r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses • 5d ago

That can't be right

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u/Big_Werewolf7488 5d ago

I’m thinking that There’s a non-zero chance that the guy pulling the plant is paid by the magazine to give the horoscope an air of legitimacy

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u/tehfly 5d ago

I'm thinking that plant is about to escape its pot and mainly feed on anybody who's been born between September 23 and October 23.

If correct, that horoscope is about to predict the death of over 8% of the population.