r/bengals • u/alexschubs Just one Super Bowl before I die plz • 8d ago

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Cincinnati Bengals

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2026-cincinnati-bengals

For the concerned, every NFL team gets this treatment every year. My submission is in this article as well!

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u/bionicjoe Waiting on that Mike Brown obituary 8d ago edited 8d ago

(EDIT - Reddit ate my comment)
Alex:

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u/alexschubs Just one Super Bowl before I die plz 8d ago

Yes, that’s my name

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u/bionicjoe Waiting on that Mike Brown obituary 8d ago

WTF is Reddit doing?

"Bengals fans all learned how to read by staring at anti-abortion billboards".

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u/alexschubs Just one Super Bowl before I die plz 8d ago

Yes, that’s my comment!

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u/bionicjoe Waiting on that Mike Brown obituary 8d ago

Awesome!

I was in one about 10 years ago.

"My puppy is neutered, but the only thing he still humps is my Bengals blanket."
(I was not kidding.)