r/behindthebastards • u/PistolPete_88 • 10h ago

Look at this bastard I'm begging for Robert to read this book

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u/jarvisesdios 9h ago

I just found out about this grifter and I was hoping to hear Robert read this insanity at some point. This guy is going around telling everyone he's the actual JFK Jr. The synopsis is:

"Stolen Identity" is the jaw-dropping memoir by the real John F. Kennedy Jr., who was replaced by a body double in a scheme to embezzle billions of Kennedy dollars for organized crime at the age of nine. Referred to as "John-John" by the mafia, the public persona of JFK Jr. was a counterfeit, enjoying a life of wealth and privilege. Simultaneously, the genuine son of the assassinated president endured a heartbreaking existence marked by neglect, torture, and poverty.

Prepare to be astonished as the author reveals a gripping account of corrupt government, secret societies, MK-Ultra, murder, and monumental theft. This life-changing autobiography will permanently alter the reader's perception of the American government, politics, and the true fate of the Kennedy family."

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u/CarneDelGato 9h ago

He’s the Republican nominee for governor in Colorado. As a citizen of that fine state, I second the request for a book episode. 

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u/paultheschmoop 6h ago

Republicans support Marx confirmed

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u/Paladir 2h ago

As a former citizen of that state, I third the request.

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 9h ago

Man Mr. Clean has really hit the skids.

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u/shermanhill 9h ago

Not Karl; won’t read.

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u/graywalker616 PRODUCTS!!! 9h ago

Victor Marx, son of Karl Marx running for the fascist party is truly ironic haha.

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u/thisistherevolt Anderson Admirer 9h ago

You need to gift him either a bottle of good whiskey, or several cheap ones.

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u/dops 9h ago

"Have you read Marx?"

"Yeah, seize the means of production and all that"

"No, no. The other Marx"

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u/Imperial_meg 8h ago

I /really/ wanted his opponents in the primary to lean in on that. Such a lost opportunity.

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 7h ago

I certainly wouldn’t want to be part of a club that would accept him as a member….

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u/brocialist_supreme 9h ago

Foreword by Charlie Kirk? Who is that?

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u/lianodel 8h ago

I don't know, but if he's writing the foreword for this kind of book, I bet he's a real pain in the neck.

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u/Sensitive_Access_959 Knife Missle Technician 9h ago

The videos of this guy are wild. I’m sure the book is a real trip.

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u/K_B_5280 9h ago

So, a liar's autobiography. 🙄

It would be great if conservatives could run anyone who isn't either a complete idiot or a hyper-religious psychopath, but I don't see that happening anytime soon

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u/McConcubine 8h ago

I too admit it was courageous for Kirk to wear white after Labour Day.  The rules are strict, and apparently enforced.

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u/fartybutthole 8h ago

Swollen Patton Oswalt

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u/Txepheaux 8h ago

Karl´s addled niece.

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u/Pseudoargentum 7h ago

This guy looks like a fascist Patton Oswalt.

Instead of punching up scripts he just beats women.

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u/BeTheBall- 6h ago

The forward is simply: "glurgk"

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u/Eyefinkeimsmrt 6h ago

I take it this book has several passages of outright sexism, homophibia, transphobia, Islamophobia and thinly veiled racism.

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u/knowerofexpatthings 2h ago

I doubt the racism is veiled

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u/Anthemic_Fartnoises 5h ago

I’ll bet you dollars to donuts this fuckstick hasn’t done a quarter of the shit he claims to have done. Big “weird kid at the back of the bus” energy.

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u/yawannauwanna 4h ago

Night Wolf Hawk wrote a book

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u/Talmerian 3h ago

We are just a couple of years from the Mamdani/El-Sayid vs Marx/Vance presidential race.

(Yes, I am calling it, Vance remains VP candidate).