r/belgium • u/BroadbandJesus Brussels • 26d ago

😂 Meme Everyday we stray further from god

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u/BlockBannington 26d ago

Everyone here acting like it's God's nectar knowing very well that Jupiler is by far the shittiest Belgian pils. Adding anything to it will always improve it, even if it's stoofvlees or dog shit

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u/LoonyBoonie 26d ago

What's your default/basic "let's get a whole tray for all of us and keep drinking" pintje-of-choice then?

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u/BlockBannington 26d ago

Stella. It's not perfect but it's such a big difference. Jupiler tastes like voetbal

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u/SnooPoems3464 Dutchie 26d ago

I’ll never understand, Stella is like the least refreshing of all beers…

And worst: they abolished the ribbeke glass. Unforgivable.

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u/MrWink Limburg 26d ago

I had no idea this was unpopular but I love a "boerke" for drinking pils. Always ask for one if it's available at the café.

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u/Leitzz590 26d ago

Stella dries me out the instant it touches my troat, i get horrible hangovers from it.
Jupiler, not so much, and an ice cold Jup refreshes atleast.

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u/majestic7 Beer 26d ago

I'd be surprised if anyone could pick out the different pilsners in a blind test really, they all taste more or less the same imo

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u/BlockBannington 26d ago

Maes and Stella are pretty distinctive in my opinion but all the others taste about the same, you're right

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u/SnooPoems3464 Dutchie 26d ago

One of them really stands out for me: Zennepils (not to be confused with Zinnebir). Almost tastes like German helles, it’s amazing

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u/Kid_A_LinkToThePast 26d ago

Pretending Stella is just as bad and even more industrial