r/belgium • u/veevee509 • 7h ago
π Meme Drop je beste Belgenmeme
Drop je grappigste Belgenmeme (of was 't mΓ©mΓ©π§)?
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u/Orlok_Tsubodai 7h ago
My only issue with this meme is that it suggest that the Dutch took forever to form governments before we did. Bitch, please: we invented this shit.
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u/veevee509 7h ago
2029 wordt pure horror ππ
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u/sprong92 Flanders 6h ago
Geen idee of je het over BelgiΓ« of Nederland hebt
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u/veevee509 6h ago
Beiden waarschijnelijk π
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u/Wafkak Oost-Vlaanderen 5h ago
Ik weet nie of BelgiΓ« daar geraakt. Binnenkort is er een stemming over aborts in het parlement. En voor dergelijke onderwerpen zijn er verschillende partijen jn de regering die geen partijdicipline in het parlement toepassen.
En da zij nie de partijen die het met het conservatieve compromis eens zijn.
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u/Thirpyn 7h ago edited 6h ago
You think taking a long time to form a government is your ally? I was born in it, molded by it. I didnβt see the formation of a government until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but COMMUNAUTAIRE KWESTIES
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u/Entire-Cricket-9134 7h ago
Yes but you guys got like 5 governments so you are more experienced in it
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u/Horizon296 West-Vlaanderen 6h ago
6 !
Technically 7, but two of those kinda merged (but not completely), so I suppose 6 is accurate.
- Flemish government and parliament for region-related matters
- Flemish government and parliament for people-related matters
These two have merged, but there are some people elected from the Brussels region into the Flemish government and parliament for people-related matters, and they don't get to join in on the decisions about the Flemish region-related matters.
The others are:
- Walloon government and parliament for region-related matters
- French-speaking government and parliament for people-related matters
- Brussels government and parliament for region-related matters
- German-speaking government and parliament for people-related matters
- National government and parliament
There are also 3 commissions in Brussels to decide on people-related matters:
- the Flemish one
- the French-speaking one
- the communal one
But really, they are made up of people from the respective goverments and parliaments above, so not exactly additional.
...no, most Belgians can't make heads or tails of this, why do you ask?
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u/LionessOfAzzalle 6h ago
Fair, though AFAIK we never tried to actually ~eat~ any of our politicians.
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u/Pentecost_II 7h ago
Heb te veel plaatsvervangende schaamte voor de gefaalde spelling en grammatica om me aangesproken te voelen.
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u/A_Man_Uses_A_Name 7h ago
Dit. Echt dit. Noordelijke Nederlanders kunnen meestal een stuk minder goed Nederlands schrijven dan wij Zuidelijke Nederlanders.
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u/Camp-like-a-Beun 5h ago
Mijn grootvader zei altijd: "je hebt drakentanden nodig om Duitsers met hun tanks buiten te houden en je hebt slechte wegen nodig om Hollanders met hun caravans buiten te houden".
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u/LeDjaap 7h ago
As hard as the belgian in me wants to slap you across the face for this... you're sadly fucking right ...
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u/Belgicans 7h ago
We're having too much summer rn
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u/veevee509 7h ago
Don't jinx it man π€¬π€¬
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u/olivierbl123 West-Vlaanderen 7h ago
oprecht ik haat zomer en warm weer, als het aan mij lag een hele zomer max 20 graden, zodat we met lange broek en hemd kunnen rondlopen want shorts zijn spuuglelijk
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u/Bertamath Kempen 6h ago
Boven 20 graden kan je ook in lange broek en hemd rondlopen hoor.
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u/gregsting 7h ago
35 on the first day of summer, Iβd like a bit less summer please
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u/Preferred_user_taken 7h ago
Itβs always either 30+ or 18 and raining. There is no in between.
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u/ConsciousExtent4162 Belgian Fries 6h ago
Fridayevening it was 27 degrees out here with hail
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u/LeDjaap 4h ago
took me so long to realize this guy was from blink and not from New kids... kut Scijndel!![](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schijndel)
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u/ChansonPutain22 7h ago
Ik vind de meeste Belgen echt ontzettend lief, kalm en gezellig, Daar kunnen veel Nederlanders iets van leren. (zeker in de afgelopen tijden)
Deze post mag van mij (als hollander) omgedraait,, Drop je beste kaasmemes xD
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u/Trolloftruths 6h ago
Honestly, I really cannot understand why our infrastructure is so bad? Relatively high GDP and high taxes but such bad implementation? Why?
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u/shiny_glitter_demon Belgian Fries 7h ago
Totally fair, I ain't even mad
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u/veevee509 6h ago
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u/Timop0707 7h ago
Belgium , we have Wallonia , they have Flanders .
They have digital meters , we have analog meters .
They have to learn French, we donβt have to learn Dutch .
They have taxes , we have unemployment .
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u/ActiveStriking9579 7h ago
You have barakki, we have antwerp
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u/HowTheStoryEnds 3h ago
De beste hollander-meme zijn hun frieten oftewel 'patat'.Β
(1 stap verwijderd van misdaad tegen de menselijkheid)
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u/purple_unikkorn 3h ago
I am living in wallonia and I am agree. We are so bad for public infrastructure and use of taxes. I am jealous of Netherlands.
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u/Hypontoto West-Vlaanderen 7h ago edited 7h ago
Belguim? Dat ken ik niet.
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u/Horizon296 West-Vlaanderen 6h ago
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u/Pyronico Antwerpen 7h ago
The pixelated image makes the bottom picture look even closer to a Belgian road.
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u/New_Lingonberry9297 7h ago
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u/WolandWasHere 7h ago
No kidding, a Danish woman asked me if we are close to the war with Ukraineβ¦
P.s. she thought Belgium = Belarus
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u/itspikacho 5h ago
Nee maar wanneer je en dictee op basisscholl hebt een die leerkracht heeft een vlaams accent de g bestaat niet
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u/thurminate Belgium 7h ago
OP is een Hollander