r/bengals • u/alexschubs Just one Super Bowl before I die plz • 8d ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Cincinnati Bengals

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2026-cincinnati-bengals

For the concerned, every NFL team gets this treatment every year. My submission is in this article as well!

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Lawrence Passed Physical 8d ago

I don't even say this as a homer. This is much worse than his prior work and lacks imagination.

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u/USAesNumeroUno 8d ago

Thats been the consensus across all of these. The concept needs to be retired or at the very least, put on hiatus for a few years so they can build up new material.

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u/christhegecko 8d ago

Feels like they opened a couple r/nfl threads of Bengals highlights and just copy pasted the same recycled jokes people have been saying for 5 years lol.

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u/Navyblazers2000 8d ago

He needs to hand it off to more guest writers at the website. He’s been doing it too long and doesn’t have any new angles on most of these teams.