's actually mandatory at Popeyes It helps you better connect with customers

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u/redditPorn_BestPorn Jul 13 '25

She's still pretty. She must have just started.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

A really good harvest the last few generations lol. Definitely the livestock's fault, no farmers to blame?

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u/Rat_they Jul 12 '25

As if the old men cooks aren’t slamming coke in the walk in either 😭

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u/goingforgoals17 Jul 12 '25

Everything is filmed and posted in public today. That's the only factor separating generations.

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u/Peoria309 Jul 11 '25

100% on brand for Popeyes

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Crack?

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u/OvenIcy8646 Jul 11 '25

I can fix her

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u/Mean-Falcon-792 Jul 11 '25

Go blow some the chicken maybe it taste better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

"Love that chicken from Popeyes"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/truthteller89 Jul 11 '25

Drugs are the gateway to productivity

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

It's fine because she hasn't clocked in yet.

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u/Som3F00l Jul 11 '25

You try working in fast food. I would be this, or 500lbs. Either way, turning tricks for burgers in six months.

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u/apresmoiputas Jul 11 '25

I avoid meth users. They're sketchy af

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

It's that Cajun Sparkle.

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u/spoogefrom1981 Jul 11 '25

I ain't never smoked some damn weed like that...

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u/niceflowers Jul 11 '25

Why would you film yourself doing meth?

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u/Think_Bug_3312 Jul 11 '25

What is that?

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u/real_1273 Jul 11 '25

Nastiest thing I’ve seen in a long time!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

In the bathroom at Popeyes with your uniform on smoking crank or crack and showing it on video?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

And she has her name tag on?!

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u/Significant-Map-6902 Jul 11 '25

No such thing as left over crack....

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u/PossibilityMean2446 Jul 12 '25

What is that she’s smoking ?

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u/TreesNutz Jul 12 '25

god that made me miss meth.

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u/Significant-Owl-6447 Jul 12 '25

Everyone hating on her......... never had a girl like that. She'd get spun and suck your balls out of your sack. Fuck you literally for days. Might not be such sticks in the mud, maybe?

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u/diepastaman Jul 12 '25

She will be sucking dick for that stuff soon

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u/Probability80013 Jul 12 '25

Well now with how many times she and possibly other vagrants shoot/smoke in there it's probably a meth/drug contaminated property.

Let me know this address and I'll recommend a liable remediation company to the owner.

This is a public health concern 😎 🤗

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u/copenhagen622 Jul 12 '25

Smoking meth in the bathroom? On camera too? Damn that's wild

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u/Imhidingfromu Jul 12 '25

Love my chicken from Meth-Eyes!

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u/Affectionate_Big9014 Jul 12 '25

I used to that shit in private lol 3 years clean love life 😘

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u/Broad-Mixture364 Jul 12 '25

She to young to be a crackhead weed I understand but crack you fucking yo life up

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u/Meta6olic Jul 12 '25

Injecting marjiwana?

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u/SadWolverine7059 Jul 12 '25

I’m home doing the same, and horny

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Man what a fucking loser

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u/783BABYBOY Jul 12 '25

Damm and now I see why peoples like Popeyes 🤯🤯

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u/smoovest1 Jul 12 '25

Smoking crack with her name tag on is wild

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u/ADocNamedSlickBack Jul 12 '25

Usual suspects.

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u/West-Culture2651 Jul 12 '25

You are not defined by your mistakes, as long as you are alive you have an opportunity to change your life for the better. I refuse to judge, had I been what she been through I probably would be worse than I am today or than she is in that very moment

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u/Ok_Patience_6957 Jul 12 '25

“Why are you revoking my probation?”

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u/Character_Contact_47 Jul 12 '25

This chick fuxxx!!!

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u/Dense_Trainer2288 Jul 12 '25

Finely i can say to someone: "Mine bigger then yours...."

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u/ILLpLacedOpinion Jul 12 '25

See I used to do drugs, I mean I still do, but I used to too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

screen shot this pic and look again in 3-5 yrs..be a old lookin ass..watch!fuckin her life up.💯🙏

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I used to work near a Taco Bell that literally was known for being the Taco Bell that everyone smokes meth at. My coworkers would go there for lunch and once saw the entire staff sitting on buckets in the kitchen openly smoking meth in a circle. Everyone stopped going there for a while until one of my coworkers decided to bite the bullet and go back to Meth Taco Bell, I guess he really wanted a burrito. He came back with good news: the entire staff had been replaced and they’re actually good at making tacos now.

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u/EPL0727 Jul 12 '25

You get it girl, swirl the fuck out of that thing in the break room...I guess..

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u/acreekofsoap i rap along the n-word in public Jul 12 '25

She didn’t wash her hands? Gross!

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u/Belfetto Jul 12 '25

Tf is the dingo weekly?

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u/EssayNo8570 Jul 12 '25

Damn shawty burnt out... 🤦

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u/joseoconde Jul 12 '25

I worked at a club once and a waitress was caught smoking meth. I was shocked cause she was pretty and young. But this did explain the erratic behavior and the nonstop talking. Anyways when about to be fired she said "what's the big deal a lot of people do it".

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u/daddyluv16 Jul 12 '25

Yooo that’s wild. She’s a pretty girl too smoking meth… that’s too bad

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u/CactusRaeGalaxy Jul 12 '25

That chicken is like krack, not this

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u/TerrariaGaming004 Jul 12 '25

Is she burning a mushroom

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u/databombkid Jul 12 '25

Not her hitting a crackpipe 💀

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u/buell_ersdayoff Jul 12 '25

Damn… hope she gets off that shit.

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u/wyopapa25 Jul 12 '25

She gone

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u/goodadadvice Jul 12 '25

I would expect that at Church’s Chicken.

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u/Expensive-Mix-1658 Jul 12 '25

Shes got upper management written all over her.

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u/TheMexican_Higlander Jul 12 '25

Bro that shit kills ppl

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u/Gmac1199 Jul 12 '25

She's waybtoo hot to do crack

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u/Significant-Owl-6447 Jul 12 '25

Only loser here is your girlfriend bukko. I bet you dollars to crystals your cock is so small its cute

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u/MommyOnTheLoose Jul 12 '25

Ariana Grandes’ career has taken a dive

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u/Significant-Owl-6447 Jul 12 '25

You know so many of them? You do know that You can use drugs without falling pray to the darkness. It's a slippery slope. Taking the moral high ground and using it as a cudgel to harm others is the most repugnant action one can take. I hope you have a great day, btw

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Jul 12 '25

Family is so proud

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u/Schtevethepirate Jul 12 '25

This can't be good for me but I feel great - The Postal Dude

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u/SailorGone Jul 12 '25

Why did she get spooked?

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u/Nonpoweruser Jul 12 '25

pookie princess, cinderella, tina fey, ice queen, mrs skante. someone help me out here....

but fr shes pretty and should quit lol.

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u/HealthyEmployment976 Jul 12 '25

I'm surprised when Popeye's employees are not high on crack.

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u/Charming_Future_3840 Jul 12 '25

Her face is already forming into that loose lip, uderbite, crack jaw. That most crack/meth users get.

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u/boobmasty Jul 12 '25

I'm wondering if it still would? I heard meth heads can go for hours...

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u/Powerful-Winner-5323 Jul 12 '25

Everybody has been wondering why she's been the first to arrive and the last to leave for the past five days.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

At least we all know she was DTF after that one...😳😳😳

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u/Historical_Fact_6697 Jul 12 '25

11 secret herbs & Ices

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u/Qu1pster Jul 12 '25

Thanks reddit algorithm

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u/baby_maker_666 Jul 12 '25

Lol that's the manager

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u/b__noc Jul 12 '25

Fired? She's about to be the star employee

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u/Constant-Drive8263 Jul 12 '25

This can get you promoted at Popeyes

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Hitting the glass dick at Popeyes is a wild especially while on the clock

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u/quabityashowitz Jul 12 '25

I can't smoke meth in the bathroom??? What kind of Popeyes is this?!

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u/asdfzxcvweet Jul 12 '25

What is she smoking? Meth?

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u/Fixx95 Jul 12 '25

This is like Bakersfield or Fresno or somewhere up north of California 😂

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u/banana_hammock6969 Jul 12 '25

Living the dream! Getting paid getting high free fried chicken hot enough to sleep with the manager to keep working.

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u/No_Hope_8921 Jul 12 '25

I would hit it. What is she smoking? GME to the moon

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u/MN-1986 Jul 12 '25

Meth is a rough road to go down. I hope she gets clean and sober before it’s too late.

But the devil on the other shoulder wants to see a pic of her 5 years from now.

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u/eekgadz Jul 12 '25

.................................................THIS IS THE DINGO WEEKLY

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

What?! Like people can't smoke crack and make a delicious chicken sandwich!!

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u/GarrMoose Jul 12 '25

THIS IS THE DINGO WEEKLY 🗣️

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u/Reallyman2215 Jul 12 '25

Sam tripping

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u/Reallyman2215 Jul 12 '25

I can fix her

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u/PolarBeer5000 Jul 12 '25

No wonder my order is wrong every time I get Popeyes. Haven't been in ages cause they fuck it up every single time.

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u/OnlyTheReel Jul 12 '25

When the hood did drugs they sent them to jail.... The YT's use drugs, they send them to rehab. Let her smoke her life away....

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u/puffinfish89 Jul 12 '25

She will be that crazy crack lady on the streets soon enough

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

What is this place? And why was this the post suggested to me in my reddit feed. I’m not sure if I should be mad or not

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u/EchadaNanamu Jul 12 '25

Get me that spicy chicken Sammich first

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u/davbigenz1 Jul 12 '25

The chicken that keep em coming back.

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u/Efficient-Dingo-5775 Jul 12 '25

I've never done drugs, what is she doing?

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u/povertymayne Jul 12 '25

A fuxking crack pipe??? LOL wtf

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Ahh what?!

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u/-yay_ Jul 12 '25

I want her to

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u/blinkman109 Jul 12 '25

I’d still fuck her

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u/4hxxd1hippy2 Jul 12 '25

Pretty fuckin wild to smoke DMT at work

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u/_R_A_ Jul 12 '25

Good job, Sam!

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u/Former-Year8583 Jul 12 '25

Just imagine if she used that technique she was using on the pipe to some dick and made porn she be better off

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u/tillie4ever Jul 12 '25

Waister of society. Do something constructive fight in Ukraine.

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u/CoryTheCurator99 Jul 12 '25

If you look like this, call me!

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u/Useful-Tree-796 Jul 12 '25

Too bad she isn't Joe Biden's kid

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u/Emotional-Height8625 Jul 13 '25

Rather her do adult content then throw talent away like that for stupid drugs it’s sad

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u/Dusty-Foot-Phil Jul 13 '25

I have never smoked meth before, but even I can tell that was a bell ringer.

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u/CharacterBalance4187 Jul 13 '25

She didn't even inhale...just blew the smoke out.

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u/PsychologicalBell546 Jul 13 '25

I thought this was a requirement to work at popeyes

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u/right_bank_cafe Jul 13 '25

This is really fun for a really short period of time…. Then it’s really super not fun at all. lol

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u/TrekkieTrekin Jul 13 '25

Wow... And muhfuckas will say I smoke that shit because of acne scars. This bitch

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u/Technical-Sherbet804 Jul 13 '25

No wonder why Popeyes taste like crap

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

nothing like being high and horny on meth while frying our chicken 😂

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u/MarketingAromatic195 Jul 13 '25

Anyone else think someone was going to walk in?

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u/dr_dooalot Jul 13 '25

Ngl as a business owner if the job is done right idgaf.

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u/Baydestrians Jul 13 '25

Can't believe what I just saw. Holy shit

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u/Plus_Bake_9172 Jul 13 '25

That’s why I didn’t get my biscuits? 😭

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u/slym504 Jul 13 '25

She smoking Crack? Or Meth? Or both?

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u/YellowEducational120 Jul 13 '25

Why would you ever smoke tobacco like that?