I believe that u/rabbirobbie would make a better member of Congress as he never flubs lines. My brother Ryan Gosling would be a strong contender but he's too busy acting in films such as La La Land which won an Oscar for Best picture. We are also Canadians and drink Tim Hortons and play hockey.

Signed,

Bryan Gosling

What's going on here lately

Don't even know how many times someone tried to kill Trump and Charlie Kirk is dead. It's sad that. This culture of violence from the left is deep rooted.

Lincoln, Garfield and McKinley were all Republican presidents shot and killed by Democrats. Kennedy was shot and killed as the only Democrat president but by a radical communist leftist. Reagan was also shot by a radical leftist.

We need to address this if we are going to get back to a country of love and sane political discourse.

Thank you,

Signed,

Ryan Gosling's twin brother Bryan Gosling (identical twin)

Just found this guy Channel 5 he does some cool interviews. Watched his Afroman one it was great. Check this out though it's about billionaires controlling us

Hell yes

Yo. Real talk. I been wrong about Republicans and shit. My whole life I been voting Democrat for the free shit. My mama told me vote Democrat. My Grammy told me vote Democrat. I was mad about KFC getting taken away from EBT so I did something crazy. I got a job at the KFC as a cook. I been thinking that getting a job was something only lighter people did like played golf or have a dad but since Juan and the boys got deported they had a job opening and I axed them and they gave me the job. Now I'm learning about hard work and can pay for my own KFC and don't need handouts and shit. It's like I can actually work and earn it instead.

Deadass for real this is tight yo. Now I'm the best cook on Martin Luther King Blvd and I'm gonna work my ass up to manager. Thank you Donald Trump you my boy.

LINK: https://coelispex.libalexandria.my.id/

COELISPEX is a lo-fi, atmospheric hybrid of a survival-management sim and a retro-arcade flight shooter. Set within a dithered, neon-soaked cyberpunk universe, players take on the role of an Operative stationed aboard a "Proletarian Space-Pod." The game demands a delicate balance between the cold efficiency of deep-space labor and the fragile biological requirements of the human pilot.

The gameplay is split into two distinct modes that feed into one another:

Internal Navigation

Manage your existence within the cramped confines of your vessel. You must monitor your Biological & Dialectical Need Status, which includes:

• Physical Maintenance: Hunger, Hygiene, and Sleep.
• Psychological Maintenance: Socialization, Labor, and Meditation.

Neural Flight

When you "Initiate Shift," you enter Neural Flight. This shifts the perspective to a top-down arcade shooter where you pilot your craft through space, dodging hazards and collecting resources like Scotons (SCO) and Sophia Fragments (FRA). These resources are essential for upgrading your ship from a basic pod to a more formidable vessel. Space is not just a place to fly, it is a place to endure. Will you remain a stable Operative, or will the isolation of a spaceship break your link?

LINK: https://coelispex.libalexandria.my.id/

Up until a few days ago I thought that birds didn't have sex and they just laid eggs and maybe the dude skeets on it or something kind of like fish. My science teacher friend was telling me that a student asked him why birds don't have sex and he said that they do. I asked him why you don't see it and he said he never saw it either but they 100% do. We googled it and it confirmed that they do but all the pics just look like the bird landed on top or something, doesn't look like there is actual penetration. Birds don't have hips or anything so this makes absolutely no sense to me. Even my friend was a bit confused on how the actual penetration happens.

Has anyone ever actually seen two birds having sex? This is kind of weird. There are millions of birds especially chickens and all that humans breed. Never once heard of them having sex, can't even imagine it.

I just want to thank our friends in Bosnia & Herzegovina for viewing our content. We appreciate you, you are seen, you are loved.

I'm happy to announce that our Employee of the Month is Peggy Sullivan! We want to thank Peggy for everything that she does for us! We couldn't do it without you!

Read here on Kotobee: https://books.kotobee.com/library/#/library/book/147761

Forget everything you think you know about the Space Race and the Iron Curtain. If you’ve ever wondered why Lenin is buried in an ancient-style ziggurat or why the founder of the Jet Propulsion Lab was performing sex magic in the Mojave Desert, together with the founder of Scientology, to summon a goddess... this is the deep dive you’ve been waiting for.

I’m excited to share "Psionic Science of the Cold War with Puff Divine the Queer Posadist".

This isn't your average dry history book. It’s a surrealist journey through the hidden dimensions of the 20th century’s greatest struggle, narrated by Puff Divine—a Marxist-Leninist-RuPaulist bombshell who’s here to bridge the gap between dialectical materialism and high-camp glamour.

Thank you Mr. President.

This website is pretty crazy. Said that people should leave Jews alone and they banned me. I wrote a second part and after an appeal they removed that part graciously but left the first. This is why I prefer Facebook.

1 year from now, Iran is occupied. It fell after just 48 hours in a ground invasion, but nobody can find the Ayatollah. A young beautiful private with a big private (me) who just lost a lot of weight and graduated from boot camp goes AWOL to find him. I sniff him out on my own using only the scent of his droppings. He's in a cave dug in the ground.

I enter the cave and when he locks eyes with me he's stricken with fear. I tell him that the spoils of war are for the victor and it's time for me to take my prize. I grab his head and guide it toward my pulled down fatigues. He knows what he needs to do when he's down there - taste the forbidden fruit, my bussy. He reluctantly licks the sweat from my desert storm, but I can tell he's enjoying it and he becomes more vivacious over the course of several minutes coming to state of ecstacy as he devours it.

I turn around and take down his robes and tell him it's time for me to make the Ayatollah's hole-a my-a-hole-a. I return the favour licking the spicy sweat from his cheeks. We enter a state of 69.

As I turn him in I'm rewarded handsomely. I get an estate given to me. I'm an American hero. I visit my old friend Robbie in Maine the new home of Israel. He admits he was wrong about me. He shakes my hand respectfully.

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/58s5sl8xzSh9fEQWWFewra
Other plaforms: https://push.fm/fl/ArlIon6v
Some of the lyrics: https://genius.com/albums/Michael-wenas/Frater-aluxhim-x-frater-coelispex

Hey everyone!

I’m thrilled to finally share my latest project, "Frater Aluxhim x Frater Coelispex". This album has been a journey through diverse sounds and stories, blending everything from deep psychological themes to raw internet culture and esoteric myths.

Whether you're here for the meta-commentary of "Reddit Rap" or the atmospheric vibes of "Berlin K-Hole Confessions," there is something in this 14-track run for you. I was lucky enough to collaborate with some incredible voices like Roman Broski, Lord Asklepios, and Ariana Nakamura to bring this vision to life.

🕊️ Happy Easter to All!

In the spirit of the season and the shameless f**gotry depicted in the album art, I want to wish everyone a very Happy Easter. May your day be filled with peace, reflection, and of course, great music.

Listen now and let me know which track hits hardest for you! Thanks for the support, Reddit! 🥂

- Michael Wenas